Take Your Pick

American Idol

By B-Side | Wednesday, May 17, 2006 | 1:31 am | 129 Comments

judges2051606 Only three people are left on American Idol, and on tonight’s show, they each had to sing three songs — one picked by music legend/dinosaur Clive Davis, one picked by the judges, and one picked by their own brains. The result: a fairly entertaining show, which some great moments (the return of McPheever!) and some not so great moments (hey, where did that McPheever go?). But all in all, it was the judges who really stole the show. They were at their kookiest tonight. Maybe they had done a pre-show cocktail hour or maybe everyone broke into Paula’s medicine chest. Either way, it was a little bananas tonight — which is all we can ever really ask for from Fox.The show begins on a hairy note: Ryan’s beard is back. No, not Terri Hatcher (ah, I could make that joke every week. And I think I have). I mean he’s actually grown his facial hair again, and no, Ryan, three times is not the charm. Once again, he looks like a pre-pubescent fool, but at least he’s got a sharp suit on. It’s a dark black, as opposed to his usual gray outfits that he’s accustomed to wearing. He was wearing gray so much, I was starting to wonder if he frequents gray clubs on the weekends. Probably.

We then see the opening credits, and afterwards, we have our first celebrity sighting: Roseanne! Seriously? Is that the best we can do? The penultimate performance show, and we can’t get a better celebrity than Roseanne? X3 is coming out. Where the hell is Halle Berry? She should be in the audience, clapping away, possibly crying.

Ryan then reminds the audience that Chris is no longer on the show, causing boos all around. Hey, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. The very, very unfair cookie. Ryan then says, “We’ve come a long way since the first auditions last summer, and these three have been inseparable.” Oh, surely he’s talking about Katharine, Taylor, and Elliot. Nope! “Always at each other’s throats, that is. Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon,” Ryan says. HILARIOUS fakeout! Well played, Seacrest!

After Ryan explains that each contestant will have three songs and three phone number tonight, we then move onto the obligatory Clive Davis bio. We learn of all the amazing musicians he’s signed such as Bruce Springsteen, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, and… Kenny G? C’mon. We could have left him out of the montage. We also learn (as we do every year) that he was the one who discovered the one and only Whitney Houston. (Maybe he can help her discover a rehab facility. Boo-ya! Gotcha Whitney!) Hey, I wonder how Clive found Whitney anyway. I’m sure his recording artist DIONNE WARWICK had nothing to do with it.

Anyway, Elliot is up first tonight. Clive has picked “Open Arms” by Journey for him. We then cut to an awkward video of the two sitting in chairs facing each other. Clive has a bright blue shirt on. Elliot has a dumb hat on. It’s all fairly awful. Clive tells us that he picked “Open Arms” because Elliot really hasn’t done any rock songs before. Uh, does “Open Arms” really qualify as a rock song? It’s more of a ballad than anything else. I won’t question Clive, though. He’s earned a few million more than me in the music industry.

This is awkward.

The meeting ends with Elliot saying he’s “looking forward to working on some projects with you in the very near future.” A bit presumptuous, yes? Last I checked, Clive hadn’t offered a record deal. That’s like me taking one of my scripts to Spielberg and saying, “So anyway, looking forward to making this with you.” (And yes, I understand that Clive may have offered him something off camera. Gosh, can’t I just have my joke??).

Elliot then takes the stage, and MAN does this Journey song rock… in a slow, easy-listening sort of way. Elliot actually does a pretty good job, I think, and I realize that it really is very lovely when trolls sing ballads. After the song ends, we catch another celebrity cameo. This time it’s hard-hitting journalist, Leeza Gibbons. The A-List has come out tonight!

Anyway, Randy gives Elliot mixed reviews. “You kind of worked it out,” he says. Uh, I think that’s good. Paula, meanwhile, says, “Elliot, you are in excellent voice tonight.” I didn’t realize “voice” was a state one could be in, but I guess anything’s possible in PaulaBabble. Simon says it wasn’t great and that Elliot should loosen up. He’s too stiff. He’s gotta believe he can be in the finals. It’s a surprisingly inspirational comments from Mr. Cowell. Who knows if it will work though.

Next is Katharine, who has to sing, “I Believe I Can Fly.” This song pops up every season, it seems, and for whatever reason, the judges always praise it as being some wonderful piece of art. It’s not. This song sucks. I’ve always felt like it’s sucked. And when I hear that people are going to sing it, I cringe. A) Because I hate the song; and B) because no one seems able to really sing it that well. I guess Anwar was pretty good at it last season, but that’s neither here nor there.

Anyway, in her sit-down with Clive Davis, Kat seems wanting to spread the McPheever, what with her legs crossed and everything, but all attempts at seduction are thwarted by the general look of disdain she gets when she learns she must sing this song. I don’t blame her. R&B is not her thing.

“So Mr. Davis. Do I McTurn You On?”

Sure enough, the McPheever is nowhere to be found. Kat seems off again — both in terms of pitch and tempo. What the hell happened to her confidence the past few weeks? I don’t get it. She seemed to be so great in the middle of the season, and now she’s got a bad case of Pickler-itis. Well, Kat tries her best to wail through the song, but she misses a few notes and seems generally deflated by her own performance. Randy says, “Let me start off by saying you look amazing.” Now THAT’S a bad sign. Whenever anyone cribs a signature line from Paula, it’s can only mean bad things.

Well, Randy doesn’t like the performance, and as for Paula, she also heads to the sartorial well first. “Katharine, that color for you is gorgeous,” she says. Too bad she’s not a contestant on Pretty Idol instead. Paula then tries to break the news that Katharine sucked. “I… this is difficult,” she says. And now, I don’t think she was referring to the act of forming a coherent sentence. Luckily, an audience member helps Paula out by yelling, “She’s incredible!” Relieved to no longer needing to tax her brain, Paula agrees and says Katharine’s incredible. McPhee should let sleeping (and Vicodin-hazed) dogs lie, but she can’t help talking.

“You guys are hard on me these last couple of weeks,” Katharine says . Yeah, well, your singing has been hard on our hearing these past couple of weeks too. It goes both ways, Ms. Entitlement. Wow. I just sassed her.

McEntitlement.

Paula tries to speak to this comment by stuttering out some sounds, but eventually she tosses to Randy to help bail her out. He says it’s a case of bad song choice, but Katharine has a fresh little McComeback: she didn’t pick the song! Lesson number one of the recording industry: don’t dog Clive Davis on national TV.

Anyway, Simon chimes in with his critique, and he says that Randy’s been unfair. He says that Katharine created a bit of a moment for herself. This causes the audience to applaud wildly, and Katharine exhales with relief. For a few seconds there, it looked like curtains…

Ryan then hops on the stage, and in quite a bold move, he says that Randy was being disrespectful to Clive by questioning his song choice. Oh wow. Talk about disrespecting. Ryan just put Randy on blast, as they say. Of course, Simon jumps on the bandwagon and agrees with Ryan, and Randy tries to defend himself by saying Katharine just needs to stick to the melody. It’s not the song per se, just her interpretation of it. Too late, Jackson. Seacrest made you look like a fool. You’ll have to live with that embarrassment for quite a while.

Next, it’s Taylor. Clive picks “Dancing in the Dark” for him, which is a pretty apt song. No, not because it’s Springsteen. It’s because that’s the way Taylor’s dancing should be: cloaked in darkness so no one has to see it. Anyway, we learn that Clive had to put in a special call to Bruce to get permission for this song. In fact, this is the first time The Boss has let one of his songs be performed and/or butchered on Idol. So, uh, Taylor — no pressure, buddy!

Yes, Taylor. Pet the Clive.

The meeting ends with Taylor awkwardly patting Clive’s arm, and then it’s time for the song. It’s an okay performance. Not great. It could be vastly improved if Taylor were to dance like Bruce and sway his arms and hips back and forth (the only appropriate dance for this song). Alas, he doesn’t do that, but he does pay homage to Courtney Cox by pulling Paula onto the stage and dancing with her. She absolutely loves it, but then again, she also probably thinks she’s performing for a bunch of Care Bears and jellybeans.

When the song ends, randy says that Taylor definitely knows how to have a good time. Paula says something about wishing she had double-stick tape, which makes me realize just how close we must have been to a wardrobe malfunction. Simon says the performance was okay, but paled by comparison to the original. Well, yeah. (Imagine me pantomiming scales) Bruce Springsteen (high near my shoulder), Taylor Hicks (low by my waist).

Randy then notes that it was a “great song choice!” Oh, too late, my friend. You’re dead to Clive. DEAD! Simon also gives some props to Paula, saying, “Paula, for your age, you were fantastic.” I expect her to nudge him and get angry, but instead, she breaks out into laughter and tries to bite his neck. Someone get the tranquilizers.

Round two! Judges pick!

We come back from commercial and find Paula sitting on Ryan’s lap at the judge’s table. I don’t know why either. Making things stranger is that two camera men suddenly walk into the shot and hover above the two as if they have a really burning question. Their presence goes unexplained, and we cut to a video of Elliot in his hometown of Richmond, VA. The mayor of the city tells everyone “I just got a private fax from Paula Abdul!” And in a major TVgasm coup, we have a copy of that very fax:

Anyway, Paula’s song choice for Elliot is “What You Won’t Do For Love,” which I think is actually quite the inspired selection. Seal clap for Paula! We then return to the live show as Ryan asks Ms. Abdul why she chose that song. Before she can get two words out, she suddenly lurches forward and seethes, “Stop it, SIMON!” Ryan reprimands Simon in that “I think he’s joking, but I sort of think maybe he’s not” way, and then Paula returns to her explanation. Sadly, all this stimulation has caused her to babble; so Ryan asks again. She then states it’s because Elliot is “the funky white boy who has soul, has rhythm can get into this song.” Ryan then gets all condescending and acts like she’s bonkers (which she is, but it’s one thing for me to say it and another for Ryan to). Paula’s face drops, and she looks pissed off. Greetings, mood swing! Glad to have you!

