Team Twin N’s and Truckasaurus are racing to the pit stop for second place!
Team Choke out finishes the mattress and gets their next clue. Team Dong and Goat Boys are pounding the cotton (Now THAT’S a good euphamism for doing it!”)
Meanwhile Team Truckasaurus is yelling “River?!” in everyone’s faces. Then they get fed up and scream “ENGLISH!!!” Yes, we all know what language you’re butchering.
Team FNL and Tall & Tiny get to the dead fish bucket and find their colorful dead fish. Team Choke Out makes it to the boat and Twin N joins them at the last second. Truckasaurus is not far behind being American assholes.
I’d prefer a Swedish fish.
Josh from Goat Boys is used to sewing because he used to sew his own drag costume. His performer name was Aquadesiac. Um, why? Because he made people wet? Gross. I guess it’s better than incorporating something about goats into your drag name. Unfortunately, he said his costumes always fell apart. Team Dong pays big money for costumes like that, except they call them “tear-away.”
Team Choke Out and Twin N’s are off the boat and on a foot race for Phil. This would almost be exciting if it wasn’t for second place. There was also a bizarre cut and they never really showed them running to the pit stop. I bet that disgusting Bangladesh is to blame somehow. Anyway, Choke Out is 2 and Twin N’s is 3.
Truckasaurus pulls their backpacks in 4th. HOWEVER! They took their boat to the wrong place, so they have to go back before Phil can check them in. Of course they blame the boat driver and scream at him. He tells him “You just cost me a million dollars!” First of all, there’s no way you’re winning a million dollars. Second of all, do you think a guy who lives in Bangladesh is going to feel bad for you for not winning a million dollars? Look around at where he lives! That’s like complaining to an amputee that you didn’t win a snowboarding contest. Okay, bad example.
A peaceful goat and a man screaming in agony. Typical Dhaka.
Team FNL had a similar problem with not taking the right route, but Goat Boys showed them what to do before they could get to Phil ensuring that they aren’t eliminated which sucks. So Goat Boys are team 4 and Truckasaurus is team 5. Phil has some awkward banter with them and then the AR production crew locks them in a hotel so they can’t do any more damage. Team Dong is team 6 and FNL gets the right boat. Tall & Tiny show up in the wrong place as well and FNL sets them straight. Team Tall & Tiny know they’re out now. FNL is team 7.
So the AR superfans Tall & Tiny are the last to arrive. Just thinking out loud here, but we haven’t had a non-elimination round yet. So….nope, this is not it. They’re still eliminated. And with a hard cut and almost no reminiscing, The End!
At least they can look forward to going home and being substitute teachers.