Kiss This Season Goodbye

79 Comments

1. 1
   yourmom
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:15 am

   Thank you B-Side. I was all bummed about Bo losing tonight, but then when I saw those shots of Carrie…it some how made it all worth while.

2. 2
   Victoria
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 1:25 am

   Brad winning on Jeopardy tonight was infinitely more exciting than anything that happened on Idol tonight, or ever for that matter.
   Thanks for tiding us over with your famous pics & captions. Awesome!

3. 3
   iwannajumpbo'sbones
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:10 am

   Um, I thought it was NO SPOILERS on here!??

   Thanks dickheads…

   I live on the other side of the world, duh.

4. 4
   B-Side
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:33 am

   hey man (or woman) – when a post promises “sights and sounds” of a show and you still click through to the main post, we can’t be held accountable for any “spoilers” you encounter.

   For our site, once something airs on the west coast, it’s out in the open. That being said, we do generally try to keep results or twists off the main page, which is what we did here. if you couldn’t tell by the time you had gotten even halfway down this post that there might be a spoiler, well, that’s not our problem.

   sorry though that it had to be ruined for you.

5. 5
   maryberry
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:34 am

   Those mp3′s are funny! Iwannajumpbo’sbones, don’t fret…you’re a dickhead, I’m a dickhead, we’re all dickheads…its the wave of the future…

6. 6
   maryberry
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:38 am

   B-side…on apersonal note…how did you come about creating the site? I love it so much…I hope to watch more reality tv, just to come here and laugh at posts. Hey, I followed a link to foxreality from here, and found this crazy ass show on Scifi called Mad Mad House….have ya seen it? It looks like the ‘holier than thou’ of the freaks have pooled together to scrape some ratings. I plan on checkin it out. There’s even a Miss Cleo look alike! That’s got to be GREAT!!!

7. 7
   B-Side
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:48 am

   I’m probably going to pass on Mad Mad House. I’ve got to go to sleep, but briefly, J-Unit and I always thought our banter was funny enough to be shared. he actually came up with the idea of doing a blog, and so the magic began! There’s more info about the site in the FAQ section. We wrote it about a year ago, and I love how we dissed American Idol and The Bachelor/ette when meanwhile, those shows have garnered us tons of fans and press coverage. Ah, the irony…)

   If you’re looking for good reality this summer, check out Big Brother. You’ll be hooked (the first three episodes are bland for newbies, but after that, you’ll be riveted).

8. 8
   Mike
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:52 am

   You know…I hated early, “rocker” Constantine. But, as the competition progressed and he began to unashamedly let his High School for the Performing Arts flag fly and give in to his inner Kid from Fame, I began to look forward to his performances. I started getting the vibe that he was 51% Wanting It Bad and 49% Taking a Piss on the Whole Thing. It was like getting a weekly, 90-second “Waiting for Guffman.” But after doing his trademark Snoopy-imitating-a-vulture glare during that “comedy” sketch, he’s on my cool list for life. Good on you, Connie…

9. 9
   maryberry
   Posted May 26, 2005 at 5:06 am

   PUH-LEEZ dont turn connie into a martyr!!! Just don’t do it!!! The second he sang…no butchered….Aerosmith and sand it all speech impediment like I was glad he got booted!

10. 10
    Mike
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 5:32 am

    “PUH-LEEZ dont turn connie into a martyr!!! Just don’t do it!!!”

    A schlocky, guilty pleasure. No more, no less. BTW, he was martyred lonnnnnnnnnnnng before I got to this party. Just Google “Constantine was robbed” and see what you get.

11. 11
    iwannajumpbo'sbones
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 5:45 am

    Sorry guys…
    I’m over it now.

    I was a little peeved and ’cause it says NO SPOILERS PLEASE in bold caps just above where I’m typing now, I thought it was an actual rule.

    BUT…

    Your brilliant humour far outweighs the spoiler, thank you for making me wet myself on a number of occasions.

    -Kel

12. 12
    eyes
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:08 am

    Carrie won… big deal. I don’t listen to country music so I guess I’ll never have to look at her again. I’m sure we’ll all be seeing Bo again though.

    Also, In my opinion, Nadia should have been in the finale with Bo, not Carree.

13. 13
    mellymel
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:14 am

    Maybe you should change no spoilers please to no spoilers on upcoming shows please so someone doesnt get all crazy on you. Clearly anyone could figure that out but for the slower people need it spelled out for them!!