Note where Simon’s arm is…

Elliot then bounds onto the stage, and for the first time ever, I think he actually looks pretty good — like a real pop star. Unfortunately, even though I quite enjoy this song in general, Elliot’s performance is a bit lackluster. Randy calls it sharp, Paula says that he pierces the heart (which could still mean sharp, I suppose), and Simon says that the style worked well and that it was a pretty good performance.

Next is Katharine, and at her homecoming celebration (which I have to admit, I drove by right when it was going on. If only I had known! If only! I was right there!) Mayor Villaraigosa of Los Angeles reveals that Simon has chosen “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” Ooh. Good choice for her. Simon then tells Ryan that this should be the absolute perfect song for Katharine.

Sure enough, Simon is right. He is crazy right. As she sings the first few notes, we can immediately tell that the McPheever is back, baby! You can always tell right away. She has total control of the stage, the camera, her voice — everything. There’s something about her — when she sits on a stage, she does much better. Might make her concerts somewhat dull though.

McPheever on the McFloor!

McMolars!

Anyway, the song is truly McAmazing, and the McPheever is back in full force. Randy gushes, “FINALLY! FINALLY! This is what I’ve been waiting for! This is the best vocal of the season!”

Paula rises to her feet and say, “I applaud you. Soak in this moment.” She then says that when Katharine doesn’t go overboard, she’s amazing. Hate to say this, but I agree with Paula.

Simon then says, “That was the single best performance of the competition to date.” I don’t know if he means just for this year or all the seasons, but I kind of think he meant the latter — which is a huge compliment. Enough to make people forget about the earlier R. Kelly abomination? Don’t know. Either way, Daddy McPhee is crying and pumping his fist as if to say, “Nailed it!” Aw, McLove.

“McYes!”

Next is Taylor, and before he even gets on stage he’s swaying in the wings. Why are you swaying? THERE’S NO MUSIC! We then return from commercial and travel down to Alabama where Governor Bob Riley, who reads a fax from Randy. “Yo, Governor Riley. You are an official member of the Dawg Pound,” Riley reads. As if the Dawg Pound couldn’t suck any more. Now it features an old white guy with a wife named Patsy. Worst Dawg EVER.

Anyway, Taylor’s song is “You Are So Beautiful,” and believe it or not, he manages to sing it remarkably well with only a minimum of twitching and swaying. It’s a strong performance, but I’ll be honest — I zoned out midway through. Still, the judges love it. Randy says he did the song proud. Paula says he’s a star. And Simon says, “For me, that was so far and away your best performance so far.”

Round three! Singers’ choice!

I’m sort of dreading this round, only because all season long, nearly all the idols have picked terrible songs. Yes, each of them have had moments of glory, but who — week after week — has really been smart and savvy with the song choice? Anyway, Elliot kicks things off with “I Believe to My Soul” by Ray Charles. And to avoid any Chris Daughtry/Johnny Cash/Live controversy, Elliot notes that he’ll be doing the Donnie Hathaway version. He LOVES Donnie Hathaway.

It’s a fun song. Not excellent, but enjoyable enough. Elliot even slips his own name into the lyrics, singing, “Well, you know my name is Elliot Yamin.” Oddly enough, this doesn’t really bring the audience reaction that I expect. I guess everyone else is as bored with Donnie Hathaway as I am.

After the performance, we see the next huge star in the audience: Zac Efron, from Disney Channel sensation, High School Musical. A million little girls just fainted in front of the TV. Anyway, Randy says it’s not the perfect song but that there’s no doubt that Elliot can sing. Paula says that nobody can sing songs like that. And Simon, well, he coughs into his mic. It sounds like a beatbox and a cannon all at once. The poor audience is probably deaf by now. He then says, “Elliot, your songs are not going to carry you through to next week. That’s the problem. However, you are a great guy. You are a great singer. And whatever happens, you will make your mum very happy for what you’ve achieved in this competition.” Aww. That was nice. It was sort of Simon’s way of saying, “Smell ya later!”

Katharine takes the stage next and sings “I Ain’t Got Nothing But The Blues.” She says she doesn’t want to be compared to anyone in the industry (yeah, Ella Fitzgerald is a real nobody), and I can’t help thinking that she just PA’d the judges (passive aggressive’d, that is). Anyway, the song begins, and it seems like the McPheever is back yet again. Not super strong like the last song, but strong enough where I feel like it’s a solid rendition. I think what I like about her is that she seems to not just sing, but perform too. However, that’s clearly not enough. Randy says it’s okay. Paula says she did a great job — but she’s not crazy about it — and Simon says it’s okay also. Hey, it’s hard to follow “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” but this performance deserved a few more kudos. Or at least, that’s what I thought. Oh well. No use crying over spilt McMilk.

Lastly, Taylor takes the stage to sing “Try A Little Tenderness.” It’s good, but again, I’m just not a Taylor person. He gets all hyperactive at the end, and we’re supposed to believe that his mania is supposed to qualify as talent. Then again, I totally appreciate how he throws himself (quite literally) into a song and how that energy is contagious, especially in a live venue. Dammit! I can’t bash Taylor as much as I want to. What is this world coming to?

Randy says he has a new name for Taylor: “Have A Good Time Funky Taylor.” Uh, kind of clunky, Randy. Can’t you do any better? Like maybe “Good Time Hicks” or “Mr. Epilepsy” or “Count Funk-ula?” That last one’s a stretch — I know.

Paula then gushes that she’s been waiting all season for him to sing that song. She even wanted to pick it for him, but he had already chosen it for himself. What a coinky-dink! Simon then says the ending was hideous but… “I’ll see you next Tuesday.”

This leads to Taylor screaming “Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!” over and over again. STOP. ENOUGH. WE GET IT.

And that’s how the show ended. Nine songs of varying quality. Taylor seemed to have two rave-worthy performances and one okay one. Katharine had one excellent showing, one okay showing, and one not so great showing. And Elliot kept an even keel — pretty good performances across the board. Based on that, Taylor seems like a lock (but then again, so was Chris). Do the voters go for the uneven singer with flashes of pure brilliance? Or do they pick the guy who’s not excellent, but always reliably good? I think Elliot’s going to go home, but you can never underestimate all the people who are bitter at Katharine over Chris. I guess we’ll just have to tune in to find out!

What do you think? Who was the best? Who was the worst? Who should go home? Who WILL go home?

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1

Public Enema

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:43 am

Since Kat was my second favorite, I’m so very disappointed at the way she was reacting to the critiques last night. Her head might be getting as big as her ass now. I don’t care who wins, bring on BBAS and the Chenbot.
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Wade

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:45 am

Say hello to your final two: Taylor and Kat.

She managed to pull out a great performance when it counted most. Elliott has had his moments, but it’s not meant to be. And Taylor knows how to work a crowd. He really can sing, but he’s still polarizing to the casual fans.
3

nate

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:32 am

Now that Chris is gone, I really don’t care who wins anymore. Not that I’ll stop watching.

I thought Taylor was awful and boring. And did anyone else notice the ‘did someone just fart?’ look during “You Are So Beautiful”

Kat got McLucky that Simon picked the easiest song IN THE WORLD, “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”. Honestly, a can of diet coke can perform a decent rendition of that song. I bet Simon is banging her. (Conspiracy Theorists Unite!)

Even though he wasnt at his best tonite, I think Elliot should stay…and win. He has been the most consistant and has had more ‘wow’ moments for me than the other two.

And yeah, it was a weird ass awkward show 2nite all around. I think that the judges are attempting to play up those fueding rumors. The unfortunate thing about that is that none of the judges are actors – and you can tell. Acutally, I take that back – for me, it’s very fortuante.
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RedMosquito

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:34 am

For those that may not like Taylor’s “anTICs”, you have to admit that his 2nd song, You Are So Beautiful, was pretty damn good.

Am I alone in thinking that McPheever is McHot? Granted, she’s no walking skeleton like say Paris, Nicole, (insert random H-wood cokewhore here), but why all the bashing??

It doesn’t matter…Yamin is gone!

Taylor vs. Kat with the Taylor taking it!!

SOUL PATROL BABY!!
5

bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:42 am

I pride myself for having chosen correctly the winner in the early stages or each season. For season five I chose Kat, but my winning streak may be coming to an end this year. I agree with most people that say Kat had a shaky run, but I also believe that with the proper adjustments, she has the best voice of all AI winners (I know I will get some heat for this, so….bring it on!). In any case, this was the season I enjoyed the most. I like Taylor, and I would actually download his CD (for free) and given how much Simon hated him in the auditions, it would be nice that he won. But I do believe that he is one of the most karaoke performers of the season, and get praised for it! He is the weakest of the remaining contestants, and I just can’t see who his long-term fan base would be once he is in the real market (again, Soul Patrol, bring it on!). The only songs I really enjoyed from him are the ones I already knew, which makes me think that when he records a CD with brand new songs, I will just tune out. Same for Elliot, but in this case is even worse, because I don’t even know most of the songs he sang this season (yeah, I am a music ignorant. Stevie Wonder is just not for me). I still can’t believe Simon said he could potentially have the best voice in Idol history! Again, I may just be completely wrong, and I just can’t get those jazzy/R&B notes, chords, melodies, arrangements. this leaves my beloved Mcfavorite. I will recognize that, as well as her McDad, my breath is also taken away when I see her, but I HOPE not for the same reasons. I downloaded all songs, and can’t stop listening to her Fever performance, when she looked like the girl next door. Now she does have a bit of an attitude, but I also think she is being held under (is “under” the right word to use?) higher standards than other contestants. Anyway, I think is pretty obvious I am just in love with her. GO KAT!!! YOU CAN PULL THE UPSET!!! Sorry, it’s kinda late and I can’t think of anything smart and/or funny to say. I’ll try later. zzz…….
6

stm007

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:39 am

Indeed. Elliot is outta here.

Taylor is gonna win it, simple coz he’s more consistent than McFuckup.
7

KatiesHole

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:48 am

Since Chris is gone, I don’t care so much. But, Elliot, the singing Rabbii, should be eliminated. I just don’t get his appeal at all.

Maybe he sounds better in that studio, but on TV he sounds shriek-y and shrill. Like an ice pick in my ear.

