About Last Night: Wednesday

Mini Caps of The Fashion Show, Millionaire Matchmaker, and Biggest Loser

The Fashion Show: ChickBomb

Last night on The Fashion Show, the teams were tasked with re-imagining classic styles from different decades.  Finally, a challenge that makes sense!  Of course they have to WTF it up with the condition that everyone needed to do it in plaid, but I like plaid so I was fine with that.

House of Nami came up with some beautiful designs, but House of Emerald decided to get strategic and go avant garde.  And as we know, avant garde means shit no one in their right mind would actually wear, but the high fashion people are suckers for it every time.  So Emerald finally wins!  Morris Day takes the individual win with a dress with a sheet hanging off it, but better him than the GoCi.  The Nami losers are Rolando and Outerspace Greenpeace David – one of them fights to stay, and one of them freezes.  So who’s out of fashion?  Check back here to find out!

Biggest Loser: Bluzgirl

Last night on Biggest Loser, we established our final four by knocking out two contestants instead of one.  How did we get there and who was eliminated?  First, Brendan won a $10,000 challenge, narrowly beating out Patrick.  Then they ate a bunch of sandwiches.  And then a gymnast who likes like Angela on The Office showed up, but sadly, did not teach them the balance beam.  Because that?  Would have been awesome.  The second challenge gave the winner a 1lb advantage and a $25,000 home gym.  Holy crap.  You know how many hands of Black Jack and bottles of beer that would buy?  Such waste makes me sad.

The challenge to win the advantage and the home gym was to carry the weight they started with from day one and do various exercise-y things with it.  And yes, Wheezy was the first one out.  She can barely unwrap her Extra gum without passing out, much less win a physical challenge.  Unsurprisingly, Ada kicks everyone’s butt and wins.  There was a little fireside chat with Bob and Jill about everyone’s fear of going home.  Call me mean, but I’m dying to see how Ada handles going home to her a-hole parents.  I believe Patrick is scared to go home, because he is unemployed and he gets free sandwiches and gum at the ranch.  Then we had the last week and last chance workout.

At the weigh in, there was a red line and a yellow line.  The person who lost the least percentage had to leave immediately.  And it was….Brendan.  So, Mr. Gameplayer will have to play from his couch and try to win the “At Home” prize.  The two people who fell below the yellow line were Mark and….and…Yep, Wheezy again.  Mark is suprised when he gets voted out because he thought the guys had his back.  Wheezy is in the final four.  Unreal.  So, Brendan went back to Boston and Mark went home to wherever it is okay to live with your opposite sex cousin in a creepily domestic-type setting.  Finale is just two weeks away…

Millionaire Matchmaker: SexyPanda

Wow!  Another nice, potentially successful week for Patti!

This week, Patti’s got a really gruff woman with “masculine energy” to work with.  She first tones down this chick’s energy to a reasonable and feminine level, then matches her with a sweet guy.  Their date is fun, and I really feel good about things…until the end.  Though the way I just phrased that sounds ominous, it’s actually a turn of events that’s not entirely bad.  So, don’t cry.

Then we’ve got the miniature Jerry Seinfeld with ADD.  He’s a sweet guy, too, and Patti works with him to focus more on his dates and less on his iPhone.  It works, too, as he takes his sweetheart date on a cute date and pays full attention to her.  And that match  might actually still be successful!  WOW!

(Seriously, is there a website for the REAL post-show followup?  A girl wants to know!)

Come back, we’ll talk!