Dawg For A Day

American Idol

By B-Side | | 9:41 pm | 15 Comments
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I was lucky enough to get a backstage pass to tonight’s American Idol, which featured a fine spread of various crackers, cookies, and pecan-bleu cheese spreads. Unfortunately, those of you looking for scandal and spectacle will be disappointed. It was a rather relaxed scene, devoid of any backstage rampages by scorned Idols (whattup, Sway). In terms of sightings, Ryan Seacrest zipped by me (as did Ms. Moesha herself, Brandy), and I was able to share a few brief words with the always lovable Randy Jackson. Our conversation literally went something like this: Randy: “Yeah yeaaah!!” (in that Randy way). Me: “Yeah!” (in my trying-to-sound-like-Randy-but-failing-awkwardly). He was very friendly, and as you can see, he agreed to a photo. Sadly, I somehow missed Paula and Simon and only had fleeting views of all the singers traipsing from the stage to their holding pen. All in all, fun times.

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    j.packhouse
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 12:13 am

    B-side you are one tall summary-writin’ mofo!

  2. 2
    KatiesHole
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 3:39 am

    How petite is Ryan Seacrest? Is she really short?

    KH

  3. 3
    EdHill
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 6:23 am

    Randy’s fat again. That’s funny. You know you’re a man who loves to eat when you get you’re stomach stapled and even that doesn’t work.

    Did he call you dawg? Did he!?

    You should’ve checked the bathroom for Paula. I’m sure she was in there “freshening up�. And by “freshening up� I mean doing lines of blow off the toilet seat.

  4. 4
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 7:06 am

    Katie – Did you just say is she short? What an appropriate faux paus. And just how tall IS Ayla anyway? I think she said that she is 6’3″ in those shoes last night. WOW!!

  5. 5
    subgenre
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 8:27 am

    I have this feeling that B-Side has the many photos of his starby’s (run in’s with celebrities) hung artistically about his abode (boudoir or baño?) much like EdHill confessed to his pics of ProjRunway’s Grace in his toilette. I can see him with an Appletini in one hand and a good Cuban in the other, blissfully waltzing down his own Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Aww…!

  6. 6
    Nikki
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 8:28 am

    B-side, what a tall hottie you are. Why not show the face?? You know we would all love to see our favorite recapper…for lack of a better word.

  7. 7
    EdHill
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 8:30 am

    Actually subgenre, I keep my pictures of Grace right above my bidet. It just works for me that way.

  8. 8
    Jeffrey Boam's Doctor
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    no offense B-Side but wearing glasses on the top of your head like that is so L7 it taint funny.

  9. 9
    B-Side
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 1:40 pm

    Hey, I didn’t have anywhere to put them!

  10. 10
    KatiesHole
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    Yes, I referred to Ryan as She. She is bigger girl than most anantomically correct women on the planet.

    So, B-Side, is Kelli Pickler really a minx? I think a finger smelling is in order…. ; )

    KH

  11. 11
    TheFinalCountdown
    Posted March 8, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Yo, B-side!

    Way to represent, dawg.

    You know, it’s hard out there for a blogger.

    I’m really upset somebody noticed the glasses on your head before I did.

    By the way, were there any grammar issues in this comment?

  12. 12
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 12:23 am

    TheFinalCountdown –

    Your grammar was impeccable. It’s almost as if you learned from some great master of the English language.

  13. 13
    Jess
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 6:02 am

    B-Side, I could have sworn I saw you on Project Runway last night. Aren’t you Chloe’s boyfriend??

    HA!

  14. 14
    dredge
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    wow randy is huge..must be why he’s wearing stripes. saw the show last night and he didn’t seem that large. must be the camera angle.

  15. 15
    Jumpcut
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    B-Side, you look a little, um, fuzzy…

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