Ahoy Race Fans! Fran and Berry here, intact and ready to take on the world! Well, maybe not the whole world but at least wherever the heck this episode of AR takes us. Last week we excitedly waved goodbye to Team Broseph. (Or should I say Team No Regrets? I have no regrets that they are gone.)
We are left with:
Team Remission (Dave & Connor)
Team Hello Kitty (Pam & Winnie)
Team Psycho (Max & Katie)
Team Internet (Joey & Meghan)
Team CMT (Caroline & Jennifer)
Team Slapshot (Bates & Anthony)
Team Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth)
Team Mullet (Chuck & Wynona)
“I can almost afford to retire!”
We begin the fifth leg in the lush island of Bali. Team Remission was the first to check in so they are first to be given the next clue. Looks like they are off to Hanoi, Vietnam! Then they have to make their way to the center of town and find the Rap Cong Nhan Theater. A rap theater?! Cool! Vietnam is so where it’s at! Remission is on their way to a travel agent. They take it down a notch and get real in the cab and say how they have to get home soon so Dad Remission can get ankle surgery before it’s too late. Hello Kitty leaves second, they are plotting to break up the three team alliance of Internet, Broseph and Jammer Moms. Little do they know fate has already begun the breaking up! Mwahahahaha! Team Psycho leaves next. They are hell bent on U-Turning Broseph. I wish they could U-turn them even though they are out. U-Turn them from the continental breakfast or something.
“Full Metal Cropped Blazer!”
CMT leaves fourth. They are squealing and screeching and so is Team Internet who leaves next. Internet is feeling weak since one of their ally teams is gone. When they are weak they are even more uncomfortable to watch. Side rant: why would you EVER think an alliance is a good idea on one of these shows? The only way an alliance works is if you end up dating someone on the other team then you and them can be your own team on the All Stars version and win. Like Danielle and what’s-his-name. But I think they ended up breaking up, right? Oh well, at least they won some sweet cash out of that abusive relationship.
Jammer Moms, Slapshot and Mullet are released. The teams are all on their way to Hanoi. The first flight lands. Hello Kitty, Remission, and Psycho arrive at the Rap Theater and it (of course) is not open until 9am. So everyone will catch up. Hello Kitty and Psycho make friendsies and bond while making fun of the ousted Team Broseph.
The second flight lands. CMT is blown away by the idea of a rickshaw. “Wow y’all I never seen that in Beverly Hills- I mean Nashville.”
“Turn down your radio so we can sing our own sh*tty song!”