14. 14
    Trixie
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:34 am

    Bo dodged a HUGE bullet by coming in 2nd. Does this guy really want a lame song as his first single? Who writes these shit songs anyway, Paul Williams? Good Lord. It was nice to see Jessica Sierra’s big fat stomach again. Also, it was nice to see Nadia’s snatch again too. And I was thrilled that Connie was in the spoof about Simon loving himself. It looked like Connie got hit in the face with a vagina. What can I watch now? I will have withdrawals.

15. 15
    Ashes
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:40 am

    Kel, a spoiler is info on a show that hasn’t aired yet. Since this site is run by people in CA, they post after a shows airs in their time zone. If that’s a spoiler, then they could never post about any show, because there’s always a chance it hasn’t aired somewhere else in the world yet. The “no spoilers” rule is a rule, but the people who run the site and respond to the recaps have to be free to comment on the results of a show that is already over in America or there will be no site.

    Anyway, I wish Bo had won.

16. 16
    Poke
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 7:11 am

    I am from here in Tulsa, and cant find video of it, but am hoping that someone here has the luck to find it. Last night after AI4, our local FOX affiliate (FOX23 News) was of course going crazy for our homegirls win last night, but the highlight of our night is when a local anchor was interviewing Constantine outside of the Kodak Theater, and he did his all famous camera kick to a camera that was on the ground. The anchor told him that the camera that was on him at the moment was up higher, so he proceeded to “camera kick” the higher one, and fel straight on his A**!!!! It was a classic.

17. 17
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 7:24 am

    Is Kirstie Alley actually petting Mikalah? Get a room!

    Loved Carrie from the moment she was plucked out of that cow pasture. She has the purest voice evar! And just because Bo came in second doesn’t mean he gets to go off and make an album of his own choosing. Remember when Clay’s lawyer had that big fight trying to get him out of his contract. It was only then that he was able to record what he wanted and sell millions. (As in millions more than Ruben.) I don’t think that’s gonna happen this time.

    Carrie rules!!

18. 18
    oaktree
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:07 am

    Man, this is hands down the funniest website around. That soundbite of Lindsay Cardinale was hilarious. I’m at my desk barely containing my laughter. It does get odder the more you listen.

    P.S. Bo was robbed!!!

19. 19
    Jim
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:21 am

    I don’t think Connie was in Fame — he is more the “Bad Boy” from Up With People. Which, I guess, is kinda like being the “Bad Boy of Figure Skating.”

20. 20
    sg-dub
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:32 am

    maryberry,

    Mad, Mad House is a re-run and you should certainly check it out. It’s hard to describe… the Miss Cleo lady is boring, it’s all about Don the Vampire. He is just a loser fanboy who came to believe his own nonsense, and it makes for oddly compelling TV. The “game” makes no sense, the eliminations are retarded, so don’t expect any sort of drama or anything.

    Oh yeah, there’s some fat chick who fancies herself a “good virgin Republican” or something. Then she drinks some wine and the next thing you know she’s crawling on the ground barking like a dog. Watch it, if only for that. One of those “THAT’S why I watch this crap” moments.

21. 21
    Quaz
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:36 am

    LMAO…..Constantine fell down last night during an interview doing one of those Karate kicks he is famous for.

    I wish I could find a clip online. It was too funny.

22. 22
    Gmoney
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:44 am

    May the Creator forgive me, but am I the only guy who thought Mikalah was lookin’ kinda hot last night? And she’s still growin’…!

    Sure, she’s a chatterbox and a bit of a yenta, but if she wandered into my hotel room by accident, I wouldn’t rush her out. That’s what earplugz are for….

23. 23
    Poke
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:58 am

    Quaz-

    Did you see that too…that was our local Fox Affiliate here in Tulsa.

24. 24
    jameswoodsrules
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 9:14 am

    I don’t think BO got robbed. He was saved from singing those craptastic songs. He’ll be able to make a better record than Carrie. I liked him way more than Carrie, but I still didn’t want him to win it all.

    By the way, why is everyone glossing over the HORRENDOUS pairing of the GREAT Billy Preston with Manzell Soloman? That is by far the most egregious thing that happened last night.

