This Is Not Aight; This Is Not Aight At All.

11 Comments

1. 1
   punkrox
   Posted May 3, 2005 at 3:01 pm

   ooooh!!! La la la. I’m going to be a singer!

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   Ashes
   Posted May 3, 2005 at 3:10 pm

   As if Paula Abdul could teach anyone to be a singer. She can’t even bring herself to tell the truth to those who openly and obviously suck right in front of her on the show.

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   Retroqueen
   Posted May 3, 2005 at 4:07 pm

   MYL, I have to admit I thought you made this up on Photoshop so I made a quick detour to Amazon

   To paraphrase Conan this is living proof, “We’re all gonna go to Hell when we die”

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   RealityTV4Me
   Posted May 3, 2005 at 8:19 pm

   OMG!!! I completely thought you were kidding. I had to click the $44.98 link. And there it was….right before my eyes! My very own portal into suckdom. I ordered two!

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   Tetsuo
   Posted May 4, 2005 at 2:20 am

   Paula Abdul teaching singing? That’s like having Charles Manson teach an etiquette course.

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   PC
   Posted May 4, 2005 at 7:04 am

   Friends, don’t be misled. From what I’ve heard elsewhere, Paula and Randy only “introduce” the instructor, and virtually disappear afterward. I believe they are in it for a total of 11 minutes. I heard this. I didn’t buy it. I swear.

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   MissMermaid
   Posted May 4, 2005 at 7:11 am

   You mean, I *too* will become a superstar in the music business, if only I order this box set? That’s all I have to do? And if I order in the next 5 minutes will they also include an absolutely FREE bonus star on the Hollywood walk of fame- just like Ryan Seacrest- mine forever regardless if I decide to keep the set?

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   Betsy
   Posted May 4, 2005 at 7:33 am

   For of those of you who want to suck real bad but can’t afford to suck. You can find it cheaper at Costco. I’ve seen it live and it person. Thanks for the flashback. I thought I had blocked it out of my memory until now.

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   Catie
   Posted May 4, 2005 at 8:18 am

   Betsy-

   This is unrelated (well sorta, the Dr Phil primetime interview IS on tonight)to American Idol, but how many times have you heard the “don’t tell Betsy” jokes? I just got a puppy on Friday and people were trying to convince me to name her Betsy so they could make Pat O’Brien jokes for the rest of her little life.

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    James
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:26 pm

    I think the first rule for anything that takes talent to be good is;

    You can’t learn it. If you don’t have it, you never will..

    I think Randy is a huge joke. A fat sweaty lurp who probably has to role toilet paper and jam it into the many folds of his blobish body to absorb the streams of smelly sweat before they can find thier way to the surface to stain his Wal-Mart shirts. Man, I bet that guy smells bad. Yeah, nice wrist watch Randy. Very expensive but I don’t think it changes the fact that people can smell your ass from 6 meters away. Take a shower dude.

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    James
    Posted May 4, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    I’d pay $44.98 to do Paula but you can keep the DVDs.