About Last Night: Flash Forward, Lost, Millionaire Matchmaker

Last night, Desmond was back with calmer hair, aliens tried to start crap with us, and we learned how to do the Lawnmower.

This woman is terrifying in the past, present, future and sideways.

MillionaireMatchmaker: SexyPanda

This week on Millionaire Matchmaker, we met two pretty decent guys! BOTH of them! I affectionately refer to them as “Jack Sprat” and “His Wife”. But hey, they’re both sweet guys who genuinely want to find love. (And one of them maybe genuinely did!)

One of the dates danced the Lawnmower (complete with priming the starter), while the other had a six-course meal with too many drinks. Come back later in the week to hear more random brain-dump jokes about these guys! Mwah!

Lost: Ack

This week on Lost, Widmore’s henchman woke Desmond up from a 3-day coma just so they could stick him in a room with a giant radioactive super collider to see if it didn’t kill him! Apparently Widmore wants Desmond’s help in saving the island because the rules don’t quite apply to him. Luckily for us, he not only survived the fiasco, but his consciousness was sent to the Sideways World, where Desmond was Widmore’s right hand man! Widmore totally loved Desmond, and also loved his son Daniel and his wife Eloise!

Widmore sent Desmond on an errand to babysit a certain junkie rock star we all knew and loved, who was bring sprung from the slammer. Apparently when Charlie almost choked to death on the Oceanic flight, he had a vision in which he was in love with a blond girl, and I think we all know who he was talking about! So in order to recapture this feeling, he drove Desmond’s car right off a dock – with both of them still inside. When Desmond saw Charlie’s hand pressed against the car window, he had his OWN flash – “Not Penny’s boat!” After rescuing Charlie from drowning, Desmond was given an MRI at the hospital, and almost as soon as it started the Penny floodgates opened up and he had that same rush of love that Charlie had described! Then Charlie runs away, telling Desmond to bugger off and go find this Penny woman!

Then Desmond went to visit Mrs. Eloise Widmore to let her know he’d lost the rock star, and that went surprisingly well – that is until Eloise overheard Desmond asking around about someone named Penny! Then she freaked out, told him to knock it off, and told him he wasn’t ready, whatever that means! Then to make matters even more confusing, Daniel (who is a musician and not a scientist) also has a talk with Desmond in which he explains that he also had those love visions with a chocolate-loving redhead. Not only that, but he recently wrote a bunch of crazy equations down that he doesn’t even understand! Daniel somehow figured out that he set a nuclear bomb off in an alternate universe! Dude is smart, no matter where he is, apparently.

So anyway not only does Daniel confirm that Desmond’s visions are real, but he also tells him where he can find his half-sister Penny! So Desmond finds her and introduces himself, but when they shake hands he is sucked back into the other world, where he then agrees to help Widmore save the island because all of the sudden he understands what has to happen. Then Sayid swoops in and karate chops some of Widmore’s lackeys, lets Zoe run away, and tells Desmond to follow him, which Des does without any hesitation.

Back in the Sideways World, after apparently fainting at Penny’s very touch, Des asks her on a date and she says yes! And then Desmond asks his limo driver (Minkowski!) to get him the Oceanic flight’s manifest so he can tell all the other passengers about this strange phenomenon.

V: WaffleBoy

V: Hey there Gasmii, wow, it was an action packed episode of V this week, and all our favorite characters were busy, busy, busy. For starters FBI Mom took High School Musical Kid to the country so he could chase rabbits and run free. What? No she didn’t take him to the vet and have him put to sleep. They went to visit his father. Morris Chestnut faked an ultrasound, and then went on a quest for phosphorus. Anna organized a movie night for the mothership, which was good. But everyone who cried got killed, which I am pretty sure counts as bad. That new merc guy worked extra hard at being a dick, and Soap Opera Priest had a little heart to heart with Bailey 2.0. Oh and I never thought I would be writing this, but Georgie went off to save the day. Anyway, we’ll get into the specifics in the recap, but if you didn’t see this one, you should check it out for yourself, it was a keeper.