Minicap: American Idol

American Idol

By CannedGinger | Wednesday, February 22, 2012 | 8:24 pm | 0 Comments
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Oh, America. What evil lurks in the hearts of Fox Producers? Why do I have an urge to pour both cases of Coke Zero in my house down the drain…and my entire bottle of Captain directly down my throat? And why, oh why, did I just enjoy the past 2 hours of glossy tripe? I don’t even enjoy organ meats or offal in general.

NEXT WEEK YOU VOTE, YOU DECIDE! MASSIVE EXCESSIVE DRAMATIC FAKE-TENSION ON THIS SHOW!!!!

Recapping a two hour results bonanza would be difficult for any human being, but I’m just as sadistic as Randy is when delivering good news. As someone who has never seen any episodes this season, I can make snap judgments based on surface impressions just as accurate as J-Lo’s. We’ve got tons of sob stories, insane outfits, epic fails and one crazy dude who sings to the voices in his head. Vanilla Ice, Vampire Hunter even used the power of familial guilt and manipulation to make it through. Beware, Gasmii, beware…

The full recap with all the sad back-stories, victories and disappointments will be up in a few days, but in the meantime, check out PennyDreadful’s recap of last week’s show.

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CannedGinger

CannedGinger is a techie by day, and TV binge watcher by night.  She can't resist most crap Bravo throws at the audience, and prefers Conan to Leno.  If you are one of her customers calling for support, she'll be listening to WTF on the iPod in one ear -- but you might not be able to tell.  She prefers cats to people most days, because they're more honest.  Bring on the worst TV you can imagine, and she will just enjoy it more since she grew up on a steady diet of MST3K and cheese.  Umm...nice stilton!

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