KH
8

Lizardqueen

Posted May 17, 2006 at 4:00 am

Why don’t they have all the contestants sing the same puffball like Over the Rainbow? That would offer a different sort of comparison. Kahtarine really bothered me singing on the floor. Yeah, everyone thinks she’s cute. She looks just like Barbara Cooper the cutest kid ever. But she’s a snotty bitch.
Also, does anyone else think each singer should have consecutive numbers for voting? Would that be easier for such a mentally challenged populace as we have? Rather than 01, 04, 07 a singer would have 01, 02, 03. I don’t vote, and I barely care at this point, but I just felt like complaining.
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mizta

Posted May 17, 2006 at 4:27 am

I’d really like to see Kat pull an upset over Taylor. I would never buy a Taylor CD in a million years, but I might actually buy a Kat CD or an Elliott CD.

It’s funny though how the bitter Chris fans seems to be the ones who hate the song that saved McPhee’s ass, “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” I’m really glad Chris got voted off even though I like him coz if it would’ve been Katherine kicked off last week, there’d be no highlight this season.
10

mistichristi

Posted May 17, 2006 at 4:31 am

The final should be Taylor and Elliot. Period.
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TheEmancipationofGigi

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:03 am

Definitely agree with Public Enema, I thought Katherine’s personality was a BIG turn-off last night. Although I do agree that “I Believe I Can Fly” was an unfortunate choice out of her control, she shouldn’t have been so disrespectful.

And I’m sorry, there was NO way that her “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” was the BEST performance of the competition…although it was good, it was nowhere near as good as Kelly’s “Respect” or Fantasia’s “Summertime” or even some of Carrie’s numbers.

It was SO obvious that they were trying to set up a “moment” with that number, it was a little annoying. Having her sprawled out on the floor like Fantasia was during “Summertime” and having the darkness and acapella like Bo’s big song last year (I forget which one), it was obvious that she’s being set up as a plausible winner.

I’ve loathed Taylor all season, but I actually enjoyed his second number. Still think he’ll win and STILL don’t want him too, but gotta give him props on that.

And I think the bell tolls for my boy Elliot tonight…too bad. If he goes, this will be the first finale where I don’t really care who wins, although I will probably root for McPhee as Taylor’s act has gotten quite old.
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JasonR

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:08 am

B-Side, stand-up job with the quick and as usual hilarious recap. “Count Funk-ula?” Jesus, I nearly did a spit-take when I read that. However, I am a little disappointed that you missed that Simon called Taylor a “C U Next Tuesday” on live television in front of millions.

Sorry Kat haters, but while we have heard some very nice renditions of “Rainbow” in past seasons, Kat just killed on that one. I actually rewound the DVR to watch it again. It was so good it gave me the chills.

I think at this point Elliot or Kat are deserving of the win, and Taylor a little less so. He’s got a good voice, but I agree w/ Bruin (#5) that he is great at covers but will anyone care when he does a record of original material?
13

srah

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:20 am

I don’t know why McPhee got in trouble for over-singing the first song but they didn’t mind her over-singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow. BOOOO.
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TheEmancipationofGigi

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:22 am

Oh, and B-Side, I forget to mention, while Kat’s “SOTR” was hardly the best performance in AI history, this recap is certainly the best AI recap ever…I was laughing so hard at work over the “exclusive Paula fax” that I was crying…you’re a genius!
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norma rae

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:25 am

McPhever, even though inconsistent, is still the best singer. Somewhere Over the Rainbow was the best performance EVER. Elliott is good, but his strange vibrato sometimes makes me cringe. Taylor (the tic man) Hicks’ over-the-top performances drive me crazy and not in a good way, but when he calms down (while singing a Joe Cocker song no less!), it can be beautiful thing. His Springsteen song sucked a big one. His voice is so no where near Springsteen and makes you realize how weak he really can sound. I predict Elliott going home, with Taylor winning it all (seriously???) no matter how brillant McPhever is next Tuesday night – even with every performance equalling Somewhere Over the Rainbow. The “SOUL PATROL” (gag me) is and will be too much for the McPhever fans to overcome.
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waytointothis

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:30 am

Poor Elliot. I kept waiting for him to really really bring it last night but he didn’t so I think he’s going home. Even though he’s the best singer of the three. Katherine turned me off with her attitude last night. She acts like everyone should be kissing her ass no matter how she sings. Anytime the judges give her any type of criticism she has an incredulous/irritated look on her face. She completely butchered that song and should have behaved more graciously. I’m still pissed Chris was sent home last week, so I hope she gets kicked off based on that alone. I’m sorry but I don’t get Taylor at all. All that jerking and “Soul Patrol” nonsense is annoying. I’d NEVER buy any album he released EVER.
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Chloe

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:43 am

The sad thing is that Taylor has a really good voice, very authentic. He is just such a tool that I throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I see him perform.

That dancing? Honestly.
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bluebell

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:00 am

First things first: Seacrest’s nasty-ass beard is back. *sigh* In what parallel universe is that look “cool?” For me, it’s more “hobo-ish” or “creepy,” but I digress.

As for the show, I think I am backing Taylor now to win, since my fave, Chris, is gone (god help me). I tried to like Elliott last night, and really listened to his songs, but I agree with norma rae about his vibrato — it’s too excessive and weird and distracts me from the songs. As for Katharine, her only good song last night was “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” It brought a tear to my eye, I have to admit, but her other 2 songs took away from any momentum that song may have given her. And I also agree with TheEmancipationofGigi that the producers seemed to be setting Kat up for her “moment” a la Fantasia and Summertime. But, alas, there was no moment for Kat. Several bad weeks, coupled with her attitude lately means she could go home tonight.

By the way, I tried voting for Taylor for about an hour last night, and I got through a whopping TWO times. The Soul Patrol is nothing if not obsessed with securing a Taylor win!
19

lynturn

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:05 am

Played a drinking game last night. Every time Taylor said “Soul Patrol” we took a shot. Gotta tell you, I feel like hell this morning. But, in my alcoholic haze, I actually thought Taylor was great! I’ve got to go and dry out now. BTW, Judy Garland was spinning in her grave last night.
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bluesmith

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:09 am

#16…completely agree. b-side, you totally nailed it with the mcEntitlement title. the whole time the judges were critiquing her, i was thinking “call a wahmbulance!”
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sweetjane

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:30 am

srah- i totally agree with you. at first, i was LOVING the mcpheever singing “over the rainbow.” then she started oversinging. AGAIN. and i wanted to shoot her. kimberly locke did a much better job on “rainbow” than mcphee could ever hope to do.
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jelliepair

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:37 am

B-Side – amazing and speedy recap!!
When Simon called Taylor a “C U Next Tuesday” on live television in front of millions (thanks poster #12-JasonR), my son and I looked at eachother and cracked up – do you think he knows what he said?? I wonder if he did that on purpose!!

I thought Elliott did not bring his game last night – he really was mediocre. I kept waiting for him to be spectacular which he has been a few times and is always on the verge of. I think he will be going home.

Kat was good last night – but she always has a few notes that are particularly Mcawful. Kelly Clarkson was/is a far better singer technically than Kat and her performances on the first Idol season were far and away the best and most consistent of all the competitions (IMHO). Kat has been getting ragged on by the judges – someone said it seems she is being judged to a higher standard and I believe that is true. Her facial expressions are a bit over the top and might be judged harshly!

I also think Somewhere over the Rainbow is not the easiest song to do well and she really did a great job even if she was on the floor and looked like a Mcidiot. I thought she might do the whole thing acapella ala Bo Bice and she might have done a great job – they keep wanting simple from her -

Taylor is a riot. I have been waiting for him to sing Joe Cocker and Otis Redding and he brought his game with both of those. I didnt love the Springsteen song so much. I bought Taylors CD when the season started and there are original songs on it – 3 out of 5 I really like. He might be marketable.

The bottom line is, I think they will have a man win this year. Kat is good and will/can be great. Taylor will probably win and the Soul Patrol will rule (that is the most annoying ending to every song he sings). As for Elliott, here’s hoping Clive will record you – given time, I think Elliot will be a voice you will hear a lot more of just not as AI.

Lastly, did anyone else read the online tidbit from Simon? He went on the record yesterday that Taylor will win. Or did anyone see the story of Chris crying over being voted off and calling it a conspiracy?
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jack

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:41 am

dear god, is taylor hicks actually going to win this thing? whodathunkit?

katherine should have been the runaway favorite, as she possesses the most even distribution of traditional pop singer traits–young, very attractive (y’all mchaters are crazy–the girl is a stone fox), fabulous voice, strong stage presence–but she does not seem to be responding well to the pressure.

the r. kelly debacle was a classic example: sure, it probably wasn’t the best choice for her (sorry, crypt-keeper–er, clive), but instead of just singing the damned song, katharine tried to ‘make it her own’ with all of those weird stops and melisma runs, losing track of the melody and tempo and pretty much sucking out all of the song’s corny emotion. ‘somewhere over the rainbow’ was much, much better, though she seemed constantly on the verge of blowing it by oversinging. she’s trying too hard to show off her voice, which is strong, but doesn’t have the depth and texture of a great jazz or soul singer like aretha or ella fitzgerald or pre-crack whitney houston. the fact that katharine is so much better singing show-tunes and standards than R&B proves the point.

i like elliot the best–he just seems like a good guy, and i’m a sucker for the underdog–but he just doesn’t have star power. he’s been fun to root for, but if you compare him to the current stars in his preferred genre–usher, d’angelo, or even r. ‘pee-pee man’ kelly–elliot really looks like an exceptional amateur, not a world-class talent.

but taylor? i like the dude, and i like classic soul, but i just don’t get it. clearly he has a strong fan base. maybe it’s just that people are sick of the generic pop that is typical of american idol and are responding to taylor’s throwback style and his passion. maybe it’s just that he stands out as unique compared to the others, or that he can only be compared to singers who are either dead or in retirement. maybe it’s that he gets caught up in the songs and focuses on performing rather than competing or trying to show off his voice.

who knows. but at this point, taylor looks to have this thing locked up, which just seems weird.
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biscuitsandgravy

