This is the Titanic. And THIS! Is AMERICAN IDOL!!

Tonight on American Idol, Green Mile eats a pizza, Shakira comes on stage without a bikini crutch, and no one [...]

Tonight on American Idol: Skara devolves into Janis Dickinson, Lee’s eyes get horny, and instead of generic country crap we [...]

Tonight, American Idol Gives Back! To poor people in Africa, who never really gave American Idol anything. So they’re not [...]

Tonight’s all about inspiration cuz of starving kids in Africa or something. Hopefully after she watches this back on TV, [...]

Tonight on American Idol: two people go home, Ham hams it up, and Brooke White is still terrible. Aw crazy [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Tink is a sloppy drunk, Katie tells off Skara, and Adam Hambert singlehandedly keeps the cosmetics [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, Skara gets an add on, Michael Jackson is ripped off, and Rihanna fires someone. So [...]

Tonight on American Idol, kilts, dead elephants and some residuals for Yoko. I had my computer on the wrong channel [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Webster dances like a girl, Diddy brings aerobics back, and the Clash of the Titans pours [...]

Tonight on American Idol, white people use Soul as a rest stop. When we open, Tink is standing at the [...]

Tonight on American Idol, a Jonas, a Montana, and a Demi walk into a bar… Do that headbanging thing you do [...]

Tonight on American Idol, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Rat Hack It’s getting harder and harder to come up with new and exciting ways for [...]

I was seriously hoping this would be the week that Simon would rip off his shirt, climb up on stage, [...]

Hi Gasmi, Waffleboy here filling in for Flipit who is taking a much deserved vacation south of the border, that [...]

The news on American Idol was pretty shocking this week. Shocking because I can’t believe any of us actually cared! [...]

Tonight, American Idol proves….well nothing. It proves nothing. But the women were better. There. You feeling sad yet? Wanna feel [...]

Tonight, the girls who suck consistently are awesome and the awesome girls suck. Way to change it up, Idol! Well, [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Something exciting kind of actually happens! We finally meet the waste of [...]

Wow. Tonight’s American Idol results is full of greatness. If this is what a subpar season looks like then I’m [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Skara says things that I knida agree with two times, most of the girls blow chunks, [...]

Tonight on American Idol, there is a lot of sitting on stools. The favorites fall hard, and the weaker contestants [...]

Tonight, America makes some harebrained decisions and Kris comes back to remind us that he wasn’t second place on American [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny is attacked by raccoons! The Weenster acts like a baffoon! [...]

Oh, Chikezie. What have you gotten yourself into? He was arrested yesterday for identity theft. He was trying to buy [...]

Oh, Chikezie. What have you gotten yourself into? He was arrested yesterday for identity theft. He was trying to buy [...]

Nads is out of town and actually left her computer at home to take a “real vacation”. WTH?!?!? I didn’t [...]

The producers are dead set on a girl winning this season of American Idol, so each one of them has [...]

Tonight, American Idol is back with performance shows!! The 12 girls take the stage and mostly suck butt. But at [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny and Ricco work on their own albums, while Teeny continues to be [...]

The holding room. Hope there’s enough oxygen for everyone. This week on American Idol, three rooms to begin with, but [...]

Well, it’s that time of year…American Idol! Like everyone else around here, I’m super excited. As is my [...]

Ellen knows that Paula isn’t really gone. She’s just a spastic seal clap away! And if we all spastically seal [...]

What’s up Gasmi?! bBitz here – I usually recap “Amazing Race” and am stepping in for an episode of the [...]

Hello, my dearies!!!  You must have been good little troublemakers this week, because you get two HappyHousewife recaps for the [...]

Think about the classic TV shows throughout the ages. Seinfeld. Friends. The Simpsons. Now remember your favorite episodes. Without hesitation, [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: To actually add some much needed entertainment to this, the lamest of all reality [...]

This week on Fantasia: For Real: The Hoodfather…Fanny, the Michael Corleone of the Hoodrat Family, deals with Rocco, her Sonny [...]

Hello again everybody! My name is J-Mo, and I’ve just breezed in for a few minutes to chat with [...]

Hi, Gasmii! It’s my turn to take a stab at Idol and it couldn’t have happened on a better day! The [...]