About Last Night: Wednesday

Recaps

By Staff | Wednesday, December 8, 2010 | 10:57 am | 11 Comments
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Mini caps of Biggest Loser and Millionaire Matchmaker

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Biggest Loser: Bluzgirl

So, we’re down to the final four. Last night our players went home, most notably Ada to her godawful parents and her Dad pretty much lived up to his prick reputation. We found out Frado is pretty damn wealthy and has kidnapped Curtis Stone to cook for a bunch of his friends. Also—Patrick’s wife must have a boat load of tank tops, but at least she has a job. Wheezy has moved in with her semi-hot, burrito eating boyfriend and proves that she can piss us all off even more, because she didn’t do so well at home. Why? Because it’s so haaaard.

They find out they all have to participate in a full (26.2) mile marathon, as did previous seasons’ contestants and they all have the nerve to look surprised. Because if there’s anything Biggest Loser isn’t, it’s predictable. Please. Bob and Jillian go to each of their homes to see how the players are doing and in Jill’s case, beat the crap out of Wheezy when she opens her fridge and sees all the junk she has in there. She wouldn’t be happy with my vodka-laden freezer but guess what? I’m not on a reality show. Wheezy is, however, and hasn’t been working out very hard. Anyone shocked? On the other hand, Ada has been struggling, but not for the same reasons. Her goal in the marathon is to beat previous contestant Tara’s time in the marathon. And because it is our machine Ada, she does handily, even after an extended bathroom break. They all finish the marathon and sweaty hugs were had by all.

At the weigh in, we find there will be two people who will fall below the yellow line. The two above are automatically participating in the finale. America will vote for the 3rd one to join them. Ada has her worst weigh in ever at 12lbs and falls below with Wheezy. Patrick and Frado are automatically in it at the end and America will decide who deserves to go with them—Ada or Wheezy. If Wheezy wins this over Ada, I will throw my pizza crusts at the TV and vow never to watch this show again…

Millionaire Matchmaker: SexyPanda

Holy shit, kids. This week was a doozy.

After two weeks in a row with people seeming to actually find successful matches, we swirl around the bowl, right back to where we started. And, really, it’s almost worse than ever. Don’t you agree?

The first millionaire is a divorce attorney with a chip on his shoulder. Also, he thinks his shoulder is that of a Greek god, and he enjoys taking off his clothes to show you. Ick. His date isn’t terrible, especially considering the first impression he led with, but still…no bueno.

Millionaire Number Two is a creepazoid from the planet Scary. He didn’t necessarily come off as creepy at first–just a little not-blinky and weird with the head-cocking.I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. But as the episode rolled on, we were exposed to ALL the creep involved in this guy’s basic existence. It’s BAD. His date is BAD. I even feel bad for his mini-dates, because they are THAT BAD. And they’re only 10 minutes of supervised chatter!

Come back, we’ll talk!

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    ravencall
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Ok this will sound weird but I know Dave Vroubel and he is a really nice guy…and its not just me. I worked with him for years, and he visits us and all the pooeople around me don’t understand what we0saw last night. That just was’nt him.

  2. 2
    ravencall
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Sorry typos…blackberry not very accomodating

  3. 3
    SexyPanda
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    More details, please!!! What do you think was going on? What’s he normally like? What would you have expected from the Dave you know? Was ANY of it “right” for what you know of him?

    (Is he trying to market a side business or something? If they’re not on the show for love, they’re on it for exposure for their business. Just curious!)

  4. 4
    ravencall
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 1:40 am

    First we were surprised he would go on the show at all. We couldn’t believe he couldn’t find a girl on his own. He was always very nice, respectful and engaging at. Work. Then we theorized he may have gone on the show as maybe a dare or goof with his friends. And that girl Ilene, at least looks wise was exactly his type. Even before the show aired, we all commented how he should have hooked. Up with this girl Karen we worked with, and when we saw ilene, she could have been her twin (20). Years earlier).

  5. 5
    SexyPanda
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 4:59 am

    Hmm. If he did it as a goof, then I think he got some unintended consequences. No woman worth anything is going to want a piece of that guy after seeing that show.

    So, normally, he wouldn’t test his dates with super-exotic foods? Normally, he can have a good conversation with a girl?

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    ravencall
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 7:39 am

    I don’t really know him that way. We had a professional relationship with some good pleasant conversationss. I think we need to get in touch with some of the girls who dated him and ask. But if there was anything weird about him I’m sure I would have heard-we had an amazing gossip chain and everyone knew everyones business…

  7. 7
    SexyPanda
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 8:19 am

    Hmm. Interesting.

    Bottom line, though, he was a freak on the show and my recap will stay true to what I saw. Hopefully by the time the recap publishes, you’ll be able to track down some more dirt and put it in the comments for our reading pleasure! (This is fun!)

  8. 8
    douglas@kepanislaw.com
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Hey it’s the divorce attorney with a chip on his shoulder- I love your recaps – can’t wait to read!!!

  9. 9
    ravencall
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 10:31 am

    O I totally agree he was creepy and weird. And I like to try different things with my food, but to me that means odd combinations or new spices or original prepaeration and presentation. Not. Frikkin birds. In shells!

  10. 10
    SexyPanda
    Posted December 9, 2010 at 10:55 am

    YAY! I love it when the people themselves read my recap!!! Oh boy, this is fun. :)

    Ya know, I’d probably try a fermented duck embryo if my date were at all supportive and encouraging about it. The more he goaded, the less willing I’d be. Just for spite!

  11. 11
    Zahava
    Posted January 5, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    I think Dave is very attractive! He was obviously very nervous when he appeared on the show. I would love to date him. I wouldn’t eat the embryo or drink the shooter but I would definitly feed him the dessert we bought!!

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