Bo Gets Married, Constantine Still Sucks

American Idol

By B-Side | | 3:11 pm | 10 Comments

bice_singsAs many of you may know by now, Bo Bice — American Idol’s favorite loser — got hitched recently to his longtime girlfriend, Caroline. I won’t go into the details (for that, see E! Online’s alliteration-fest, “Bo Bice Bags Bride“), but we do have access to the happy couple’s marriage certificate, for all of you wedding rubberneckers. Just be warned: when you follow this link, the site might try to download something onto your computer. It’s not a virus or anything, but people at work should be mindful. Don’t worry though, we’ve got a screen grab of the certificate after the jump. Enjoy!

Click here to see Bo’s marriage certificate with your VERY OWN EYES! OOOH!!!

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    GNARKILL
    Posted June 30, 2005 at 3:20 pm

    This is probably the only site to report this before Affleck and Garner’s wedding.

  2. 2
    The Player
    Posted June 30, 2005 at 4:03 pm

    Go Bo! I bet he’ll be happy that his wedding will be totally eclipsed by the Bennifer Version 2.0 nuptials.

  3. 3
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted June 30, 2005 at 4:39 pm

    “Bo Bice Bags Bride”

    Bow before you oh great headline maker.

    MYL

  4. 4
    Posted July 1, 2005 at 8:26 am

    Harold Elwin?

    HA!

  5. 5
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted July 2, 2005 at 4:00 pm

    Thanks for thinking of those of us who read from working – it’s just the nice little touches like that – that make me love ya’ll even more. And thanks for the screen shot!

  6. 6
    Carrie Fan
    Posted July 7, 2005 at 11:12 pm

    GO BO! though i would say i like BO’s Inside Your Heaven 10%much than Carrie’s(WhoaH!!! SHE WON! I’m actually listening Her Sin Wagon Performance on my MP3 Player,Where did she get that country voice, She’s so rockin’ good)Did Anyone notice when he Forgot his Lyrics…

    Here’s the Part:

    When minutes turn to days and years
    When mountains fall, I’ll still be here
    Holdin you until the day I die
    And I wanna be inside your heaven
    “WANNA” Mhh to the place you cry from
    When the storm blows your way
    (Then final Chorus)

    LISTEN TO IT AGAIN:

    Its suppose to be:
    TAKE ME to the place you Cry from

    I Love it when Bo sings this part:
    When minutes turn to days and years
    When mountains fall, I’ll still be here
    Holdin you until the day I die
    And I wanna be inside your heaven
    Take me to the place you cry from
    When the storm blows your way
    He’s TOTALLY ROCKIN…

    BUT I LOVE CARRIE’s Ending Much Better!

  7. 7
    Carrie Fan
    Posted July 7, 2005 at 11:13 pm

    CARRIE & BO’s in BILLBOARD

  8. 8
    Carrie Fan
    Posted July 7, 2005 at 11:14 pm

    Inside Your Heaven

    I’ve been down
    Now I’m blessed
    I felt a revelation coming around
    I guess its right, it’s so amazing
    Everytime I see you I’m alive
    You’re all I’ve got
    You lift me up
    All my dreams are in your eyes

    I wanna be inside your heaven
    Take me to the place you cry from
    When the storm blows your way
    I wanna be earth that holds you
    Every bit of air you’re breathin’ in
    A soothin’ wind
    I wanna be inside your heaven

    When minutes turn to days and years
    When mountains fall, I’ll still be here
    Holdin you until the day I die
    And I wanna be inside your heaven
    Take me to the place you cry from
    When the storm blows your way

    I wanna be inside your heaven
    Take me to the place you cry from
    When the storm blows your way
    I wanna be earth that holds you
    Every bit of air you’re breathin’ in
    A soothin’ wind
    I wanna be inside your heaven
    Oh yes I do
    I wanna be inside your heaven

  9. 9
    Carrie Fan
    Posted July 7, 2005 at 11:17 pm

    ND WHO EVER SAID that BO falls for CARRIE! I’ve read an article online saying thatt Carrie’s in a Love Triangle with Bo and former contestant Anthony! Duh! As If! Bo and Anthony got their own partners, as for now, Bo’s Married, as fr as I know Carrie did too(which is i’m not sure of)

  10. 10
    Carrie Fan
    Posted July 7, 2005 at 11:17 pm

    AND WHO EVER SAID that BO falls for CARRIE! I’ve read an article online saying thatt Carrie’s in a Love Triangle with Bo and former contestant Anthony! Duh! As If! Bo and Anthony got their own partners, as for now, Bo’s Married, as fr as I know Carrie did too(which is i’m not sure of)

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