Mini caps of Biggest Loser and Teen Mom
Jillian has a rough Valentine’s Day
Biggest Loser: Bluzgirl
Valentine’s Day was a big deal on Biggest Loser last night. We got treated to Arthur scarfing down a bunch of chocolate and Hannah shooting an arrow through a heart. Thankfully, not a real heart—but you never know what this show will do for ratings. The teams were divided into Black (formerly Team Ranch) and Red (formerly Team Genius) and then the challenge’s twist changed it all up. The player who won the tempation challenge got to swap two of their own team out for two from the other team. Arthur “wins” the challenge and loses every one of his friends. Even his Dad was pissed.
The other challenge had 6 different sections to it and the Black team dominated, hilariously in part to dumbass Justin screwing up his part royally. The winning team received videos from home. The winning team at the weigh in received immunity this week and Arthur was understandably nervous. There is no doubt his team would have seriously considered getting rid of him for bad game play, but alas, he need not worry. The Red team did not produce as well at the scale and Q was sent packing, just one week after he swore he would work his hardest. That guy must have some seriously bad social skills or the worst work ethic ever, because they sure didn’t give him much of a chance…Lots more details to come!
Teen Mom: Alejandra
This episode was so-so, I thought. More of a preparation for next week, which looks AWESOME.
Chelsea’s annoying as usual, but this week her dad pisses me off more. Adam officially moves in and for the first few days looks like he’s doing okay. Then Randy finds out, and hits the roof! For like, one second, before giving into Chelsea almost immediately and telling her that if Adam’s going to be living there he’d better “chip in.” Literally. That’s it. That is his entire reaction. Also, Aubree spends more time on the floor.
Kailyn’s situation gets a little sticky this week as Jo gets them kicked out of the house. He gets into a fight with his dad, and by the end of the episode both parents are staying in a motel. According to Jo, his father is “disrespectful.” My eyes hurt from being rolled at Jo so much in one episode.
Leah and Corey continue to astound me in how like a sitcom their life is. Apparently their new house is an hour away from her family, so while Corey works all the time, she has to stay with the girls 24/7, and when she tries to talk to Corey about it, he is predictably bumbling about it. They get into a fight, but even in vexation, they remain adorable.
And finally Jenelle, who has an up and down week living in my perception. She gets yelled at by her mom for little things and then I feel bad for her. Then she oversleeps for her day to babysit Jace, and I want to punch the living shit out of her. Then her mother kicks her out again, which I’m sorry, is just excessive. She vows to get her son back as she and Kieffer drive off into the… high noon.
(Oh, P.S. Next week looks awesome because Adam fucks up, Jenelle and her mom have a fight at Jace’s birthday, and Kailyn moves in with her mom!)