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For some time now, we’ve pondered just exactly what sort of people vote for Constantine Maroulis week after week. Now we know: enthusiastically ugly women approaching middle age. The longer you look at these two photos, the scarier they become. Note the Joan Allen-ish lady with the alarmed expression behind our portly Constantine fan. According to all the generic thrillers I’ve seen, I’m pretty sure she’s just spotted a sniper up above (possibly played by Jeff Bridges) and is milliseconds away from saying “Oh god.”
Even scarier is the spectral vision of a possessed little girl in the foreground. I’m not sure, but I think she wants to kill us all. The devil’s in her soul, I tell you!
Full-sized pic after the jump.