In this fast forward Mama Mia will become a rat catcher’s assistant, they must fill a bag with dead rats collecting them from three locations. Seems like it should be really be called “catching” them if they’re dead. At that point it’s just picking them up.
Meanwhile the other teams are fixing the terrible, disgusting Bangladeshian busses. Girl Team Truckasaurus disses Tiny by saying they’d need a stool if he was going to do this challenge. BURN! Looks like your ego just got crushed by that famous Truckasaurus wit!
“Uh, didn’t I have you for rat catching when Mrs. Sengupta was on maternity leave?”
Team Choke Out finishes the bus putty first and helps out Team Dong. Team Dong is having trouble. He said his thing is usually playing guitar, not fixing busses. Playing guitar? Since when is “playing guitar” a euphemism for swinging your dong around in forty year old women’s faces?
Team Twin N’s are doing a lot of screaming, as usual, but it seems to be working, as usual, because they’re almost done!
The choke out countdown has begun!
Team Goat Boys show up and they’re all complaining a lot. Look around at how terrible Bangladesh is! That’ll make anyone feel better! Unless of course you’re cursed to live in Bangladesh. Twin N’s start chanting, “Long, Strong and Hard!” And Team Dong heard someone yelling their motto and joined right in!
“Long Strong and Hard and Flopping in your Face for Money!”
I think Team Twin N’s strategy is get the teams to just quit because they can’t stand to be around them and their constant screeching. Honestly, it’s not a bad strategy.
Team Choke out moves their seats and gets their clue first. They must now travel to Kawran Bazar Shootkir Market where teams must use the clean drinking water to wash the school’s chalkboards so their children can learn about fractions. Just kidding! They have to search through a bag of smelly dried fish for a gross yellow and red one. I don’t think even Travelocity wants anything to do with this episode.
During the rat “catching” Abba fell into some raw sewage and was getting concerned about what he exposed himself to. Then some random guy came out and poured a gallon of what appeared to be Squirt soda on his leg. So I guess he’s fine? Come on, get it together Bangladesh!
If they use Squirt to treat their infections, imagine what they’d think of Dr. Pepper!
Team Goat Boys finish, but I think they are just giving them the clue to get these crazy Americans away from their busses.
Team Choke out arrives at the market and starts fishing for fish. They find it pretty quickly, or at least that’s what the magic of editing what have us believe.