As Long As We’re Making Fun of Constantine…

11 Comments

1. 1
   Jess
   Posted March 30, 2005 at 6:49 pm

   YAY!

   MORE! MORE!

   I’m making all sorts of snorty guinea pig warble sounds over these pics.

2. 2
   winkie
   Posted March 30, 2005 at 7:19 pm

   I agree–more, more! These just keep getting better and better. God, I hope he sees these . . . what a moron.

3. 3
   mountain girl
   Posted March 30, 2005 at 8:08 pm

   That combo is frighteningly accurate. How you come up with this stuff is totally beyond me and why I am so hugely addicted.

4. 4
   Lisa
   Posted March 30, 2005 at 8:24 pm

   Hey, I like Penny Marshall & Artie Lange. They both are very funny. But Constantine seems like a talentless, scary singer. (I haven’t watched any of this season because last season was so bad but from what the rest of you have said I will assume he is a bad singer.)

5. 5
   YouthInAsia
   Posted March 30, 2005 at 11:23 pm

   He should be arrested for having that weird child molester face he’s got…it’s like he’s saying “I’ll get you my pretty”

6. 6
   Courtney
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 7:03 am

   oh.my.GAAAAWD. that is spot on. what a freakshow

7. 7
   hey
   Posted April 3, 2005 at 3:37 am

   Excuse me but the guy obviously has talent, Lisa. He’s been on Broadway shows like: Rent, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Les Miserables, Jesus Christ Superstar, to name a few. And he graduated from the Boston conservatory so that will tell you he has so many talents. I heard he appeared on TV shows as an actor in Law and Order as well. The man also volunteered to help families after the 9/11 tragedy. You guys are just judging him by his looks. Why not do some researching before bashing him, aight!

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   madeyoulaugh
   Posted April 4, 2005 at 9:59 am

   Yeah Lisa!!

   I dont know if you are aware of this, but he also teaches blind children to read braile. He also was one of the firemen who ran to the top floors of the WTC on 9/11. He died that day as a hero. He also helped Lincoln write the gettysberg address and was a key figure in ending the slave trafficing from Africa. Also, he was the guy on the titanic who said “hey I think thats an iceberg” when the guys in the tower fell asleep. He saved countless lived that day. He also developed a Polio Vaccine, invented the double stuff pizza, beverage carbonation, the orgasm, and pioneered a surgery which allowed a girl who had never before been able to smile due to a birth defect to finally smile.

   How dare you just judge him on his looks!!!

   MYL

9. 9
   TinkerbellAPixie
   Posted April 4, 2005 at 5:55 pm

   You had me til the orgasm – then I KNEW you were kidding – ya big silly.

   Armpit smelling does not an orgasm make.

10. 10
    Kelley
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    Was comment #7 posted by you, Constantine?

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    harley2999
    Posted April 15, 2005 at 5:30 pm

    whatever!!!!
    I’d take him to bed in a NY min. Nothing wrong w/the way he looks
    M