As They Say, ‘Idol’ Hands…Grope Each Other!

American Idol

By madeyoulaugh | Thursday, April 21, 2005 | 4:50 pm | 13 Comments

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Just pause, take a moment. Look at these two. Take a breath. Mmmmm…Who wouldn’t wan’t to bang them?

Yes, one time wanna-be, and current never-was, Corey Something-or-other has made a statement declaring while he was a contestant on the 3rd season of America Idol, he engaged in sexual acts with one time Pop star, and current star pill popper Paula Anderson (post 9/11 Abdul is so cache’).

MSNBC is reporting that the affair happened blah blah blah blah blah guest room of Paula Abduls house blah blah blah promised to jumpstart his “career” blah blah blah Abdul once came up behind Clark, rubbed his neck, and then they began “kissing passionately and feeling each other up” as they moved to the guest bedroom. Ok, now look back at the photo of them. Abdul once came up behind Clark, rubbed his neck, and then they began “kissing passionately and feeling each other up” as they moved to the guest bedroom….now look at your arms, do you have goosebumps? No? How about if I told you that Corey claims AI season 1 runner up Justin Guarini snogged her to? Still not enough, on ON AIR Ryan Seacrest and Paula both admitted to their affair. Who’s next? Clay Aiken?

Paula’s Vag = Company Ink and everyones got a wet pen.

Ok, this is the best I can do in covering such a non-story. Im going to go shower now, this story makes me feel unclean.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    Amy
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 5:31 pm

    “on ON AIR Ryan Seacrest and Paula both admitted to their affair”
    Admitted to which affair, the one with Corey or Guarini?
    Yechh, I’m going to have nightmares now.

  2. 2
    winkie
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 8:48 pm

    Or does that mean Ryan and Paula had an affair??? Is that “their” affair? Clarification, please! This whole thing is downright icky.

  3. 3
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 8:50 pm

    Paula and Ryan Dated Season 1

  4. 4
    Rainman
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 11:05 pm

    Who even cares about these stupid affairs. What I can’t believe is that Ryan Seacrest got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Now I know that a “star” has been devalued as of late, but c’mon. Ryan Seacrest? That’s maybe the craziest shit I’ve heard this week.

  5. 5
    sherry
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 2:16 am

    ryan seacrest is gay. i’m farily certain of this. if the rest of the world hasn’t already figgered it out, get yer heads out of the gutter. yes, i mean to sound like a redneck. no, i don’t care if i offended anyone with that remark. yer all silly! ha ha ha!

  6. 6
    Eddiebosox
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 6:18 am

    I remember years ago watching ET and they showed a home movie EMilio Estevez made for her when tehy were married and he was away shooting a movie (Yeah, it was a LONG time ago) talking about how much he loved her and missed her.

    If all the things in this world to store in my brain for years, this is one of them. I’ve even tried to forget it or block it out, like victims of molestation sometimes do. But I can’t.

  7. 7
    Genevieve
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 8:52 am

    My gaydar is pretty good & it just doesn’t go off for Ryan. But I can see how straight people would think he’s gay. Clay it does go off for.

    That Corey guy & Justin look a lot alike. They also kinda look like sideshow Bob.

    I think Paula is cute. Well, was cute, she needs to lay off the drugs and dress a bit better.

  8. 8
    Retroqueen
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 10:42 am

    Ryan Seacrest may have dated Paula in season 1 but from what I’ve seen of this season I’d say HE has the hots for Anwar.

  9. 9
    sherry
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 11:28 am

    just so there’s no confusiong, i’m not a straight person thinkin ryan is gay. i’m lesbian who thinks ryan is gay. and believe me, i’m not the only one.

  10. 10
    Eddiebosox
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 12:40 pm

    I’m a midget lesbain trapped in a mans body.

  11. 11
    sherry
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 2:32 pm

    i’m a midgit straight guy trapped in a lesbians body.

  12. 12
    Tony A.
    Posted April 25, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    Whoa, whoa, Estevez and Abdul were once married? Holy shit, THAT gives me a migraine. And, yes, my gaydar went off the first time Ryan hugged Mario Vasquez and Anwar.

  13. 13
    Catie
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 4:58 pm

    This is my favorite Idol news/site of the week-

    http://www.griffinity.com/dave/

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