About Last Night: Desperate Housewives

Last night was a whole lot to handle on the TV front. Beyonce swinging her head around like she was in a Whitesnake video was enough to have our DVR’s on constant replay. There will be a full Grammy fashion rundown this afternoon, but now let’s take the time to forget Lady GaGa and Elton comparing peepee sizes and focus on what’s really important in life: Desperate Housewives.

Desperate Housewives: Hypnotoad

Last night on Desperate Housewives: Remember when Susan inherited that strip club, and you thought, “Yeah, this’ll be fun for one episode, but that’s it, okay?” Well, StripperSaga continues as Susan convinces one of the Double D’s girls (guest star Julie Benz, who played a vampire on Buffy for about 8 seconds) to quit stripping, and then invites her home, where Li’L M.J.’s all, “What’s going on in my pants, mommy?!” Lynette and Tom continue their therapy, which revolves around the same. Argument. They always. Have. By which I mean Lynette’s over-bearing tendencies vs. Tom’s always rolling over and taking it tendencies. Turns out their therapist (Jane Leeves, that crazy cockney gal from Frasier) is in a local theatre production, and is so horrific that she makes Denise Richards look like Meryl Streep.

Ana really wants to have sex with Danny, and Gabby tries to convince her not to with the only love she’s comfortable giving out — cold, hard

cash. But when Carlos catches Ana in flagrante delicto with Danny, he Hulks out on Danny, causing Angie to go all ape-poopy on Carlos, and now yet another person on Wisteria Lane hates her. But her secret(s) may not be safe for long . . . Oh, and Orson wants to kill himself because he can’t walk. I may or may not be opposed to that . . .

More DH coming in this week’s recap. Until then, check out the archives here. We also caught the Grammy’s last night. Check out Chickbomb’s fashion rundown here!