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:45 am

We’ll see who goes through . . . and who was confused by the numbering system and ended up voting for someone they didn’t mean to vote for. I love McPhee’s voice, but do we need another Kelly/Carrie? Naw. I think it would be rad to see Yamin on cd covers with goofy hats and his pieced grill. I do like Taylor. He should get together a little Emmit Otter Jug Band and do the pool hall scene.
25

eddie

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:48 am

AHHHH McEntitlement!?!?! that’s exactly what I was thinking. Genius! Look I like Katharine and her deceptively massive jugs as much as the next guy, but when the girl is off she is OFF, and yet she doesn’t take her criticism. Not that she doesn’t take it well, she just doesn’t take it at all. That being said, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, was truly awesome. It’ll be her and Taylor in the Final 2. Although, I’ve been a fan of Elliot from day one, and I’m also not a Taylor person. So I’m just gonna start sitting chiva for elliot. RIP.
26

Trixie

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:50 am

I enjoyed last night’s performances, but not as much as past nights. However, is it me, or am I the only one who does NOT miss Chris? He reminded me of one of those cover band singers who goes to karaoke night at the local bar, to show off in front of the yokals. Good riddance. Did anyone notice Paula was trying to emulate the Courtney Cox dance from the Dancing in the Dark video? She’s so high. I think Taylor will win based purely on personality. I don’t think Kat has one bit of it. I also think Kimberly Locke’s rendition of Somewhere over the Rainbow was way better. Finally, WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST UPON PERFORMING ANYTHING BY R. KELLY? ISNT THIS GUY A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? Just asking.
27

Wizzard

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:59 am

Gigi (#11) I think what they meant by Kat’s Over The Rainbow being the best performance in the competition is that it was the best “this year”, not necessarily “of all time”.

I do have to admit that I was blown away by how she sang that but I wish she didn’t have to go down on her knees again. I wonder if it’s an automatic position she needs to take every time she’s in front of Simon. Her attitude stunk too and I’m disappointed to see her getting such a big head. Regardless, she is the best suited to win this, the only problem is that she knows it.

Taylor was alright, especially with the Joe Cocker song. That’s something I’ve been waiting for all year and I’m glad to see that he did it justice.

Elliot, as talented as he is, is just too weak to win this. Seeing him “trying” to sing a blues song last night only made him look like more of a nerd than he already is. He’s way too nervous and tense and tends to choke under pressure. It was nice to have him on the show but this is the end of the road for him.
28

HoneyBunny

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:02 am

The McPheever McPout when the judges were not fawning over her was hilarious… “You’re so mean to me and it’s my Super Sweet 16 party” – oops – wrong show.

I am afraid that if McFloor Mop wins poor Daddy Waterworks will bust a tear duct.

I will be sorry to see Elliot go tonight ~

hb
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happy_gal

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:10 am

B-side, you summed up my intense dislike of the McBeaver in one word: “McEntitlement.” I cannot stand the way she acts like she is the greatest singer on earth, and how DARE anyone say otherwise. The looks on her face last night were pricelss. I thought her SOTR was good, but again, her attitude ruins it for me.

FINALLY Taylor seemed like himself again last night. When he sang “You Are So Beautiful,” my heart melted. I fell in love with him during auditions, but all his spazzing the last few weeks has been grating on my nerves. He was true Taylor last night. He WILL be the next American Idol.
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tikilights

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:10 am

Did Kat get 3 minutes to sing Over the Rainbow?
And can’t she just hold back her pissy attitude till she’s backstage? Elliott and Taylor also didn’t get to pick their songs and they weren’t bitching about.
31

UgoGurl

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:32 am

ok..first off..what the hell was that on Elliots head when he was with Clive? I thought he had just got out of Al-Quida(sp?) training class. But i start off digressing…

Did he sing last night? Because frankly..it wasnt very memorable. he was “aight and did his thing” (rolling my eyes) but final-worthy..can’t say that he was.

And yet there is the enigma known as Taylor Hicks. He continues to be the top vote getter and for the life of me i can’t figure out why. It’s like watching Clay Aiken..i have to turn my head away from the screen. And everyone was all over Chris for doing the same routine each week but with Taylor it is cute?? The drunk wedding singer is entertaining for sure but give my uncle a few beers and a microphone and I am sure he could take his place. And that damn Soul Patrol cheer!! grrrrr..what are we..5?? Sadly he will probably win this thing and there in lie the beginning of the end of AI and any shred of validity it had left.

Last but not least..it looks like i am the last of the living McPheever survivors. Wow…the bitter, angry mob has still not subsided from last week. I hope they searched people at the door for tar and feathers. Did she oversing “I believe i can fly”. YES! but that song is HOW TO OVERSING 101 in the way it was written. Not a shining moment but still better than watching a grown man dance like he needs restraints put on him. Last song..kinda blah..but she did try to put some sass into it and i think the judges were unfair once again. I sensed a little haterade from Paula towards her last night..maybe Kat wouldnt show her her scar or something. Anyway…
love or hate her..you have to admit that “Rainbow” was THE performance of the night. I disagree with the people who said she oversang it. I have heard a million versions of that song and worried when Simon said it was the perfect one for her that she would try too many vocal gymnastics with it but she kept it simple and it worked. All this crap about how the producers “set her up” to look good with the whole floor thing…didnt they say the same about Chris and his lighting? Whatever..i think she just feels more at ease like that. And yes, it brought us back to the Fantasia moment..and this is one performance we will remember for a long while. I heard it back on the radio this morning and it sounded even better. Sorry peeps..but i am proud to have the MCPHEEVER. I dont see her pulling the Carrie upset this year…but i think she will do fine if she sticks to who she is and what she is best at. Maybe better to NOT win in that case.

Egads..an hour long show tonite…wake me up when Ryan is done toying with us and they send Elliot home.
32

Shoe-In

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:38 am

Now it really seems to me that Simon, the producers, et. al. think Kat would be the most “marketable” Idol now that Chris is gone and that’s what all this heaped on praise was about. In the AI True Hollywood Story Simon basically said that the judges try to steer the public to vote with their comments based on who they feel should win.

I am personally hoping Kat gets voted off tonight. I’ll admit she had a decent showing last night, but I cant stand her personality and I think she’s been fairly inconsistent throughout.

My fave moment of the night though was Paula channeling her inner Courteney Cox.
33

sparky

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:47 am

I think that all the conestants have a right to object to song choice. When they are forced to sing covers of famous songs, it’s just stupid to criticize them for “trying to compete.” To be fair to Kat, she did say she chose her last song so she wouldn’t be compared to anyone CURRENTLY recording. She definitely did not dis Ella.
34

tvaholic

Posted May 17, 2006 at 7:49 am

McPhee’s SOTR was the best performance of the night, probably only the second or third time she has got thru an entire song without screwing it up.

I was so hoping for Taylor to sing Joe Cocker, and he finally did, and to me it was just ok. I know he was trying to be a bit more subtle last night, but that’s not where his game is. How much is he getting paid and by whom for every time he says “soul patrol?” Enough already, it’s bad enough we have to hear Randy’s endless “Yo dawgs” every week.

Eliot, I like ya, but I have a feeling you’re going bye-bye. I hate to say it but now with Chris gone this is going to be another season where the winner is quickly forgotten. Unless they have some savvy, and since Taylor has been in the work force for a good 20 years now he might do ok.
35

HicksPub

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:00 am

I agree that Kat has the pipes and the beauty and all. However, she comes across as warm and huggable as a sheet of plywood. I won’t bust a tear if she has to look back on her journey tonight.

Taylor has heart and energy to spare…and that is what’s gonna win it for him.
36

DixieQueen

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:17 am

#8–I so agree with you that Katherine is a snotty McBitch!!!! I can’t stand to watch her any longer, even if she does have a good voice……inconsistent as hell but good nonetheless.

#22–I beleive that Kelly Clarkson is the best technical songer AI has had and certainly better that McSnottyBitch.

I didn’t watch the show b/c I wasn’t home and didn’t have the motivation to make an effort. It’s the first one I have missed this season. I’m sure my lack of motivation to watch has everything to do with Chris being gone. I can’t wait for Chris and his band, whomever they may be, to come to town!

I’m torn as to who I want to take the prize–Elliott or Taylor. They both have good and bad traits as far as being the AI go……maybe I should join the Soul Patrol……although I really like Elliott…….damn show.
37

anonym.

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:24 am

i’m kind of Mctired of Mcseeing a Mcprefix in front of Mceverything. It’s kind of Mcplayed out.
38

sloppyseconds

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:28 am

Kat is a very attractive but that girl has been inconsitent throughout the competetion. Elliot seems like a good guy but doesnt look and sound very marketable. Taylor, he is something else. Does anybody notice taylor dances like “Elaine” from Seinfeld. If anybody seen the eps. of Elaine dancing on seinfeld they know what i mean.
39

sparky

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:35 am

I love the idea that, with the government now tracking the phone records of 250 million Americans, at least 30 million of those records every week are for calls to American Idol.

Suspicious, multiple calls to the same number over a short period of time. What the Intelligence agencies like to call “chatter,” no? They are scratching their heads and thinking, something big must be about to happen.
40

katielynne

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:36 am

I haaate Katharine!! I don’t even have a good reason, but oh well. Maybe I’m just very bitter that her horrible performances last week got Chris kicked off! And, maybe because she’s openly talked about how she “dabbled” in scientology when she was dating a scientologist and she looks way too much like Katie Holmes. Anyway, I know Elliot will probably be going home and I will be depressed yet again that she didn’t get kicked off, especially after her attitude at the judges for her bad performances!! “You’ve been hard on me” Uhh yeah, because you haven’t been doing well!!! Basically, the point of my ranting is Taylor will kill her in the finals, and I’ll be happy about it even though I’m not a Taylor fan. He’s lucky I love Bruce Springsteen though, so I totally liked him last night.
Chris will always be my American Idol, then Elliot.. and unfortunately, neither will win

I miss Chris Daughtry!
41

Wade

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:41 am

Funny how both Taylor and Courteney Cox are from Birmingham …

http://wadeonbirmingham.com/2006/05/16/just-for-hicks-three-for-all
42

derder

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:51 am

I agree with Public Enema #1 (I love that name!) McPhever doesn’t take criticism well at all. Everytime the judges critique her, she looks annoyed and gets defensive. She seems like a diva to me. I can imagine her behavior once she hits the bigtime. What a McBitch.
I thought my boy Elliott performed disappointingly subpar tonight. He was a little off key at times in each song, which really suprised me. And why on earth did Clive Davis choose “Open Arms” for him? I didn’t think any of his songs worked, which got me on the phone voting for him twice as much. I was worried people would all vote for the other two.
Taylor was Taylor- although his last song really rocked the house, I thought.
I would really like to see Elliott win, though. I still think his voice is amazing.
43

Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:57 am

Ok, I’m nervous for Elliot. Like B-Side said, he had three pretty good performances, but didn’t have any “holy crap” moments like Katharine and Taylor did.

