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American Idol

By madeyoulaugh | Sunday, April 17, 2005 | 11:58 am | 18 Comments

Jurrassic Park the ride has one of the more exciting drops at Universal. In this photo, the Idols are experiencing a physical manifestation of their careers future. While the Idols thought they were on Jurrassic Park the ride, other Universal guests thought they were on The Soon To Be Washed Up Celebrities the ride as they saw those Idols fall.

I am curious why Scott Savol made his twin sister, Drytundra, sit in the back. And who is the Lesbian to the right of Scott?

Even when its only Constantines smile, I still feel violated

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1

B-Side

Posted April 17, 2005 at 3:13 pm

Ah Anthony Federov. The woeful victim of being “skinny fat”
2

yourmom

Posted April 17, 2005 at 4:31 pm

I like all of Scott’s bling bling.
3

Jess

Posted April 17, 2005 at 4:34 pm

Best! Laugh! Everrrrrr!

(*gasping*…lesbian! to the right! hooooo, shit!)
4

Jess

Posted April 17, 2005 at 4:38 pm

waitwaitwait…I just saw that lesbian is capitalized as though it’s a proper noun. HAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! (no bust on you, MYL, I truly love it.)
5

Kelley

Posted April 17, 2005 at 4:47 pm

I think its Anne Heche….
6

Victoria

Posted April 17, 2005 at 10:19 pm

Did Constantine and Nadia hook up? Did you see them after she got eliminated? And who is the goon next to Carrie? If that’s her boyfriend, she can do better.
7

corona kid

Posted April 18, 2005 at 9:57 am

is it me, or does anwar look like ET saying “I’ll be right here!”
8

couchpotato

Posted April 18, 2005 at 11:24 am

love the title!
9

Ashes

Posted April 18, 2005 at 12:54 pm

Every season, at least one wannabe makes it so far (and past better performers) that those of us with some sanity (and ears) must ask what is wrong with our countrymen. Nikki McKibben, Carmen, Josh Gracin, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, and now Scott Savol. In the past, there was some logical explanation (good personality, legitimate underdog, likeable) but Scott? No redeeming qualities. What is wrong with people?
10

Victoria

Posted April 18, 2005 at 1:33 pm

I was watching that Carl’s Jr commercial last night with the baby in the womb and it hit me: Baby Scott Savol!
11

Papercuts!

Posted April 18, 2005 at 2:31 pm

Speaking of Nikki McKibben, has she appeared on the cover of Swank yet?
12

smithie

Posted April 18, 2005 at 4:30 pm

I had a very scary dream last night. Constatine-the-eye-lover won AI. It was u-g-l-y. I like hyphens.
13

yourmom

Posted April 18, 2005 at 4:35 pm

Constantine is such a man (not!) Look at the big baby back there with a freaking poncho on.
14

visibleh20

Posted April 18, 2005 at 5:56 pm

E-Gad! Should they be outside?
15

mar

Posted April 18, 2005 at 8:53 pm

connie didn’t want to ruin his hot leather jacket. (puke)
16

HicksPub

Posted April 19, 2005 at 7:09 am

Amen! Testify, Ashes! I wander aimlessly around my hood, asking complete strangers, “Why the hell is Scott Savol still on my TV?”

It seems ironic that he can hit his girlfriend* with a telephone yet unable to hit a note on national TV.

*It gives me the piss-shivers that, at some point, someone looked at his pasty white ass and thought to themselves, “Mmm. mmmm! I gots to get me some of that!”
17

Jumboshasha

Posted April 19, 2005 at 10:46 pm

Scott Savol and big haired chick are an item per the gossip rags. They have been photographed around Hollywood hand in hand.
18

Tanya

Posted April 28, 2005 at 6:55 pm

Eleven days later, every time I see Federov, I still think of this post.