Proud To Be An American….Idol – Giveaway!

38 Comments

1. 1
   mistichristi
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 5:02 pm

   I am sure you mean Taylor is the one who won by majority vote, but the President won the popular vote and electorial so stop with the mis-info.

2. 2
   boomersmommy
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 5:18 pm

   I notice Katherine McPhee managed to pull herself out of her sick-bed long enough to get her picture taken next to Mr. Bush. Explain THAT to all her fans in Pittsburgh.

   And, mistichristi–I agree entirely.

3. 3
   ChickenFriedChicken
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 6:05 pm

   When threatened or scared (by same-sex unions, for instance) the North American Mandisa can camouflage itself into its surroundings.

4. 4
   HoneyBunny
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 6:09 pm

   BB fans who just heard that Janey won HOH last night.

   hb

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   Here4theBeer
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 7:22 pm

   GB “We got this side covered Elliot, you watch our backs”

6. 6
   Pamsey
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 7:47 pm

   We got more votes than you, nanny nanny boo boo

7. 7
   dredge
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 7:48 pm

   ready for the rapture.

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   happy_gal
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 8:45 pm

   GWB: “Hey Kat, you and me would be the perfect pair to cohost a new show called American Idles! Get it? Cuz neither of us does a dang thing!”

   (Secondary line in place to help Republicans understand the joke . . . Oooooh, snap!)

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   happy_gal
   Posted July 28, 2006 at 8:49 pm

   GWB: “See, the irony is what they really need to do is to get Simon to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit . . . “

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted July 28, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    Only one person in this photo won by a majority vote…can you spot him?

    That would be the president.

    “In a stunning surprise move this morning, President Bush granted all the American Idol finalists presidential pardons”.

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    Chris
    Posted July 28, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    The Idols laughed it off, as they had so many times before, but they all knew this was neither the time nor the place for Kellie to let out another “Pickler Poof.”

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    PixieGal
    Posted July 28, 2006 at 10:38 pm

    Only person who won by majority vote? The guy standing next to the president.

    aaaanyway, Mandisa sure is in good company what with being frightened shitless of the gays and whatnot.

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    Mark
    Posted July 28, 2006 at 10:54 pm

    Observe the rarity: the President is the third-darkest person in the room.

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    SaveFerris
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 7:07 am

    Check back tomorrow for a photo of the contestants from ABC’s recently canceled “The One” with John Kerry & Al Gore!

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    HoneyBunny
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 7:24 am

    This is from a friend of mine who dared me to post it:

    McPhee – “Hey guys, I just barfed in GW’s toilet.”

    hb(blushing)

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    netnuh
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 9:21 am

    I think Dubya is grabbing McPheevers ass

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    Laurie
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 9:46 am

    They’re not all looking in different directions.

    Actually, they’ve all been Photo Shopped into the picture since none of them really wanted to meet the President.

    Seriously, do you think they’d all be smiling like that if he was there?

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    boomersmommy
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 10:40 am

    To paraphrase the immortal Tim Gunn: “Where’s Elliot?”

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    SaveFerris
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    With Clinton out of office, girls under 25 feel safe once again to enter the Oval Office

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    Greg
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Haven’t come up with anything good enough to post yet, but to show you how much American Idol impacted my life this year, I asked out loud to no one in particular, Who the hell is the girl in between Paris and Mandisa??

    Wow.

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    Greg
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    PS: No seriously, where is Elliott? Is he just not in this picture, was he even there? Etc.

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    Here4theBeer
    Posted July 29, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Elliot was late and missed this great photo. Word has it that he was playing with W’s puppy.

23. 23
    Lizardqueen
    Posted July 30, 2006 at 5:53 am

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    dredge
    Posted July 30, 2006 at 9:44 am

    I think Dubya is grabbing Taylor’s ass.

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    Double L
    Posted July 30, 2006 at 11:02 am

    “American Idol contestants search for the President of the United States. Dick Chaney couldn’t be found so they took a picture with an eager tourist.”

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    Terence
    Posted July 30, 2006 at 6:40 pm

    I See A Lot of Hicks..

27. 27
    Terence
    Posted July 30, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    No Kelly… You aren’t running for class president.

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    Terence
    Posted July 30, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    Mandisa: Where’s the damn refreshments?

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    dhford1
    Posted July 31, 2006 at 6:32 am

    To those of you inquiring as to the whereabouts of Elliot: I was going to say that Mandisa ate him but she actually looks like she has lost some weight in this pic… so I got nothin’…

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted July 31, 2006 at 7:02 am

    Actually, they’ve all been Photo Shopped into the picture since none of them really wanted to meet the President.

    I thought it was the President who’d been photoshopped into the back for the same reason.

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    RealityMonkey
    Posted July 31, 2006 at 9:19 am

    Sadly, Idol Mandisa was shot by the Vice President shortly after this photo was taken. But really, who wears animal prints to the White House these days?

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    TVCheese
    Posted July 31, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Paris: “Yes, I really did wear my Denim Tuxedo to the White House.”

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    Chris
    Posted July 31, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    TVCheese (#32), they’re called Texas Tuxedos!

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    TVCheese
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 6:34 am

    Chris, I’m from the East coast. In this region they’re most likely to seen in Jersey.

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    MODULUS
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 7:15 am

    Off camera, Condi kills with another “Osama’s mama is so fat” joke and wins approval from the President and the idols including an enthusiastic thumbs up from Kelly Pickler.

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    WeatherGurl
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Everyone is all smiles as Kellie Pickler checks to see if she put on deordorant that morning . . . she did! Hooray!

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    mirenis
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:01 am

    Hey Condi! Look at me! Look at me! I told ya I’d get past that limey brit! “Loving youooo, is easy ’cause your beauuuuutiful…doo doo doo doo doo-doo…AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

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    Here4theBeer
    Posted September 5, 2006 at 8:36 am

    and the winner of the CD is?