I really liked Taylor’s last performance. I was laughing out loud at his dancing at the end — he had so much energy he didn’t know what to do with it, so he kinda did some jump-kicks. I liked “You Are So Beautiful” but I kinda thought some of the higher notes were off-pitch, and it looked like Taylor thought so too, judging by his facial expressions during and after his performance. “Dancing in the Dark” was entertaining, but I don’t think it was a challenging enough song choice for this stage of the competition.

McPhee, McPhee, why don’t I like you anymore? I used to really like you, I swear! I understood what she was trying to do with “I Believe I Can Fly” but it was just too much. I got a little nervous during the middle of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” because it sounded like she was going and she wasn’t gonna come back, but then she did at the end. Her last song was alright. I like it when she sings up-tempo bluesy songs because she can be sassy and still show her voice.

I got some chills during Elliot’s “Open Arms”, but they were when I was just listening and not looking at the tv. Simon was right, he should be a little looser, not so frozen. He almost had a scared look on his face. I enjoyed his other two songs a lot (“What You Won’t For Love” is one of those “Oh NOW I know what song this is!” songs for me) but again, they didn’t stand out very much. However, I did vote for him during all the commercial breaks during Scrubs, and then all through Real World and that new Jamie Kennedy show (kinda funny actually, especially the Bob Saget part) and I didn’t get through once. Either busy or a “please check the number and dial again because American Idol is destroying our phone system” message.

And since I’m a nerd, I checked dialidol.com and it has Taylor in 1st by a good chunk, then Katharine, then Elliot. BUT the margin of error is greater than the difference between Kat and Elliot, so it could easily be the other way around. Yeah, I really am a nerd.

Go Elliot. Please?
44

dasher

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:58 am

Elliott is still my man. But he was uncomfortable (or something) last night, and it has unfortunately made the difference. I hate to see him go and Lounge Lizard Katherine stay.

And I was a bit pissed at those turds Clive and Paula for picking such crappy songs for Elliott. Personally I thought all 3 songs picked by Clive were crap.
45

CubicleSitter

Posted May 17, 2006 at 8:59 am

First of all, no one has commented on Randy once again was telling us how he loves Journey, and he was in for such a long time. Why is he so proud of being a backup guitarist in leotards? uuh, not so hot.

I love Kat. She’s my favorite. I think she has every right to defend herself last night. She didn’t pick the song and Randy is never positive to her. At least Simon will try and help her out, if for the only reason he wouldn’t mind getting into her pants later on. Her confidence was totally blown last week and so she had to fight back a little this week.

LOVED the Paula dance.
46

gina64

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:05 am

B-Side, the the three pictures together in the middle – of Paula laughing, the cameramen with the judges, and Paula’s fax – are the funniest things I will see all day. Thank you.
47

noodle

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:05 am

I will not admit that Katherine’s rainbow song was great, because I thought it was incredibly annoying!! I’d rather look at Elliots teeth all day, then another one of her attempts at camera seduction. She is total cheese, and I don’t think she’s marketable. Sure she’s hot, but she has no personality, she doesnt know how to move her body, ugh, she makes me cringe!
I think Taylor’s 2nd song was awesome.
It will be so refreshing if he wins, and please please let Kat go tonight!

Hey B-side, i was sure you would have put in a shot of that little blonde girl at the end with the Taylor sign. Did anyone catch that? She was all angry looking…hilarious.
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:06 am

CubicleSitter — I totally forgot about Randy’s Journey comment! He’s always like that with any song he has a connection to, whether he was involved in producing the song or he was in a band that performed it once. “Hey yo dawg, I used to sing ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’ in preschool so you know, that song is really near and dear to me, yo, so it was just aight for me.” It’s a weird bragging thing that he does, and it never quite works out.
49

MTV4ME

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:09 am

I liked how Randy called McPhee out for singing Ella Fitzgerald. HAHA! You’re not THAT great honey.
50

Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:11 am

Oh and I just remembered — At one point when Seacrest was in the audience introducing one of them, there was someone in the background holding a huge “WHERE’S CHRIS?” sign. Thought it was weird they let that in the shot. But also funny.
51

dredge

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:39 am

first off..
the c.u.next tuesday remark..anyway to do a clipgasm of that??i totally missed it as my friends tivo-ed right past it.

The montages of Clive Davis’ discoveries… got hilarious when Kenny G popped up..Looks like it’s downhill from here..And sure enough it was. Whitney doesn’t count, nor Annie Lennox..she was already big..just needed a solo venue. Shouldn’t you be in Palm Beach or Boca at this point int he game?

I’m putting on the tin foil hat..but maybe Elliot got the call in the middle of the night, because he was just so intimidated. It made me uncomfortable. He was so on during Elvis Night, it was dissapointing to see him blip just above flat line. I had that sinking feeling he’d be voted off..Still think he can find a market as a recording artist…just listen to Simon, Elliot.

Katherine looked so bored and annoyed during her interview with Clive Davis. She was so clearly in her own head, they should have dubbed a voice over of her inner thoughts during that.
SOTR was her audition number for Belle in the road show of Beauty and the Beast. Sorry but I still remember Fantasia’s “Summertime” which was stunning.

jack, your comment was right on;”.. doesn’t have the depth and texture of a great jazz or soul singer like aretha or ella fitzgerald or pre-crack whitney houston. ” which is why her last song was awful..i didn’t even know who sang it because she was that bad..So hearing it was Ella was a shock. What was strange was that you could see McPhee actually thinking her next move of melisma..”should i do it here?..no i’ll wait til the next bar..okay..here!”..She’s cold.

With Taylor, I thought of the Joe Cocker tune a few weeks ago, thinking, why isn’t he singing that?? Sure nuf, he did, but..a tame version..

I’m guessing Taylor will win..
52

Shollia

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:46 am

They pimped Katharine out SO much last night.
They let her sing the ENTIRE song SOTR.
She sang a FULL MINUTE longer than the other 2 on their 2nd songs.
She sang almost a minute longer overall than Elliott.
AND.. why the hell didn’t Elliott go last last night?
He’s gone Last this entire freakin time.. if AI had wanted to even pretend that they are treating them all fairly.. then it should’ve been his turn to go last!!!

This show has turned to utter bullshit.
The obvious blatant favoritism is making me F’ing sick.
53

Tony A.

Posted May 17, 2006 at 9:50 am

Ah, McPheever, I have my fingers crossed for you. I think you went over the line last night. Did Paris rub off on you?

I think this is the year of the Hicks.
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NoMantecaPorFavor

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:04 am

McEntitlement = McGenius.
Don’t like her, but she’d be an appropriate AI winner. She’s got the looks and the voice (even if she doesn’t always know what to do with it), and her fake “emotional” delivery is perfect for the crappy singles that the winners have to release.

I’ve always LOVED Elliott, but even I’m surprised he made it this far. He knows his own style so well, I hope he gets to record a neo-soul/R& B album that’s true to himself, like Van Hunt. He’s the only one whose delivery always sounds sincere and unique to me. But yeah, last night wasn’t his best. Paula always picks the worst songs (and I think Simon always tries choose the songs for the person he hopes will win), and his Elliott’s own song choice should’ve been better. Bye, Yamin! I’ll miss you!

For the people who DO like McPhee, she reminds me of another singer (that I also dislike) named Jane Monheit. She’s also a gorgeous brunette with a technically amazing voice (much stronger than McPhee’s actually), and with totally insincere song delivery. But the music sounds lovely even if it lacks soul or honesty. Katherine’s version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow pretty much is Jane Monheit’s version, and I’m sure Katherine’s been studying up on Jane’s albums (derivative of a derivative). Bleh. But there are many fans.

The judges’ poking and prodding antics are working my nerves. And I remember having goosebumps the first time Fantasia sang Summertime.

I had a mini ‘gasm at Simon’s C.U. Next Tuesday.
55

G

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:15 am

FYI for Katherine, I’m pretty sure when Simon said it was the best performance of the competition to date the crowd cheered over him as he said “for you” or something like that. I don’t think he meant for all the seasons…

GO elliot!
56

bluebell

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:15 am

NoMantecaPorFavor: you bring up an interesting point about whether or not Simon picked the songs for all of the past winners during the “judges-pick” portion of the competition. Does anyone out there have that statistic handy? I think that would be very interesting to know.
57

flipkicks

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:23 am

Paula was acting like a DAMN animal last night – it was hilarious … loved it. she should get a bonus for it …

what was with McPhee though? She is getting COCKY as hell, see the pics here

[link removed for blatant poor form reasons]
58

nate

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:31 am

Someone is turning into a McDiva already!
59

mizta

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:42 am

Katherine will be the most successful and have longest career out of all of them. She’s got the diva attitude. People like that. Like me. Once she gets out of Idol and everyone forgets about the upset, I can see her working with a lot of the pop/hip-hop producers. Like Linda Perry.

One thing is for sure, the Top 3 are gonna have a better career than Chris. I mean Fuel? First of all they’re only riding his coattail and once next year’s AI starts again he’ll be forgotten and so will Fuel. Latoya & Tamyra both fell in 4th place and they’re definitely better singers than Chris and they’re nowhere to be found.
60

B-Side

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:42 am

Flipkicks —

You said “see the pics here” and then on your page, you just used the TVgasm screenshots — without credit or even a link back. Poor form.
61

G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:53 am

Get ‘im, B-Side. Protect the brand, my man!