25. 25
    Stefanie
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 9:14 am

    seriously, bring on big brother. it’s time. i needs me some bb6. (it is 6, right?)

26. 26
    lola
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 9:56 am

    Quaz,

    You gotzta give props to the Constantine, he landed on his ass and then cracked up laughing. He’s a good guy….especially when he was motioning to the crowd to stand up for Carrie when the majority was booing her after her “win”.

27. 27
    steve
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 10:15 am

    You need to post a screenshot of Dirk eating Ryan Seacrest’s head! When Hasselhoff strolled down the aisle and Dirk was geeking out, there was a quick cut to Ryan on stage w/ Dirk’s face and scraggly teeth on the Jumbotron right behind him, mouth gaping wide open… I feared for Ryan’s life!

28. 28
    Wendy
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 10:33 am

    I have to admit that I missed the AI ‘event’ because I was watching Lost. I did a quick surf and saw David Hasselhoff and I thought I was seeing things and quickly flicked back to ABC.

    I have to ask why was he there and why was that kid/guy(?) so excited?

29. 29
    Danni
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 10:51 am

    Did anyone else notice the nice below shot of Bo in those leather pants…. That was definitely an American Idol Moment.

30. 30
    Danni
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 10:51 am

    Did anyone else notice the nice below shot of Bo in those leather pants…. That was definitely an American Idol Moment.

31. 31
    Gmoney
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:01 am

    Lola: Actually, that was Bo doing the old “give it up for Carrie” motioning with his arms. At first, I thought it was rather pretentious of him, but then I realized it was actually quite a classy move because apparently, he had the majority of the house behind him.

    Wendy: The geeky guy professed his love for Hasselhoff during auditions, if I remember correctly. The guy nearly had a…a…TVgasm right there.

    jameswoodsrules: Are you kidding? Vonzell and Billy Preston were great. I object to Scott Savol being anywhere NEAR George Benson!! And as much as I love BabyFace, his bit with the two girls was awful. Perhaps he was trying to sing down to their level…

    Danni: You’re just nasty, girl But you’re not alone. There was an upskirt moment for Mikalah onstage. My neck was cranin’. Those AI camera guys must be taking souvenirs home…

32. 32
    eyes
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:08 am

    Did anyone notice that Ryan said the phone lines would be open for “at least 4 hours” on Tuesday night?

    Does anyone see what I’m getting at? If the phone lines were open for 4 hours and Bo had a lead over Carrie, they could leave the phone lines open in hopes that Carrie would get some more votes to beat him. Once she got 1 more vote than Bo they could shut the phones off and call her the winner. The whole voting thing is being manipulated.

33. 33
    wino
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:23 am

    Hey Poke, Saw the video that aired on our Fox morning show in Philly and the highlight of my morning was seeing Constantine trying to be his, Oh So (but not so) cool self, and wiping out right on his a$S. I was disappointed that Bo didn’t win, but felt much better after that whole scene aired. Thank you Constantine, you made my day.

34. 34
    Amanda
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:38 am

    Pleeeeeease!!!!
    If anyone becomes aware of that clip of Connie falling on his a$$, you have to post it. I’m dying to see it! Sounds hilarious.

35. 35
    Amanda
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:40 am

    Woops, I mean if anyone is aware of a web site posting the clip, would you be so kind to post the link here?
    Thanks!!!

36. 36
    Gmoney
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:45 am

    eyes: Dressing the janitor in a suit and having him walk on stage with an envelope drawling “Fahv hunret million votes…!” is an insult to viewer intelligience. Until an audit is done and voting tallies are posted weekly, this program will always suffer from the impression that there’s a smoke-filled, back-room somewhere near the set.

    I mean, what’s so hard about letting us see our votes? SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

37. 37
    smithie
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:50 am

    If you listened to the O’Reilly Factor this morning, the guest host was positive that AI represented the red states winning again…Fanatics are so weird…

    PS james woods SO does not rule…he threatened to kick my ass and I completely didn’t deserve it!!

38. 38
    junglous
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 11:53 am

    re:voting manipulation– I would think that AI would want to manipulate for Bo because, let’s face it, he’s just more interesting and had the crowd support like Ru and Fantasia did. I mean, do we need another white girl singing lame “emotional” songs on the radio? I’d rather listen to scott savol than to “a moment like this.” I think Bo would translate into bigger sales than Carrie; but then again, I’m not in the biz.

