BREAKING NEWS – TVgasm Beats A Dead Horse

American Idol

By madeyoulaugh | Wednesday, March 30, 2005 | 7:50 pm | 8 Comments


Gollum.jpg
Gollum		 + juon3.gif
Chick From The Grudge		 = constantine.jpg
Constantine Maroulis

8 Comments

  1. 1
    heather
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 8:13 pm

    this is hilarious, even though i don’t watch american idol (i just can’t deal with the singing). but i’m dying for the sure-to-be-fabulous amazing race recap! i just wanted to let you know that.

  2. 2
    Kelley
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 8:56 pm

    all the Constantine antics have absolutely made my day! Beat the shit out of this horse!

  3. 3
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 9:14 pm

    All those comparisons are missing one vital element.

    The chin:
    http://www.aphexual.co.uk/Pictures/LANs/ESWC%20UK%20Finals/Hartmans%20ass.JPG

  4. 4
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    tink,

    I dont know if that made me happy cause it was funny or not…but thanks for “the chin”

    myl

  5. 5
    Jess
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 6:15 am

    Oh, how I hoped and dreamed for more Constantine bashing when I got to work today, and you didn’t let me down!

    It’s ridiculous and I love it.

  6. 6
    Retroqueen
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 3:35 pm

    I just noticed that the second pic has the caption, “chick from the grudge” I had just assumed it was michael jackson

  7. 7
    mountain girl
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    Now here’s a real reason to dislike one of the contestants…
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html

    I knew there was a reason why I didn’t like Potato Head.

  8. 8
    weezer
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 7:52 pm

    I totally do not get it. Constantine is my favorite.

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