Today, I’ll keep my two cents short.

Elliot: Choked. The enormity of what he was doing finally hit him last night. Good luck, my friend.

Kat: Bounced up off the canvas like Ali after Frazier cold-cocked him in the 15th round (Ali-Frazier I). Gotta give her her props, songs 2 and 3 were better than all the stuff she’s done in the last three weeks put together.
Sad to say, she’s probably going to be here next Tuesday night.

Taylor: Dude was the least nervous of all contestants. Was it because he’s always a spastic jumble of nerves? Or because as a show-business veteran of 40 years, this sort of thing is nothing new to him?

Now, some comments for my fellow ‘Gasm-ers:

Wizzard: Post #27 “…I wish she didn’t have to go down on her knees again. I wonder if it’s an automatic position she needs to take every time she’s in front of Simon.” — This is so diabolically funny!!!Simon’s definitely smitten with the girl. I wonder how many mash notes he’s slipped beneath her hotel room door?

katielynne: Post #40 “..”You’ve been hard on me” Uhh yeah, because you haven’t been doing well!!! “. — THANK YOU!!!

Trixie: Post #26 “…BY R. KELLY? ISNT THIS GUY A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? Just asking.” — He has yet to be convicted. But, like anyone else with gobs of money and sick desires, eventually he will go so far that even his money will not be able to buy him out of the trouble he will be in.

Finally, Ryan Seacrest. I’m probably late but his smart-aleck bit appears to be turning into out-and-out condescension. Instead of saving Paula from her meandering, babblings, he gets up in her face, visibly annoyed and growls something to the effect “Just tell us why you picked that song!”. This flusters Abdul even more and she begins to froth at the mouth and flail her arms helplessly. Then Simon starts pointing at his watch, the producer is doing the “wrap-up” signal in her face….it all comes crashing down on poor Paula…and Seacrest, who set it in motion, slides away with a look on his face like” See that? I can make her do that an-y-time I want!! Mwahahahaha!”.
And to try and make Randy look bad last night, pretty slimy. Seacrest seems to have atalent for blind-siding people. For the record, all of Clive’s song choices were cruddy. When will people stop genuflecting to this guy’s resume?

Gee. Didn’t I say I was going to keep it short?
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TWilliams

Posted May 17, 2006 at 10:59 am

Kat’s comments to the judges last night were not rude. Last year the judges made the same ridiculous comment to a contestant about “song choice” when they had NOTHING to do with it. She should have addressed the idiots with that comeback — “I didn’t pick it.” What idiots Randy and Paula appeared to be when that was their major criticism of the song. They were in fact rude to Clive (not the other way around).

I also highly object to Somewhere Over the Rainbow being the easiest song in the world to sing. Not so so let’s not take that too far. Anybody can sing it, yes, but not just anybody can sing it like Kat did.

I also believe that Kat cannot win with these judges. She simply stated that she didn’t pick a modern, current song because she didn’t want the judges to compare her to them by saying she wants to sound like the artist. With her Ella song last night, Randy said she tried to sound like her!?! What can the girl be allowed to sing? Neither of the two guys get compared to the artists they were singing so why does Kat ALWAYS get that side-by-side compare?
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missmermaid

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:04 am

I was glad to see Kat grow some balls and stand up for herself last night. She was dead right to do so!

I honestly don’t get all this “McEntitlement” garbage either. Chris was Mr Entitlement- not Kat. She comes across a young, pretty, sweet girl with a great voice to me- nothing more, nothing less.

I think she’d be better off winning, if it would let Taylor do his own thing.
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Remy11

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:14 am

Did anyone else notice the rocker-esque guy sitting in the front row scowling the whole time? What was up with him? At one point the camera stayed on him as if he was about to get a celebrity identity title on screen, but then they were like….oh he’s nobody. Anyone know who he was?
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norma rae

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:17 am

“Elliott and Taylor also didn’t get to pick their songs and they weren’t bitching about.” Uh—Elliott and Taylor were bashed about bad song choice! Remember, Kat didn’t pick the song and that’s all she was pointing out. The McPhever bashers are out in full force! How about some Hick the tic man bashers???? That man is a buffoon. Hope he enjoys his few minutes of fame – even if he wins this thing…Think REUBEN!
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TVCheese

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:27 am

I know Clive Davis is legendary in the business, but he’s just too damn old at this point to take seriously. Going along with that, his picks were awful. R Kelly? I think both he AND Secrest are ‘Trapped in the Closet’ together. WTF. Anyway, McPhee is arrogant, snotty, and COMPLETELY unlikeable. Shouldn’t someone sit her down and tell her to be a little more geniune and gracious? Not only that, but I agree with many comments above that the producers/Simon are favoring her. It actually really bothers me- this competition is about who America is drawn to, not who Simon can market and make $$ off of. Maybe I’m wrong…
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sparky

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:29 am

All this stuff about Secrest turning into a manipulative, blunt, snarky, bored-with-you host of reality tv kind of makes me like him.

Meanwhile we’ve got Phil the “choo choo charlie” and Jeff the no-crybabies-allowed gym teacher, and the fabulous ChenBot, we have plenty of room for someone utterly condescending. I mean, isn’t that how you would feel if you had to work with those three judges? Wouldn’t you feel utterly utterly superior?

Go Darth Grayder.
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:36 am

Sorry, Kat Lovers, but McPhee did come off a bit whiney and petulant last night. I was waiting for her to stamp her foot and poke out her lip. She is to be excused, however. We’ve got to remember that she’s VERY young and under tremendous pressure. She’s used to having effusive praise lavished upon her and when she doesn’t get it, she behaves like many children do. With the proper guidance, she will out-grow what appears to grown adults as an annoying trait.

In contrast, Paris handled the criticism much better, she just said “thank-yew” (probably adding the word “bitches” in her mind). As annoying as that may have sounded to all you Paris-bashers, it did demonstrate a level of maturity that Kat is still trying to attain. And she will. Hopefully, not under the glaring spotlight of celebrity…
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dredge

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:38 am

I think the judges discuss who’ll be the baddie..and Randy was it this week..making Simon come out smelling like roses..”see?..Simon likes Katherine. He’s the most critical and therefore, right, so let’s pick her”. As someone here poited out, Simon deliberately steers the voting block to choose whom he thinks should win. Fast Food for the ears.
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flipkicks

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:41 am

TVGASM – You know I love you, you’re the best .. and I DID credited TVGASM at the BOTTOM of the page – did you go all the way down?
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dredge

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:44 am

poited?..heh heh..i mean “pointed out”..

I agree G-Money..and Paris is 17 years old. A lot more poise. Katherine’s a McDaddies girl all the way.
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Summer

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:47 am

I really, really hope Taylor doesn’t win! It will turn AI into a Talent Show of the future-singing,dancing, acting goofy. Let’s face it, there’s lots of pressure and Elliot and Kat are more nervous in performing.
But–when they get in the recording studio, they will light up the studio. Taylor will be singing bar room melodies sitting still. WOW!
And what’s with Vote for the Worst backing Taylor?! He doesn’t need votes!
GO ELLIOT!
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HoneyBunny

Posted May 17, 2006 at 12:16 pm

sparky (#67) – thanks for saying it so well.
While I do enjoy yelling obscenities at Ryan and I think Ryan is a peevus – I can’t imagine AI w/o the fearsome foursome. They all have their “moments.”

sniff…reminds me of Thanksgiving Dinner with the family ~

hb
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dredge

Posted May 17, 2006 at 12:26 pm

afternoon, hb
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 12:27 pm

Agreed, HB.

AI without these four would just not be the same. To remove even one of them, would be a cue to get the shark ready for his closeup…

It’s amazing how some things just click. The original cast of SNL, the ’86 Mets and now, Randy-Paula-Simon-Ryan.
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Wizzard

Posted May 17, 2006 at 12:37 pm

Remy11 (#64) I think that guy was the bass player from Fuel who offered Chris a job last week.
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 12:47 pm

Ok, I woke up now (11 am) an made up some crap not to go to work. Now I can do what’s important: a couple responses to my fellow Tvgasm lovers.

Lisa, #43: regarding your comment on DialIdol.com, the margin of error they post is meaningless. that is NOT a scientific pole. first of all, they do not take into account text message. polls that do, always have Kat higher than them. Also the sample is biased. it only counts those that care enough to download their software in their computers (or even know how to use computers for more than checking email). For some reason, I think Elliot has the disadvantage here (just a hunch. I may be wrong). also, in a standard statistical analysis, there is at least a 5% chance that the differences found between samples are just chance. another thing is that, they only measure two of the three lines, but I guess this one evens out for all contestants. finally, I understand, from a friend of a friend that has inside information, that the Soul Patrol is using a software that allows you to vote even out of one’s time zone, and they are not enrolled in DialIdol, so he may be getting more votes than stated there. There, I am the king of the NERDS!

noodle, #47: yeah, I saw that girl. I totally thought she perfectly exemplifies the attitude of Taylor fans: just blind fundamentalist faith in their Mesiah.

also, I think I know why I loved Kat’s “Think/Freedom” rendition (did I say “Fever” in post #5): it has so many sillables in most of the bars, that is hard to over sing, unlike “I Believe…” that has so much spacing between phrases, it’s just too tempting for her to resist oversinging. maybe next time (do they get to choose any song in the finale?) she should do aerosmith’s “walk this way” (please, don’t)

For the bitter Chris-mourners, yeah, screwing up
lyrics is a no-no, but they way Chris was cracking in Billboard week, OMG, this guy IS a karaoke singer. He won’t be able to belt songs like that for two hours in concert. also, did he ever put his own spin to any song, without omitting props when due? Fuel needs a singer just for a while, because their singer broke his nose and needs to relearn how to sing, the way the Def Leppard drummer had to relearn how to play drums with one arm, so he may wanna think twice what to do with that.

Finally, Paula always picks horrible songs. I thought that was Elliot’s worse of the night.