39. 39
    jameswoodsrules
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:05 pm

    No way G Money-

    Manzell Soloman = crap
    Billy Preston = One of the greatest musicians alive today.

    No Contest.

    Smithie-
    Does anyone REALLY believe that james wood rules? Best to not think too deeply about that one.

40. 40
    HicksPub
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:05 pm

    Can anyone please explain to me the group song in which everyone dressed like an ice cream truck exploded at a carnival?

    Who the hell did they think they were, the Silver Platters?!?

41. 41
    Catie
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Stefanie, I can’t wait for BB6 either!

    And seriously, I must know who sent me this email because I’ve been laughing about it all morning. It has GOT to be someone from here!

    —–Original Message—–
    From: EDWARD GAMMON (joekim74601@sbcglobal.net)
    To: luckycate@aol.com
    Sent: Thu, 26 May 2005 02:13:47 -0700 (PDT)
    Subject: okies

    Well waiting for that war LOL guess CARRIE WON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in your face,you all only bash her because you cant be her.

42. 42
    wino
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:20 pm

    OK, the Silver Platters/ice cream truck explosion is killing me. I was trying to figure out how I could verbilize how awkward that was and you descibed it perfectly. Do any of them REALLY feel like singing that crap? All I have to say is, what a blessing that I don’t have to hear Bo singing that crap that he would have been contracted to release. Heaven…my a$s, I look forward to hearing him sing his own style of music not that bubble gum sh*t.

43. 43
    Victoria
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:39 pm

    Bo is also from a red state. Red state conspiracy aside, I absolutely agree that until they post the number of votes each contestant receives, they will be accused of vote tampering. Though, they could lie about that too. They should have some kind of counter on their website that is tied to the phone lines, so you can see the votes as they’re coming in.

44. 44
    maryberry
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    Everybody wait…in like 30 years from now the big voting conspriacy will be revealed…that no one really voted and it was all a ‘fake’ and votes meant nothing…just shameless advertising for Verizon Wireless and Coca-Cola. Ya know, like us never landing on the moon?

    OMG and the Hasslehoff!!! My son came running out of his room yelling “DAVID HASSLEHOFF???” hey, he’s four (adorable) and watches the Sponge Bob movie. If I was 4 and saw that movie Hasslehoff would be a GOD!!! But I’m not so I know he’s not. Cheers everyone!

45. 45
    eyes
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 1:08 pm

    A little off subject but what about the commercials for that new dance competition? That could be funny as hell. Ever watch people dance in a bar. Hysterical! Now, you take a bunch of Hollywood hopefuls who can’t dance and get them giggling and flopping around on a stage…. THAT’S entertainment!

46. 46
    eyes
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    I meant Jiggling..

47. 47
    couchpotato
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    That show was waaaaaaaay too long. What a waste of time. I’m happy for Carrie though, even though Vonzell was/is the best.

48. 48
    jameswoodsrules
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 1:19 pm

    I believe you meant to type Manzell was/is a man.

49. 49
    Retroqueen
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 1:44 pm

    Connie falling on his ass —face

    what’s the difference?

50. 50
    OMG
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:03 pm

    so did anyone else notice that during the group numbers at the beginning, anwar had short hair? he was also wearing sunglasses and didn’t have a close-up or solo? but then all the sudden he came out to do his stupid duet and there he was in full long dreads and no glasses and everything! a stand in? what happened? why am i the only one who saw this? ARRRRRG!

    bo was robbed.

51. 51
    jrr
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:07 pm

    HERE IS CONNIE ON HIS BUM!!!!

    http://www.fox23.com click on segment five of the AI coverage to see Connie fall on his bum

52. 52
    jameswoodsrules
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:07 pm

    I think it was Lenny Kravitz. He needed a gig.

53. 53
    junglous
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    I guess I’m upset about Bo’s loss because in this world where business and everyday culture champions homogenization, the people before elected an overweight southern black man in Ru and an atypical, not your average clean-cut R and B diva in Fantasia, and I thought they’d do it again by voting for a long haired dude who had the guts to sing without the band, for example, and do his thing no matter what. It’s so disappointing that so many reject those who are “different.”

54. 54
    527
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:21 pm

    Did anyone else notice how unplanned the interview segments seemed … were we really supposed to hear Simon wonder aloud if the Birmingham correspondant was drunk … b/c if she was, talk about sticking it back to AI! Way to go, girl!

