Avert Your Eyes!

26 Comments

1. 1
   Redhead
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:01 pm

   The way he is holding her stomach, it looks like she might be carrying a little Maroulis!

   The HORROR!!!!!

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   J Unit
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:04 pm

   http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/american_idol/001932.php

   I KNEW IT

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   Redhead
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:06 pm

   What was once a joke is now…the impending birth of the Anti-Christ.

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   HoneyBunny
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:08 pm

   That is so wrong on so many levels!

   hb

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   Firecat
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:20 pm

   darnit….what can I use to remove vomit from carpet?

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   tvtvtv
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:54 pm

   Ewww. And…ewwwwww. Why is dressed like a bit player on Dynasty? And more importantly, does it not look like she is his puppet in a ventriloquist act?

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   KatiesHole
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:54 pm

   Did he knock up the Pickler? Probably not a difficult thing to do, she looks pretty easy.

   He is such a skanky looking diseased dirtball. She’s no better.

   KH

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   Lizardqueen
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 6:12 pm

   What is that hideous pout all about? Constantpreen- STOP! NOW! For the love of all that is sacred and holy, please go away.

   Firecat, just burn your house down. It is cursed for all eternity now that it has been soiled by vomit induced by the Constantpickler.

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   solost
   Posted May 4, 2006 at 6:54 pm

   These two will not age well.

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    Shollia
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 6:59 pm

    He looks drunk or drugged up out of his gourd.
    Got I can’t stand skid-mark.. I mean.. Constipated.. I mean.. Constantpain.. I mean… well.. you get know who.

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    zoobabe
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    Maybe their just pepping for the relaese of their duet of Bohemian Rhapsody.

12. 12
    wandernview
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    That smile of hers says how much longer will this cheap slimeball be around before I land some sugardaddy and hit the porn circuit?

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    flymotha
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    If she couldn’t say calimari, I doubt she could say contraception.

    He looks a little like a Robert Downey Jr. mug shot after a 7-day coke binge.

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    zoobabe
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    or prepping. His hand on her stomach pose is just EW.

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    Firecat
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    Won’t Constantine need a penis to impregnate her?

    Oh that’s right, he can impregnate hapless women with his perverted gaze.

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    Sarcasma
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    “This is where my babies come from! This is my baby maker right here!”

    GROSS! He is such a used car salesman looking slob.

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    dredge
    Posted May 4, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    he’s going to be at a huge greek event next week..can’t wait to give him a shout out..like..”you SUCK!!!”..”ASShole!”

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    Tony A.
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 5:40 am

    Can’t wait for Mr. Pickler to get out of jail and whomp on the asshole Constantine. On the other hand, he may make her look smarter? Nah.

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    RealityTV4Me
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 6:44 am

    I realize he is entertainment fodder, but seriously, why do you people keep writing about him? I actually get physically ill whenever his mug is in front of me. In fact, if his nastiness happens to pop up in the banner, I will refresh the screen to make it go away.

    Besides, wasn’t there something on here about him and bloated girl from last season? Jessica something or other. Wasn’t his hairy paw on her stomach, too?

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    dredge
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 8:03 am

    Palming a girls stomach during a photo is just plain sleazy.You put it around her waist and stand up straight, dumbass.

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    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:55 am

    Everytime I see this sleaze-bag’s picture on the TVgasm web site I get that Giada-Lentil Loaf-bile-in-the-mouth thing…

    hb

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    dredge
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    hb..happy cinco de mayo

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    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    dredge- felicidad amigo íntimo

    hb

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    dredge
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    hb-iqual

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    dojean
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    LQ – Kudos on the Constantpickler moniker. If the two of them were less D-list, the tabloids would be all over that name.

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    Erzulie
    Posted May 7, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Ugh. He looks like a total pervert. Put a few years on him and envisage him still behaving this way (which he probably will be)… She’s only 19. Does he think because he’s a Z-lister celeb that this won’t matter? Kellie – dump him. He’s really creepy. This picture gives me the shivers (and not in a good way…) Can imagine him as some sort of bizarre cult leader. What a loser.