About Last Night: Desperate Housewives and Undercover Boss

Last night on TV, the Desperate Housewives learned that Katherine shouldn’t work customer service lines.

Undercover Boss: Alejandra

This week on “Undercover Boss,” a packaging CEO who looks about 15 on a good day hits one of his employees in the face with a box, meets a dark, dark lesbian who is the reason all people hate calling customer service lines, and discovers that he has wonderful people working for him that deserve vacations and minuscule life changes. In short, nothing new.

Desperate Housewives: Hypnotoad

Last night on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane party, replete with drinks, appetizers, and awkward revelations, as Katherine goes all Anne Heche on Robin’s ass and is all, I don’t know if I’m gay or not! Take me to Fresno so I can knock on strangers’ doors and tell them I need to get back to my home planet! Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom put the kibosh on Preston and Irina’s sexcapades in the house, so Preston decides to get a job to support his Russian whore bride instead of going to college. Also, Irina convinces Preston to push the marriage ahead to next week. Cue Lynette’s head exploding.

Bree decides to have Sam join the fam for dinner, complete with a worthless cameo from Danielle. But Andrew throws a major hissy (again), and he and Orson begin to doubt Sam’s motives. Cue audience: “Duh.” Juanita and Li’l M.J. are selling that crappy gray expensive candy for school, which results in some actually hilarious hijinks between Susan and Gabby. But what about the Angie plot, you ask? Ah, yes. In continuing with this season’s tradition, we get about 3 minutes of actual season arc development. Turns out Patrick Logan visits Iris for her information on Angie’s whereabouts, and suffice to say, things do not end well. At all.