Smile For The Camera, Ambah!

Survivor

By B-Side | Wednesday, May 4, 2005 | 6:03 pm | 22 Comments

Can’t get enough of Rob and Amber? Well, neither can Rob and Amber, which is why they’ll be returning to reality TV yet again with a brand new Newlyweds-ish pilot for E!. Yes, after three seasons of Survivor, one season of The Amazing Race, a cameo on The Player, and a very special televised wedding ceremony later this month, America’s very own reality whores once again mug for the camera as they embark on the over-explored journey that is celebrity marriage. I can’t imagine that this will be a totally scintillating series. After all, we love (and hate) Rob for his scheming and villainy, not his day-to-day thoughts and musings. With any luck, this show will provide new insights on the stars, maybe answer some questions: Just how many Boston hats does Rob have? And does Amber ever not gaze upon something with a pleasantly bland ennui? The possibilities are endless.

No word yet on whether this series will be picked up, but insiders at E! assure us that production will begin soon.

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22 Comments

  1. 1
    suebee
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 9:01 pm

    Hey Rob, Ralph Macchio called and he wants his face back…and the bandana too!

  2. 2
    yankeegirl
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 9:38 pm

    oh puke

  3. 3
    heather
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 9:58 pm

    i totally saw this coming. and when ambah is implanted with the rahb devil seed, we’ll have “a baby story: romber.” then when the spawn gets out of control, we’ll have “nanny 911: romber.” and so on and so forth.

    this is actually getting to the point of absurdity. what’s next? they try to get on a rr/rw challenge? what is up with people who would otherwise be total losers trying to make a “career” out of multiple reality tv appearances? either try your hand at actual acting or get a real profession.

  4. 4
    SoxCeltPats
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 3:53 am

    I think they’re awesome!! Boston representin’!!!!

  5. 5
    betsy
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 5:38 am

    This is not a sign that the Appocolypse is nigh. It’s a sign that the Appocolypse has already begun.

  6. 6
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 6:07 am

    WTF. I’m throwing myself in front of a bus. NOW.

  7. 7
    Ashes
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 7:06 am

    If people didn’t watch Rob and Amber, they’d go away. But reality shows get viewers, and apparently ABC thinks the wedding will, too. If no one watches it, then there won’t be additional installments of Rob and Amber tv. So blame your fellow tv viewers.

  8. 8
    Ashes
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 7:08 am

    Reality shows get viewers, and apparently the network thinks the wedding will, too. If no one watched Rob and Amber, they’d go away. So blame your fellow tv viewers!

  9. 9
    Genevieve
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 9:32 am

    I am so sick of these people I could puke. I will so not watch this!!

  10. 10
    jash
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 10:21 am

    “boston reprensent!”

    WTF?!!??!?! if THIS is what boston represents (other than a SUCK ASS BALL TEAM–GO YANKS!) then i am right in my choice to never live in boston.

  11. 11
    Sandy
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 3:21 pm

    Romber is like a serious case or herpes. Just when you think the outbreak is about over, BAM the sores are back. I hope they sell that Valtrex in industrial tub sizes.
    I wonder if that’s the kind of herpes Katie Holmes has on her face, hmmm?

  12. 12
    janis
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 4:35 pm

    hmmm how about those yankees. 205million dollar payroll and theyre 6 games under .500… ouch

  13. 13
    Kujo
    Posted May 5, 2005 at 6:51 pm

    These two are the ultimate reality show whores. This is absolutely sickening. Enufffffffffff!!!!!!!!. If they win TAR next week, I’ll puke.

  14. 14
    Ashes
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    “These two are the ultimate reality show whores. This is absolutely sickening. Enufffffffffff!!!!!!!!. If they win TAR next week, I’ll puke.”

    If you hate people on reality tv that much, don’t watch. Only when people quit watching will the network drop Romber and anyone else who wants to do multiple reality shows (like that guy Rupert from Survivor or the past Apprentice players who keep turning up on random shows.)

  15. 15
    voo
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 5:29 pm

    ashes: do you work for the reality shows or something. you are so easily offended. lighten up, people can have opinions. And I hope someone brought a towel cuz there is a lot of puking in these posts. I CAN”T wait for A baby story: Romber. Awesome! Go Sox!

  16. 16
    Liana Taylor
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 11:00 pm

    Oooh get over it. I love watching Rob/Amber. They seem very real to me and have an awesome and caring relationship. Yeah Rob can come off as an ass, but it’s just his sarcastic sence of humor. I’d much rather watch Newlweds: Romber than those two fakes: Nick&Jessica. Nick Lachey is the biggest ass on this planet and a total jerk.

    Go Rob & Amber!

  17. 17
    Ashes
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 11:30 am

    voo, I wasn’t offended. But I get annoyed when people whine about how much they hate people like Rob and Amber even though they watch all of the shows that make Rob and Amber possible. If you think something shouldn’t be on tv, the answer is not to whine about them and insist that they are truly evil people when all they’ve done is be on reality shows.

  18. 18
    Marty Callahan
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 12:49 pm

    They suck! Come join us at http://www.ihaterobandamber.com

  19. 19
    GiGi
    Posted May 11, 2005 at 7:43 pm

    These two are reality whores! Yep! God, I am so f***** glad they lost the Amazing Race. The Amazing Race is my favorite reality show, and the best ever, if I say so myself, and I could not believe they had these two jerks on there.

    Rob and Amber, go back to your lame ass lives and stop whoring yourselves on tv. We’ve had enough!!!

  20. 20
    Jackie
    Posted May 11, 2005 at 7:44 pm

    These two are reality whores! Yep! God, I am so glad they lost the Amazing Race. The Amazing Race is my favorite reality show, and the best ever, if I say so myself, and I could not believe they had these two jerks on there.

    Rob and Amber, go back to your lame ass lives and stop whoring yourselves on tv. We’ve had enough!!!

  21. 21
    Renee
    Posted May 12, 2005 at 7:36 am

    I love Rob.. i wish i would have met him first…

  22. 22
    skillet
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 9:12 am

    I am confused about why they think this would be interesting. They don’t have jobs that we are good reality fodder(acting, music industry, etc.) so there is no chance of seeing famous people, getting the inside scoop on the industry/job, or hearing about impromptu group sexcapades. They are unemployed, what are we going to watch them do?

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