55. 55
    graceintherace
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:52 pm

    OMG – I noticed the Anwar hair thing as well and thought it was very strange until I realized that the first air-sucking 1-1/2 hours of the final was just a bunch of random clips strung together. What a colossal waste of time and space – guess that must be how they pay for the use of the Kodak Theater, lots of ads so they needed 2 hours just to air all the commercials. Thankfully, the last 1/2 hour was at least some kind of a payoff. Grouping the Idols with actual musicians was genius and made them all look really good (vocally, I mean). Better than most of them actually sounded all season when they were competing.

    At least this year, either Carrie or Bo winning was good. Both are talented but Carrie is the most Idol-like, i.e. won’t look or sound nearly as horrendous as Bo would singing the craptastic pop songs that are waiting for her. Hopefully, Bo will be able to record some music that reflects his rock genre. He’d suck as a pop-star. Loved this season of AI. Hated last season, stopped watching because it was so pathetic. Fantasia who? Ruben who?

56. 56
    ldini79
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    OMG: yeah i was trying to tell if he had it pulled back or what, but alas, no closeup.

    i still think the funniest moment of the night was when seacrest showed america that his lower back is off limits. i wish we had the video (you cannot touch the seacrest, part II)

57. 57
    punkrox
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 3:22 pm

    jrr
    That made my weekend!!!!! Thank you from Chicago!

58. 58
    yourmom
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 3:25 pm

    OMG- I think he had some kind of weird thing done to his hair to make it look short because later when he had it down all the strands were curly like they had been rolled up or something.

59. 59
    Scorpiella
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 3:45 pm

    JRR, God bless you! I just had all of my coworkers gathered around my computer watching the Connie fall. Brilliant!

    Also, Anwar had his braids wrapped up into tiny buns in the first segment. He unwound them and let them fall free for the second part.

60. 60
    The Player
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 4:21 pm

    The Silver Platters for real. I seriously thought they were going to start singing “We gotta keep on, keep on singin’ and dancin’ on through the night!”

61. 61
    OMG
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 5:18 pm

    ok, i want to buy the whole wrapped in buns thing, and his dreads did looked like they’d been wrapped earlier…..BUT don’t you think it’s odd that up until he sang he had on sunglasses and never had a closeup?? i still think something was up.

    or maybe i just have too much time on my hands.

62. 62
    Lauralee
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:09 pm

    thanks for this great site!
    Another Big Brother fan here! Anyone know WHEN it starts! I’ve got nothing to watch now! No Survivor, No Desperate Housewives, No Lost, No Amazing Race, No AI! What’s a desperate housewife to do???

63. 63
    laska
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:33 pm

    Bless you jrr- you made my night! Wonder what Connie was drinking in that bottle? I want to send him a whole case and follow him around with a camera now.

64. 64
    Amanda
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 6:53 pm

    JRR-
    That was hilarious, thank you so very much for posting the url. It’s been a rough day at work and that really cracked me up.
    You are a god(ess)!

65. 65
    wino
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:18 pm

    JRR:
    Thank you so much for the Constantine A$s website. Whenever I am having a bad day, I will log on for a good laugh.
    On another note, wasn’t there another Brady Band (Still dying over the Beach Boys description)…hint: Peter hit puberty and they had to change the whole song based on a voice change…gotta love the Brady’s and the American Idol Top 12. I have to admit, I was a liitle worried they would have to pull that with Anthony, but then he started wearing contacts and I realized he really was mature. Also, did anyone notice the Secrest back away when Simon touched his back after that great interview? First Bo, now Simon? He needs to cool it, a manly pat on the back doesn’t mean you’re gay…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

66. 66
    Holly
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:19 pm

    I was in France two weeks ago and happened to catch the finale of French Idol – actually, it’s called Nouvelle Star – and it was waaaay better than the finale of American Idol. Why? Because the contestants sang their songs, everybody voted, and they announced the results at the end of the show! Just one night! No lame-o results show the following evening. No dragging it out forever and ever. I think they opened the phone lines after each contestant sang their first song. Like AI, it was down to a girl and a guy, Myrriam and Pierrick (what kind of French names are those?), and, like AI, the girl won, but in this case she really was better. Pierrick stank, and we knew he was going down when he sang the same NickelBack song that Constantine sang when he got eliminated. Also, the judges had earpieces so they could actually hear what Myriam and Pierrick sang, instead of listening to the audience screaming. And best of all, while the votes were being tabulated at the end of the show, the judges sang a song together!! I want to see Randy, Paula and Simon do that next time!!