Taylor looked so tense trying not to jerk around, it seemed like you could straighten out the suspension-springs of a truck between his but-cheeks.

Kat, please, don’t McOversing.

Please, wear something revealing, but take off the HO-ON SALE tag.

and please, keep a poker face with criticism. we’ll take care of the voting.

KAT ALL THE WAY!!!
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HoneyBunny

Posted May 17, 2006 at 12:52 pm

afternoon d ~~ sigh

hb
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juddfan

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:02 pm

Seems we’re having a feever of some kind today. Still reading the comments, but want to add before it’s too late, I thought Elliott was nervous again last night, sadly, as this is the crucial night. (his vibrato is weird when he is nervous) I hated his last choice of song, why he never did a hit R+B song, I’ll never know . . . I think it would have shown his marketable side, and likely brought some soul to one of the vapid hits out there. He could’ve done Alisha Keys, “Some people want it all” I know he could have hit those textures on, “but I DON’T want nothing at all. . . ” Alas, I do think that’s a great song, by vapid I mean an Usher hit, or one of his clones. (just no mention of Booty, please, I’ve heard enough about Booty to last my life time)

I was thinking, when Elliot said about working with Clive, Clive said, “You better be good tonight, or do your best” In other words, “Kid, you either win this or forget it” BOOOOOOO I say! I used to like Clive, but this latest round with him–horrid choices (though vocally okay for Elliot–was kind of nice, sans vibrato) and the Bruce song, I dunno, Is it me, I like Bruce, but that’s a lame-O one, isn’t it!?

I believe I can wretch, I can’t say anymore . . .

I did think Mcfeever had her best with the last 2 (not sure what the judges heard) and yeah, how funny, “I don’t want to be compared to . . . good luck! Not knowing the original, I liked it. At last she was Mcinto it.

thanks for the speedy re-cap! Couldn’t get through for Elliot for 2 hours last night (but did get a couple in at first) Seemed when the show’s end in whatever time zone, the voting peaks. My friend couldn’t get through for McFeever at all, so I think tonights going to be close . . .will Taylor suffer a Chris (assuming he’s safe?) We’ll see tonight.

Next week we’ll get to hear the dreck new single the winner will be doing, cant wait for that . . . NOT!
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:04 pm

bruin, just let me have my dream. I know I should take DialIdol with a grain of salt (and I usually do; I know it has crazy limitations), but if unscientific margins of error can make me believe that Elliot could beat Katharine tonight, then let me wallow here in Hopeful Land along with everyone waiting for Ruben Studdard’s second album.
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bluebell

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:11 pm

You go, Lisa!^
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:11 pm

lisa: then, be my guess. have your dream. I am a sucker for underdogs too (that why I liked taylor in eraly stages), but the McPheever is controlling my mind. although I do not like Elliot’s singing, it would be cool if he won. he seems like a really nice guy. he could use the money for some dental work (I can’t stop thinking of him in a pirate costume, with his twitchy eye, and weird smile). I think he may be the one that needs that contract the most. Taylor and Kat can find something outside AI easier I think. We’ll see today!
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:16 pm

by the way, there is hope for you! ruben HAS a second album… of christian songs… I am a christian (on sabatical), but that just seemed like a desperate move. I would LOVE a mandisa christian album. it took guts for her to lose her gay voters by sticking to her guns. I particularly hate gay bashing by christians (ergo, my break from them), but I respect her position. let’s pray for tonight sister!
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mirenis

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:22 pm

Was it just me, or did Elliott’s teeth look better last night? I can only assume they’re giving him Crest Whitestrips, but are they doing some kind of invisible braces?
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JasonR

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:23 pm

Shollia (#52), don’t even talk about favoritism for Kat. How about last week when they let Taylor sing his song again on the results show under the ruse of Rebecca Romain (sp?) making a request? How fair was that?
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:31 pm

bruin:

Guess I should have used Clay Aiken as my reference. Good for Ruben. Not my cup of tea, though, so he won’t be getting my 15 bucks.

I agree on one count though — I think Elliot does need the contract and the boost from winning AI the most. He still seems kind of stunned and humble that he’s made it this far, so he might not have the drive to go out there and get his own deal if he doesn’t win. But who knows, maybe they’ll be knocking at his door no matter what.

And thanks, bluebell!
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Victoria

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:43 pm

bluebell: Randy picked Carrie Underwood’s song last year-Man I Feel Like A Woman-which sucked big time.
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bluebell

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:46 pm

Thanks, Victoria. There goes that theory…
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juddfan

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:50 pm

Thanks all for the snark and Mchatting (I’m not sick of the Mc’s yet) Even though I don’t care that much, I like when you all get passionate in your hating!!!! Always a mcgasm for me!

Bruin, I liked your statistical analysis . . . that always seems to baffle me that 1000 people can predict 1 million. didn’t dialidol have elliot going when in fact it was Chris, just noting, and that 1.5% on top of the rest, is almost enough to shake Taylor from the top.

Lisa, loved the Row Row, I honestly think Randy’s youthbonics and constant name-dropping really show how desperate he is to appear cool . . . we’re all insecure aren’t we, except Kat maybe. Why does he boo Simon every week, I think it’s rude.

Also Bruin, interesting on the Christian front thing, and Mandisa and Rueben and all. Must be a drag for you to want to be a part of something, but not wanting to partake of the hating. Why is so much of religion about seclusion and hate anyway . . . isn’t God supposed to be loving, and why in hell couldn’t God have created evolution? Just a ? don’t want to start anything. I really want to have my own beliefs, so therefore, I don’t want to judge anyone for having theirs, just only like the snarky hate here, not the real, cruel awful expressions of it we sometimes see in the name of something that’s supposed to be good. . . .
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wandernview

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:56 pm

Kat’s problem is simple, she doesn’t listen to feedback/criticism. Second song was the perfect choice for her while the third she went back to the usual screeching and hollaring over extending herself singing that doesn’t work for her. She’s done it the past three weeks with song selections and wonders why she gets in the bottom 2/3 always?
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 1:57 pm

juddfan:

I think the everyone except the singers on AI needs to up the maturity level for next season. Each week, Randy uses 8-years-ago slang, Paula babbles, Simon condescends, Randy and Paula gang up on Simon for no reason, and Seacrest tries desperately to zing Simon but fails miserably. I think they all need a reality check and a reminder that they’re not the stars of the show; the singers are.
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:07 pm

lisa: he may get an outside contract but i doubt it will be in the amount AI gives. He needs all the cash he can get for a make over in this sad, sad world.

juddfan: I am a psych grad student, and use stats a lot, but the reason why 1000 people can predict millions’ oppinions is beyong my understanding. it’s up to mathematicians to come up with that. but it is accurate to say that a well done statistical analysis of a sample of 1000 is a pretty good measure (5% chance of error that it is just chance) to find statistical differences between samples. you also need to see if that difference is actually relevant, but I don’t think anyone cares about that in this blog. with the christian issue, yeah it sucks to be in the fence so many times. i don’t wanna start anything here either, but just so you know, for the outsiders, christianity may be about love, but for the insiders, is also (if not more) about obedience (doctrine), and I tend to have a problem with authority… I am doomed!
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:12 pm

Am I the only one that doesn’t find Elliot hideously unattractive? I don’t think he needs a makeover. Yeah, he looks a little rough in those pre-performance interview clips, but onstage I think he looks quite put-together and (gasp) handsome.

G-Money (if you’re out there):
I hope looks-ism didn’t play a part in last night’s votes…
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B-Side

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:16 pm

By the way, as the results show approaches on the East Coast, I implore all readers:

Do not post results in these comments until 1 AM EST
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:19 pm

lisa: I like Elliot a lot. he seems cool, but PLEASE! going back to the psycho-babble, that is called familiarity. you just got used to his face and started to like it, but that doesn’t mean he is “(gasp) handsome”. you just got used to him, like people grow to love alien-looking pugs (bring it on pug lovers).
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Ed

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:23 pm

B- your “happy fax” from Paula goes immediately, if not sooner, to the pantheon of snarkdom.

Truly inspired.
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:24 pm

Wow. It’s called an opinion, bruin. Note the phrases “I don’t think” and “I think” in my post. No psycho-babble necessary. Let me think someone is handsome without being attacked, please.
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Lisa:

You get mucho cool points with me. It’s always good to see someone who is not a slave to modern standards of beauty and attraction. You’re not nuts at all. You’re obviously a woman of depth and substance.

We are so conditioned to having every face on TV hand-picked for it’s acceptability that when we see a normal-looking person, we immediately start to point fingers, cackle and deride. Someday we’ll learn to stop dwelling so much upon a person’s appearance, and recognize that the beauty of a person works from the inside-out, not the other way around.

That said, I don’t think “looks-ism” is gonna do our boy Elliot in. I think it’ll be I-got-a-little-rattled-there-ism that does it! (Now you’ve got ME doin’ the “-sms!” )
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:40 pm

bruin:

I D-Double-dare you to post your picture in this forum, right here, right now.

C’mon, gorgeous, let’s see you stand up to a l’il scrutineering… )
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Lisa

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:43 pm

G-Money, I’m so glad you’re back! I felt like I was drowning in there for a few hours.

Depth and substance? Haha, if only you knew me. Just kidding, thanks for the compliment. I like to think I’m at least not vapid, so it’s nice to know I’m actually coming off as deep and… um, substantial.
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:45 pm

lisa: didn’t mean to sound aggressive or attack you. I am all love and peace. again, I think the mcpheever is all over me. I need to lay down… some tylenol, pleaseee…
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 2:56 pm

G.money: I am at work, so I don’t have any pic with me. not that I would post it anyway. my boss actually showed me this site, so I can’t do it. regardless of how I look, I am entitled to my opinion too. so, if I am good looking then my opinion counts? only not so great looking fellows can give an opinion on how one thinks this world operates? did I say I want him to get a make over for my own personal pleasure? I am just stating that I believe his looks are a weakness he has in the entertainment business. I do also wish things were not the waythey are, but maybe I am too pragmatic. I am a straight guy and I could not care less how he looks. I just don’t like his voice. I only listen to mp2s of the performancas and still don’t like his voice. are you going to tell me his looks won’t be a problem if he wins and releases a record? are you sure a nice make over won’t help him at all? do I like that reality? no. but I can’t change the public’s taste. the importance of looks are just too obvious to point out here. think Ace Young… anyway, back to work… if you want to know more about how I personally feel about looks, you should check a book called “blindness” by Saramago, nobel prize in literature 1996. but my personal opinion means squat against the market.
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:03 pm

Lisa:

You’re humility is endearing. At the risk of sounding shlocky, your “substance” shines forth all on its own. It’s quite visible.

