About Last Night: Amazing Race, Undercover Boss, Olympics

Did you guys make out with someone last night? Hope so! Now welcome back to reality!! While you were out spreading stds around, some of us were watching some disturbing TV. Come on in!!

Amazing Race: Bbitz



The Amazing Race 16 premiered last night! And of course it was a parade of ass-clowns like we’ve never seen! Miss Teen South Carolina (“Like such as South Africa…Maps…Brain Fail”) and past-winner of “Big Brother”, Jordan, are just two of the contestants that’ll be forcing you to ask the question, “Why didn’t we just let the south secede?” One of them even mixes up Chile for China… TWICE.

Other contestants include a bionic grandma and her grandaughter, two gay lover brothers, rootin’ tootin’ cowboys, jughead Narc’s and a sweet loving, respectful couple. Take one guess which ones bite it first.

With a cast like this, it promises to be the worst season yet – which we all know means the most entertaining! So send in the clowns and let’s do this Phil, you ageless leather daddy, you!

Undercover Boss and Olympics: Chooch

I just have one thing to say. That idiot Jimbo, should have been fired. Making girls eat a plate of beans without their hands, just to see who’d go home early, bordered on pervert behavior. That’s the customers job. For those of you who didn’t see it, I’m talking about “Undercover Boss”. The big-wig boss of Hooters went on the lam, doing different “entry level” jobs, just to see where his titty bar needed improvements. He was shocked to learn that women thought the place exploited women. & they wouldn’t take their kids to one. One waitress had it right: “That’s okay, they’re husbands will keep coming here.” What did I learn from watching this show. It sucks to work in the back as “the bitch”, doing all the work no one else will.

I also watched some of the Olympics during the late-night hours. The guys doing the Men’s Mogul, where they ski really fast down a bumpy hill, make a huge flip-jump at the top & another towards the bottom, are awesome to watch. I was pumped after watching all that high speed action. Some dude who used to represent Canada, went to Australia after some scandal, & now skis for the Aussies, was pegged to win & this young kid,Alex Bilodeau, from Canada, kicked his ass & won the gold. Canada’s first for the winter games. Later I watched the pairs short program figure skating & there was this Japanese female skater, paired up with a Russian dude, skating for Russia. Japan doesn’t have pairs, so she just went to Russia so she could skate. Shouldn’t that be illegal? Stay in your own damn country! Tomorrow night is the snowboard cross, speed skating & the couple’s figure skating finals. I can’t wait to see what outfits they wear.