The Makings Of An Idol

American Idol

By madeyoulaugh | | 2:33 pm | 17 Comments


gizmo.jpg
Gizmo
+ statue
Effiminate Naked Statue
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Constantine Maroulis

17 Comments

  1. 1
    winkie
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 2:52 pm

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  2. 2
    TexasK
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    For the love of god, have you people no boundaries???? My eyes are bleeding!!!

  3. 3
    SusieQ
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    I feel like I should sue you for assaulting me with this picture. I feel violated.

  4. 4
    Nicole
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    OK, then. I’ll just be giving up men FOREVER.

  5. 5
    Catie
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    I love Kelley for being able to find that photo of Constantine from my crappy description and I love you for posting it.

  6. 6
    Kelley
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    Not a problem, Catie- I guess my I have a special talent for seeking out very disturbing material! I remember you mentioning this pic before, and was curious and mortified at the same time!

  7. 7
    yourmom
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 4:17 pm

    I think Gizmo might get offended when he sees that he has been compared to Constantine.

  8. 8
    yourmom
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 4:20 pm

    And lets all give thanks to Kelley for finding this white, hairy mess of a picture because she is my friend and she kicks ass.

  9. 9
    Catie
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    I keep trying to imagine what they were coaching him to do to get him to do that pose. But I’m thinking that he is so inherently cheesy, that he probably thought it was sexy and did it on his own. I’m horrifed at his body though. A few months ago in the LJ post where I first saw the photo, someone said he has a middle aged man’s body. So true.

  10. 10
    plumes
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 4:56 pm

    double EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  11. 11
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 5:11 pm

    I call that photo PHASE 2 of my 5 phase work out regim. Sadly Im still in phase .05

  12. 12
    mountain girl
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 5:17 pm

    That image will haunt me for days…

    *shudder*

  13. 13
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 5:44 pm

    Smells like happy!

  14. 14
    Jess
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 6:28 pm

    I have nonstop giggles!!!

    Guess who else looks like Gizmo? Nick Arrojo from “What Not to Wear”!!! (I love him though, and I hate to mock…)

  15. 15
    Jess
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    Watching AI results as I write, and Candy Apple just got booted. Awwww.

    And everytime I see The Smallest Mustache on Earth on Scott, I remember the potato comment. HA!

    I love you, TVGasm. *swak*

  16. 16
    Anynomous
    Posted March 30, 2005 at 8:32 pm

    Help, You’re making me cry! EWWW, I need to throw up!!!!! :/

  17. 17
    BronxNY
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 9:29 am

    How could he (or the photographer) not realize this picture would just look like him smelling his pits while trying to look like an artsy pose??? Give me a break… this is just wrong!

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