Simon caught on vacation with twins!

9 Comments

1. 1
   Zharak
   Posted December 28, 2006 at 11:02 pm

   How the hell can this be considered news?

2. 2
   JasonR
   Posted December 29, 2006 at 10:10 am

   Zharak, if you’re looking for actual “news”, might I suggest websites for the NY Times or MSNBC. This is TVGasm. I for one got a laugh out of this. Cowell should have kept his too-tight shirt on.

3. 3
   GIFFORDSAZ
   Posted December 29, 2006 at 10:37 am

   Really was I suppose to come here for real news!! Wait until I tell Flipit…. he’ll have to start boneing up more important stuff… like….hhmmm.. what is going on in the real world?? I like it here where I don’t have to face the real world. Honestly Flipit maybe should review the Iraq War or the next presidential race… wouldn’t that be a hoot!

4. 4
   shiaobundan
   Posted December 29, 2006 at 12:11 pm

   O_O

   *barfs*

5. 5
   Zharak
   Posted December 29, 2006 at 4:02 pm

   I actually defended your posts when you started here TB and still enjoy them, it’s just that seeing Simon’s bitch tits reminds me too much of the crap Perez Hilton-like posting some people were accusing you of.

6. 6
   Flipit
   Posted December 29, 2006 at 4:21 pm

   What isn’t newsworthy about this?

   I will be working on my Saddam hanging from a tree blog tomorrow.

7. 7
   Volcat
   Posted December 30, 2006 at 9:52 am

   Well, at least now we know why he wears the tight shirts. The lycra binding keeps his girls reigned in.

8. 8
   Madeyoulaugh
   Posted December 30, 2006 at 3:06 pm

   Its only a matter of time before TVgasm is honored with one of those pretty awards for journalism. . . like the ones they show on dateline when they comeback from commercial. Edward R. Murrow award or something.

   Thank you Cowells Man-maries, thank you.

9. 9
   soflat
   Posted January 3, 2007 at 6:21 am

   How can it be considered news?

   What, you mean you already knew about Simon’s man boobs?