Ay — It’s a Bump!

18 Comments

1. 1
   America's Next Top Fan
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 6:43 am

   Ugh, I barf at the birth. A mini constantine with that smile and their hair. Snark heaven.

2. 2
   HicksPub
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 7:09 am

   It’s painfully obvious that the father is Scott (Spanky) Savol…Jury, please note the bruise on the arm as evidence.

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   Papercuts!
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 7:41 am

   Hicks, as much as I hate to ruin your “Bag on Porky McBigMac” session, I’ve gotta tell you that’s a birthmark. It was there all season long and very evident when Jessica wore all those terribly unflattering outfits that usually incorporated mesh.

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   Genevieve
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 7:51 am

   Um, her tummy looks like mine. Not everyone has a flat stomach like some supermodel.

   p.s. Why is Constantine showing his chest hair? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?!

5. 5
   youcantmakeitup
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 8:10 am

   No, I actually think she really is pregnant. Her stomach looked swelled yesterday – with a baby made of flesh and not of food.

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   Papercuts!
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 8:37 am

   I just read that Anwar and Anthony will sing with Kenny G tonight. I guess I should thank my lucky stars that they’re not performing “It’s Raining Men.”

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   maryberry
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 8:42 am

   Yes, the finale was indeed boring. Carrie was flat and off the whole night…but there is Simon with his prediction she’s the American Idol. I cringed the whole night when she opened her mouth.

   Hey, as far as Jessica being pregnant? This holds us over until the Idol recap…pure genius youcantmakeitup. The baby’s daddy looks….slimy…as usual. yichh…

   Go Bo! I voted twice in a half hour!

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   maryberry
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 8:43 am

   Yes, the finale was indeed boring. Carrie was flat and off the whole night…but there is Simon with his prediction she’s the American Idol. I cringed the whole night when she opened her mouth.

   Hey, as far as Jessica being pregnant? This holds us over until the Idol recap…pure genius youcantmakeitup. The baby’s daddy looks….slimy…as usual. yichh…

   Go Bo! I voted twice in a half hour! But that stupid song they both sang, the heaven inside you…that song SUCKED…big time!!!

9. 9
   maryberry
   Posted May 25, 2005 at 8:46 am

   Papercuts…you are hilarious!!! Its raining men….

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    The Player
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 9:09 am

    Jessica did look pregnant last night when they showed her in the audience. I really hope for her sake the father is not Constantine. She’s a pretty girl and could do much, much better.

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    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 10:02 am

    Congratulations on your pregnancy Genevieve! I’m expecting too! lol

12. 12
    yourmom
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 10:43 am

    Kelley- If you read this- doesn’t Jessica look like one of the Payne twins in the Constantine pic?

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    Krista
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 11:16 am

    I was listening to the MJ Morning Show this morning (it originates from Tampa, 93.3 FLZ, MJMORNINGSHOW.COM) and they had a call from an afternoon DJ (Kane) who was in Hollywood for all the AI promotions. Anywhooooooo… he mentioned that they went partying with Jessica Seirra (pics on the website) and she drank them under the table. He mentioned that she is SMOKIN’ HOT in person — way hotter than on TV.

    If she is pregnant, she surely will have a schmarmy baby Constantine with fetal alcohol syndrome — sure to be just as yucky as Constantine!!

    Scary!

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    Victoria
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    Jessica did look pregnant last night, but she looked like that the entire time she was on the show. I think it has something to do with all those empire-waisted shirt things she wore.

    As for Constantine being the father-surely one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

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    kelley
    Posted May 25, 2005 at 2:40 pm

    yourmom-

    I can definately see the resemblance! She looks more like the uglier twin. Constantine a daddy? yuck!!!!!!!

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    missmermaid
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 9:05 am

    “…with a baby made of flesh, not of food.”

    I nearly blew my coffee right outta my snot-ports!

    ROFLMAO!!!

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    peaches
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:43 pm

    Ok… why the big deal???
    Let Miss Jessica S. … do her thing pregnant or not!… She’s cute and not to mention one of the better looking ones on the whole damn cast so far – she’s doing it well!…
    Constantine Rocks! – He has his own flow… let him do him!… and…
    Paula sure as hell think he’s worth the praise- LOL>>> Peace and hair grease! stop all this player hating ya’ll! “Rise in 05″

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    Ashleigh#1fan
    Posted May 30, 2005 at 7:49 am

    No way she would never have constaines child ok she is so much better than that.So LEAVE HER ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!