For Everything Else…There’s Claystercard

American Idol

By madeyoulaugh | Friday, April 22, 2005 | 9:26 am | 8 Comments

Claystercard.jpgBooks senior year in college – $534.

A night out on the town with friends in college – $123

pizza 9 times a week senior year of college - $3,600

Neglecting to pay my first Capitol One card and having no choice but to buy Clay Aiken’s ReChargable MasterCard debit card and use it in public – PRICELESS

In a move to get into as many young boys pants as possible, Claiken has pimped out his image to Master Card. The new rechargable debit card, is the hip new way to curb your childs spending to a predetermined ammount at the mall, and ensure a sufficiant beating when they bust out their Claiken Card to pay for their Orange Julius.

So Ryan has a star on the walk of fame, Claiken has a debit card, keep an eye out for Randy-Pons…for those heavy flow days, dawg.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Ashes
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 10:33 am

    I thought that this had to be a genius work of photo shop until I clicked on the link and found out that this is, in fact, real. If Constantine or Scott gets one, it will be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

  2. 2
    Genevieve
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 10:46 am

    So older mentally ill women & young girls are going to be getting this card? Even gay guys I would think would be embarrsed to own this one.

    Ashes, it is the apoclypse with this & the Ryan star & the Paula affairs/drug use. It’s all over.

  3. 3
    brett
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 11:59 am

    Randy-Pons. Pure genius, dawg.

  4. 4
    British
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    Such shameless commercial self-promotion.

    Too bad there isn’t a Staples near me to buy my very own pricey Desk Apprentice($35 freakin dollars?)

  5. 5
    Lisa
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    Buying a purse to keep Claiken out of your pants. – $5 to $500

    Talking about your college past three times yet not using spell check. – PRICELESS

    I’m only kidding MYL, nobody cares if you can spell.

  6. 6
    John
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 5:44 pm

    Oh, Jesus!

  7. 7
    Amy
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 9:14 am

    I would buy a piece of shit, if it had Clay’s hot face on it !!!! He is the BOMB !!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8
    M. Hinojosa
    Posted April 26, 2005 at 11:22 am

    Clay Aiken is my favorite male singer and male entertainer. Clay Aiken is the greatest and the best male musical artist ever!!! Clay Aiken Rules!!!

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