Pray For the Soul of Humankind

12 Comments

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   stm007
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:02 pm

   I’m sorry, but let it be known I think this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written on TVGasm. Love you guys.

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   hardly@work
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 12:14 pm

   Yes! I have been waitng for a reason to link to this, further showing what tool constantine is, please check this out, if you’ve seen it, its still good for a laugh, please watch constantine making an ass of himself(and falling)

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   dredge
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 1:37 pm

   Constantine is the Omarosa of American Idol.

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   bluebell
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 1:48 pm

   Does anyone know what this alleged sitcom is about, or have a name or air date or anything? I have been hearing about this for awhile, and I am curious to know more.

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   TWilliams
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 2:44 pm

   Fans of the band were reported to be “total idiots” — pricelss, B-Side.

   It was “so nice” to see Constantine return to the audience of the show that made him the superstar stud that he is today. When Ryan Seacrest complimented Chris’ rock performance by saying “Constantine was rockin’ to it” (or something like that) I don’t think Chris took it as a compliment — I wouldn’t have either. I would have been like, “damn, I was that bad?”

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   KatiesHole
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 3:48 pm

   This was funny, I thought this dirtbag was long gone. Wash that hair ConnieBoy!

   KH
   Not a fan of ConstantSuck Maroulis

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   happy_gal
   Posted March 23, 2006 at 5:39 pm

   Thanks to American Idol, we now know why Constantine left the Betty band. Ryan Cabrera is his Yoko, and it just got to be too much for the lesser Bettys to handle. Now Constantine and Ryan can make their own sweet music together without the pesky band interfering.

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   HurriCathy
   Posted March 26, 2006 at 8:59 pm

   Calling the Betty fans “total idiots” is putting it mildly. That pack is a deranged bunch of psychos!

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   Rori
   Posted March 27, 2006 at 7:39 pm

   Dude. You don’t even KNOW how bad the shizzle got on the day the divorce was announced. Ouch. Hell hath no fury like a Betty who was in denial.

   That said? I LOVE him and you will be proven wrong! Forevah!!!!!!

   Okay, that was a little over the top. I still have hope for him.

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    amazonho
    Posted March 27, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    If you’d like to know what is really sending him back to the scrap heap of society, read it here:

    http://itsgoodtobeus.net/phpbb2

    Hint: he’s doing it to himself!

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    gogocarlot
    Posted March 28, 2006 at 6:48 am

    I recently came across a recording of Mike Dagger and the Moving Rocks, hell I can’t remember their names because I’ve never heard of them before until yesterday, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” and comparing it to the video of Consatntine singing the same song I can seriously say the tonal quality of Mike’s voice and the arrangement is totally lame.
    Believe me, I have a Master’s of Music from Gallundet University and I teach a Music Appreciation class for deaf children, so my credentials are impecable.
    You can try making fun of me and my credentials but I know a lot of people, in my group of internet friends, who agree with me. Go on, try matching wits with me at the AI fox forums. I am better than all of you when it comes to critiquing Music.
    Constantine is the greatest gift to music since that guy Elven Priestly, whom I found out today was considered an icon of Rock and Roll, although I’ve never heard of him before.

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    MtnWoman
    Posted March 31, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    Last stop will be Surreal Life. Then hopefully we will no longer be subjected to him.

    Gotta keep the 15 minutes going as long as possible.