67. 67
    wino
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:24 pm

    There’s a French Idol??? I agree. I would like to see Randy, Paula and Simon belt out tune together. That’s entertainment…did anyone REALLY like Cold Hearted Snake?

68. 68
    Holly
    Posted May 26, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    Yep – there’s a French Idol – here’s a link to the website – http://nouvellestar.m6.fr/

    I can honestly say that watching French Idol was one of the highlights of my trip. We couldn’t decide if one of the judges was a drag queen or not. Also, I have to give Myriam and Pierrick props for singing in a foreign language. Myrriam did two songs in English and Pierrick did one in English (the infamous Nickelback song) and another in Italian. Of course, they each sang the lame-o pop song in French and they did two cheesy duets together. A very entertaining evening!

69. 69
    Ashes
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 6:42 am

    Half the countries of the world now have their own version of Idol. I was in London a few months ago and saw Simon on a show called “The X Factor.” Sharon Osbourne was another judge. I don’t know if they still do the original Idol (Pop Idol) that started in Britain and led to all of these other shows around the world, but they obviously like singing competition shows with crazy judges as much as we do!

70. 70
    iwannajumpbo'sbones
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 6:47 am

    Hey MellyMel (#13)

    GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SILLY SLUT, I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU…

71. 71
    laska
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 6:47 am

    Methinks Ryan doth protest too much.

    USA today online had a link to Connie’s world class moment- even though they’re late on this, I’m glad the whole world now has a chance to see it.

72. 72
    Gmoney
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 7:03 am

    Maryberry: Thank you for reminding everyone that we did NOT land on the moon.

    Reason 1: The moon has no atmosphere to block/diffuse the sun’s rays. Standing on the moon, the sun would be so bright as to blot out the horizon. Picture-taking and television transmission would be yield poor results, not what we saw in our living rooms in 1969.

    Reason 2: NASA wants to convince us that the problem of the Van Allen Belt was solved. Baloney. That radiation belt is inimicable to all known earth life forms and they know it.

    Reason 3: We’ve never been back! This is America. The country that likes to pop it’s collar every chance it gets. Why no 10th, 20th, 30th anniversary landings? I’ll tell ya why…cuz they know that the American people have grown up from the gullible, sheep-like drones that we were to the rational, cynical skeptics that we now are. They couldn’t pull it off again if they tried. They shot their load.

    Yeah, okay. I hear that snickerin’! Just call me Chicken Little. Hahaha!

73. 73
    ldini79
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 8:20 am

    wow, i think i should thank iwannajumpbo’sbones in advance for all of the work i am going to accomplish today. the hostility in here is making me actually want to skip my tvgasm fix for the rest of the morning.

74. 74
    yourmom
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 8:52 am

    Iwannajumpbo’sbones- I know you were talking to me but I figured if you were reading the freaking RECAP OF THE SHOW! you already knew the outcome. Go take a xanax and chill the fuck out.

75. 75
    mellymel
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 9:14 am

    Thanks for the laugh today. HA HA How can I be a slut if I f* myself? I have said many times that I wish I was slut so I would be getting some, but I am not. I will take your advice because I nothing is wrong with it. Enjoy your day iwanna!!=)

76. 76
    Gmoney
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 11:19 am

    Hey! Kum-ba-ya everybody! Group hug!!!

77. 77
    Ashes
    Posted May 27, 2005 at 11:44 am

    Wow, somebody woke up on the proverbial wrong side of the bed! I finally watched the video clip of Constantine falling, and it was great. That’s what you get when you try to kick the camera while smirking and smooching into it at the same time. And the more I think about it, the better I feel about Bo not winning because now he’s not forced to release that stupid Heaven song as his first single of his career. Better start as the runner-up but with (I hope) a half-way decent song than as the winner but with pure dog poop in your name.

78. 78
    eddy
    Posted May 30, 2005 at 2:44 am

    carrie still rocks with her pure vocal!

79. 79
    burrito
    Posted June 2, 2005 at 8:45 am

    Is it just me or did Lindsay look pretty damn fine?