American Idol Recap: The Top Snorety

It looks like the guys competed first, but have not yet faced the elimination round. Some random AI dude directs them to the stage. Oh, last week was a cliffhanger. The twenty eight guys nervously shuffle around as Ryan builds the suspense even more. Nicki says that they have not narrowed it down, and there are a few guys that they would like to hear sing again. They love to drag this shit out! Adam Sanders is first. He was loved during his San Antonio auditions, but it has kind of gone downhill from there. He sings a Celine Dion song that I have never heard before. I am gagging and it looks like Keith feels the same way as I do. Next is Josh Holiday. He would like to be a Gospel singer. He gets so into the song, “Georgia on My Mind,” that he splits his pants. It’s judgment time. Nicki begins calling out names. Peter Garrett, Marvin Calderone, Devin Jones, Kenny Harrison, Will White, Tony Foster, David Leathers Jr., and Adam Sanders are all o-u-t. I love that they saved Adam for last because he is the dead giveaway that they are all cut. They cry to get there last five seconds on camera, and then it’s over. The top forty are all brought out so they can hoot and holler and congratulate one another. We all know they are secretly congratulating themselves and judging the others. Next week, they all travel to Las Vegas for the next round. It is in front of a live audience, and Ryan refers to it as sudden death. Yay, I guess.

So, what did everyone think? There was definitely a few stand out ladies. If I had to choose one, it would be the first singer of the night, Angela Miller. She actually had talent. I also hope Zoanetta gets to stick around. She annoyed the piss out of me, but she also had an actual personality. All of the other girls bored me to death. We have some serious cases of wet blanket syndrome going on. Here’s hoping next week is more exciting!

Just try to be excited, okay?

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