Disclaimer: As far as I know, no whores were harmed in the filming of these auditions. But with [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny decides to get “tough” and not only bully her label into releasing her [...]

Hey Gasmi, Tuesday has come and gone, and you know what that means? Well, yes, that if I don’t [...]

On tonight’s American Idol, Skara learns that sometimes the crazy ones CAN actually sing, we all learn that dental care [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: we see what the world would be like if Lil Wayne was paid [...]

Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she [...]

Ellen just signed a contract to be the new judge on American Idol!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? More after the [...]

Radar has some good American Idol gossip this week. Nads has already told you about it, but it just keeps [...]

Tonight, it’s finale time!! There are lots and lots of senior citizens shaking their man boobs and playing meemaw anthems [...]

Tonight, it’s between a gay ham and a yawny twink. I CAN’T BELIVE IT’S ALMOST OVER! I will miss this [...]

Tonight, dreams do come true, but not for bat boys. Hack singing isn’t enough to entertain you? How bout some [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady Gokey is so painful to watch dancing that he does this to a woman’s [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, Daughtry’s still a midge, Gwen takes an aerobics class, and Paula is still too old [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady screams like the Wicked Witch in the rain and Paula doesn’t do drugs. Booooo! [...]

Intensity. Drama. White people doing runs. Judges using the word “brilliant” way too much. Jamie Foxx saying things like “five [...]

There are five Cylons. But who are they? And should they be allowed to breed with humans? And why does [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, some woman named Freda puts a tent in my boxers. The action packed dramatic music pumps [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, some woman named Freda puts a tent in my boxers. The action packed dramatic music [...]

Tonight on American Idol, America made this face: Last week, Matt Gums Giraud was saved from elimination. Some people credit [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, a natural disaster. This hurt us way more than it hurt you. We open movie preview [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Church Lady gets chopped to bits and Krispy Twink is almost raped before being saved by [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, Flo’s in da house! Kiss my greeits, homey! We open with The Apprentice theme again so [...]

Tink flys down from Heaven and tells us that the contestants have a dream, and “the life of that dream” [...]

This week’s American Idol Results show is probably the best ever taped. The End. Closeup of a shiny mic on a [...]

Tonight on American Idol, we get yelled at. A lot. The lights come up on Tink and for a second [...]

Tonight on American Idol Results, Joss Stone almost blows Smokey and I lose my lunch. Can I still get breakfast [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Motown survives, but just barely. Make it stop. The mouth chews Gums. We open today with shots of [...]

I’ve been away. Get naked and let me make it up to you with the tale of last week’s Rock [...]

Tink starts off by telling us that tonight, one contestant will face the fire! Finally! They’re gonna just start cremating [...]

Tonight, Hambert pees all over the Grand Ole Opry. Eleven left. THIS. Is American Idol! It’s hard to not like [...]

Tonight, on American Idol Results, dreams get multilated and ripped limb by limb not once, but twice! And the Judges [...]

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Tonight on American Idol, dreams are stamped out at twice the speed! I’ll still take your credit card number, honey. Don’t [...]

They’ve said goodbye to their families, they’ve put their jobs on hold, and they’ve abandoned their every day lives. [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Uncle Phyllis goes back to teaching volleyball at an all girls school and the In and [...]

A Welder. A bartender, A font designer (that’s a job? Who made wingdings?). A comedian. A fortysomething year old, and [...]

Tonight on American Idol, Carly Smithson does a Delta Burke when she was thin impression and Tatiana has a seizure. [...]

Tonight, American Idol gets off to a really painful start and Ted Danson is still alive. Tink welcomes us to [...]

Tonight on American Idol, the season officially went off it’s fucking rocker. You know a weird thing about this gig? I [...]

Hello again music fans! It’s me, J-Mo, already back from the land of MTV and I’ve been lucky enough [...]