– I’m going out on a limb tonight. Taylor Hicks goes home. Don’t ask me why, it’s just a gut feeling that I have. I don’t think FOX is done jerking the public around just yet! —
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:07 pm

G-money: I had the same gut feeling while driving to work… or wishful thinking?
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HoneyBunny

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:14 pm

G-Money (#103) – Whoa, my friend and I were just having this discussion not 5 minutes ago. She said that since everyone thinks the “shock of the season” was Chris getting voted off last week no one would be expecting a double-header. Now I come here and find your post…I hate when shit like that happens (hearing Twilight Zone music in my head).

hb
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:16 pm

bruin:

I think we may sensing the same thing – another round of “Bizarro voting”.

Oh, and I was definitely kidding about you posting a photo. Total tongue-in-cheek there, ol’ boy!
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:20 pm

ok ok… this is getting interesting.

are onto something? let’s create a soul riot against the soul patrol. we can beat them…

positive thinking…
positive thinking…

g-money: it’s all good. let’s focus on getting rid of karaoke-man.

positive thinking…
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juddfan

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:24 pm

Yay, it’s so fun to have interaction. I too am blogging from work here, so sorry for the gaps. Glad that didn’t offend, Bruin, sometimes I’m scared when I get all soap boxy (and off topic–Bad me!)

I love all you on here, it’s a blast for me always to read all your comments and snicker away at my desk. Lisa, I don’t think Elliott’s so bad looking either. His eyes are pretty and he’s eminates a kindness that is rare in such a ” vain” pursuit–that is stardom. His mouth does get awkwardly figure eighty at times, but I’m an underdog lover, so GO Elliott!!!!! Ps. if you look up Judd from the last Survivor, you’ll see my tastes aren’t neccessarily conventional either. (not to mention James Gandolfini, whose pushing the weight this season, but I still dig him)

And ooooo, so cool that some of you are feeling the Taylor going vibe, not that I want to wish bad on him, it’s actually my only chance to win the pool here if he goes . . .
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G-Money

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:27 pm

HB:

I’m laughing hysterically over here! The T-zone is playing in your head, eh?
Never a good thing! We’ll know for sure in a couple of hours. I just can’t shake that feeling….
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noodle

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:29 pm

Bruin – some gay bashers make your religion look bad, so you take a “sabbatical”?, way to stick to your guns there. True Christians who know the Bible are about love, not bashing people. There are bad seeds in every group. Hope you find your way.
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:38 pm

juddfan: no offense taken. it’s aaaall good. i also dig non-lookers. in AI 1 I loved the tomb-boy, no make up, huge butt kelly in pre-show interviews.

this is the first day I ever post here, and I can’t believe i didn’t do it before. I am having a good time here too. I was an avid passive reader, and is kinda surreal to see my posts and interactions with you guys. this is the best AI discussion site by far. you people crack me up. sometimes I have to hold my laugh at work, and people are starting to think I have so sort of upper respiratory track problem.

I am starting to get anxious about today’s result show….
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sugarshane12

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:43 pm

In defense of Kat, I think she’s had to deal with a lot of crap from Randy and Paula in the past few weeks. None of the contestants are perfect, but those two have completely gushed over every other contestant, and then when it came to Kat, they consistently give tepid reviews. I’m not saying she’s perfect, or that she has always deserved the best reviews, but she doesn’t deserve to be singled out by the judges as the only flawed competitor in the competition.
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juddfan

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:45 pm

As mentioned at some point by me, my all time favorite “hot ” AI contestant was Matt Rogers from Fantasia’s season. Also, those refering to her “Summertime”–I agree that was the biggest, best, most chill inducing of all. I was also a fan of Rueben’s “Superstar”, but only on the show. The collection CD, it sounds like he was on ludes . . . sooooo slow . . .. guess it was Luther’s version instead of Karen’s.

Can I say I hate gay bashers and not sound hateful!?
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:51 pm

Plato once said that it is of wise people to rectify. I am NOT not-sticking to my guns. I am just re-assesing my affiliations. in the case of Mandisa, she IS sticking to her guns given she has no doubts, which I do, about here she stands. I am not taking a sabatical based on gay bashers, but because of precepts that state homosexuality is wrong, which is a widely held perception and understanding among most christians, not just a few haters. I do agree that people that know the bible are about love, not bashing, but most of them will also tell you that they are against homosexuality. they don’t go around hating, but they don’t agree with it. that is a fact. my problem is with that doctrine, not the few bashers (the bad seeds) around. I have no problem with them. I;ve made my peace with the bad apples in every basket.

thanks, I also hope to find my way soon, but looking for a way is some sort of way, in a way.

juddfan: yes, you can hate bashers, like you can hate skin-heads. you hate the hate. seems logical to me.

is like: never say never… seems faulty logically, but is not.
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:56 pm

TOO MUCH DIGRESSING!!!

back to AI, does anyone know what’s the format of the finale? how many song? do they get to pick any?

I think having Kat singing the SAME song against taylor or Elliot will finally get things straight. the cheesy AI finale songs, if they stick to the style used so far, should give Kat some advantage.

positive thinking….
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sugarshane12

Posted May 17, 2006 at 3:59 pm

In years past, they sang the new idol song, along with their favorite of the competition… Kat will probably sing Someone to Watch Over Me again. Any thoughts on the song the other finalist will bring back (note the blind, headstrong assumption:)
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juddfan

Posted May 17, 2006 at 4:02 pm

ONe will be a season highlight, let me guess here, Elliott will do Donny Hathaway again . . . or the Elvis show stopper. Cat may do one of her floor excersizes, and Taylor, I’m not sure, he’s pretty the same ish on many so his fave could be anything.

I don’t recall what the 3rd one ends up being. I do know they can switch the order so the dreck single may not be back to back.
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bruin

Posted May 17, 2006 at 4:04 pm

thanks sugarshane12!

funny, I can’t think of any taylor song that was a wow-moment. elliot either. I have all episodes downloaded, and have them on in my computer once in a while (yeah, get a life, uh?), but I just can’t recall any.

McPheever causes memory loss too?
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juddfan

Posted May 17, 2006 at 4:50 pm

By the way, as the results show approaches on the East Coast, I implore all readers:

Do not post results in these comments until 1 AM EST

Thanks bold faced warrior!

ed note: You can also post in the forums if you want to comment on the show before the recap is posted!
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Belinda

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:24 pm

Thank you Juddfan for saying everything I wanted to say. Love it when someone else agrees with me…I was only able to get 4 calls in for Elliott and then – NUTHIN’. I’m so hoping he doesn’t go home. I still think that Taylor is really 40 and maybe he road the special bus for awhile. Eh, I’m getting nervous. I’ve been so busy at work I only had time to skim the comments – seems like everyone is expecting a McBeaver/Taylor final 2. I would love a surprise tonight.
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sugarshane12

Posted May 17, 2006 at 5:58 pm

Bruin

I’m glad you agree with me on Katharine. And you’re right about the “wow” moment. Katharine has provided a few; Taylor and Elliot have been good, but never outstanding. And they’ve all faltered a couple of times, like I said, Kat shouldn’t be singled out.
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sugarshane12

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:02 pm

Juddfan,

I never realized the show wasn’t live across the board. That’s why I thought the results show was knocked down to 9, to let people on the west coast get home before it starts. Do you also not get the performance show until 8 Pacific time?

I know this might seem like a really stupid question, but for someone who has lived their lives on the East Coast, I always get to see the good shows first. Just think of it as our little perk, you get weather, we can ruin your tv schedules
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missmermaid

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:16 pm

Can a fellow east coaster give me the results?! I am dying over here! Type it in white font, (so those in the know can scroll over it and see it) or post it in the forums PLEASE!!
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TheEmancipationofGigi

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:52 pm

Sure missmermaid, the person voted off tonight is…

Just kidding. It’s a great episode though, don’t miss it
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missmermaid

Posted May 17, 2006 at 6:56 pm

The stupid channel here in The Great White North chose to put on Amazing Race in AI’s usual time slot- people were going berserk with complaints. So they releneted and cut it 10 mins short so we could get the live results. At least someone has a partial brain.

What a close freaking call! All 3 are great- it’s no wonder.
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bubbles

Posted May 17, 2006 at 11:44 pm

“I believe I can wretch”

Aaaah, Juddfan, you made my day. In just 5 words, you have summed up all my feelings about Kat. I’d sooner risk avian flu than the plague that is “McFever.”

Meanwhile, my poor boy Elliot choked.

And lastly, I will always remember Fantasia’s “Summertime” as a great musical moment. It actually made me cry — and that’s saying something given the amount of Prozac I’m on.
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cutsiepatootsie

Posted May 18, 2006 at 10:25 am

Mcfricken hilarious. It never fails to amuse me! Mcthis & Mcthat. Priceless, absolutely priceless!
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Megan

Posted May 21, 2006 at 1:09 pm

Katharine Mcphee, I thought had a great night. Unlike everyone else I thought she sang “I believe I can fly” really well. But i do agree with those of you who are saying that “Somewhere over the rainbow” was not one of the best performances. To me Katharine has had many better performances over the weeks. I also really like her last song, it was a great choice and she sang it very well.
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Megan

Posted May 21, 2006 at 1:11 pm

Katharine Mcphee, I thought had a great night. Unlike everyone else I thought she sang “I believe I can fly” really well. But i do agree with those of you who are saying that “Somewhere over the rainbow” was not one of the best performances. To me Katharine has had many better performances over the weeks. I also really like her last song, it was a great choice and she sang it very well.