America’s Next Top Model Minicap: Makeunders!


By Luscious | | 12:47 pm | 19 Comments

Greetings Gasmii!

Is it just me or has Tyra gone completely nutso in her idea of what works for make-overs? This week the girls get coveted new looks, assigned by the genius Tyra, who knows how to make a girl high fashion.

Personally I think very few of them are an improvement and some are downright awful. Also, Harvard Maria wins a Nobel prize in intellect for realizing what a sinking ship this show is and bailing before there is a scramble for the life boats.

Why didn’t I think of that?

For those of you who don’t recognize her, that’s Piggy Nose Brittany. The coloring does her complexion zero favors.

Rob the rock calls himself a Greek God. For Reals.

 

Adopeis – The Greek God of idiots who can’t dress themselves.

 

The girl who gets sent home was a disappointment. I thought she’d last much longer, but I guess our fourth judge is a fickle crowd that allows our judges to manipulate the scoring to be as arbitrary as ever.

Also, someone please put duct tape over Bryanboy’s Mouth. As the Social Media rep, can’t he just tweet his opinions?

 

Puhlease! How much more affected can you get?

Stay tuned for the full re-cap, coming soon to a computer near you.

Luscious
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19 Comments

  1. 1
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    At least we know why Tyra hired Rob now, with him there she no longer has to hire male models.

    I do agree with Tyra about how ridiculous it is that the girls complain about make overs each year. Models are walking mannequins and nothing more. Do they really think designers are going to care about what they want?

  2. 2
    carol
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    I think it works better with the male model on the panel, he will be able to give his input on how professional the models are with male models on set.

    Where those final shots airbrushed? I totally didn’t recognize a couple of the models, maybe it was the strange shot. I can 100% say it was not the ‘make-over’ because those were so blaaahhhh this year.

  3. 3
    featherhead
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    I guess Tyrant didn’t want the BB girl anywhere near Rob, she put a tree between them. All the other girls were hanging all up in his personal space.

  4. 4
    ANTM Fan
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    It was ridiculous that Tyra gave Kiara’s godawful photo a 9 (that was the one who was straddling the tree, right?), after the judges ripped it to shreds. Of course the scores are arbitrary, but if you’re going to shamelessly manipulate them to keep/boot who you like, at least try not to make it so transparent.

    And WTF is up with Johnny Wujek (sp?). He has all the personality of a hungover frat boy–and about as much knowledge of modeling, from what I can tell.

  5. 5
    Adelefig
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    why, why, WHY does tyra’s hair look so filthy?? The mom in me had the urge to wipe all that make up off her face and push her in the shower!

  6. 6
    drkerri
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    “Adopeis” Love it!!

  7. 7
    Gwen
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I hate Brittany’s makeover. Also Laura’s—I hate when they bleach the girls’ eyebrows, it makes them look like chemo patients.

    My friend told me that a girl I know (my friend is friends with her) played basketball with Leila. Six degrees of seperation ftw.

  8. 8
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 1:20 am

    @Gwen Yeah my roommate’s friend is friends with that whiny adopted girl Molly from a few seasons ago.

  9. 9
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 1:21 am

    Apparently there was no editing tricks with her. She’s the same way in real life.

  10. 10
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 6:24 am

    Piggy’s makeover made her look so much older. WTF is up with Victoria?????? Based on her Mom’s side of the conversation she isn’t on the same page as she is. While she was (once again) hysterical on the phone her mother was cool, calm, and collected.

  11. 11
    Gwen
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 7:37 am

    I hated Brittany’s makeover. Also Laura’s—I hate when they bleach the girls’ eyebrows, it makes them look like chemo patients. Not a good look.

    Apparently, someone I know used to play basketball with Leila. Six degress of seperation ftw.

  12. 12
    Gwen
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Oh, oops! I didn’t know that comment had gone through because the window froze when I posted it. Sorry!

  13. 13
    Detinha
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Loved the Adopeis! LMAO!

    Seriously, does anyone look good with bleached eyebrows? Where did that “fashion” come from?

  14. 14
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 9:30 am

    i didn’t like the girl with the gap tooth went blonde. Her eyes would pop more with blue. Tyra just feels like changing them all drastically even if its unnecessary. Tyra always Favors the black girls to last longer than the white ones.

  15. 15
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    ^ *in Latrice Royale voice* Mmmmm….no.

    The makeovers this year were wack as hell…Brittany especially got screwed with that 60′s soccer mom hairdo. I did like Nasty girl’s makeover though.

    I’m kind of disappointed that no one was freaking out 0ver the photoshoot. They were just walking around, boobs all out in the breeze, happy as clams. Immoral skanks.
    But at least an annoying person went home.

  16. 16
    Rebecca
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 3:38 am

    Anyone notice that Victoria’s photo shoot wasn’t shown at all? Yet, her photo did well. I wonder why they didn’t show any footage of her photos being taken.

  17. 17
    labowner
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Destiny should have been kicked to the curb for the lesbian comment. Lame Tyra

    Rebecca you must have blinked because they did show Victoria’s session – it wasn’t long. Why didn’t Miss Religion have an issue getting naked? Every other so called pure chick on this show has balked at showing too much skin.

    Loved Kelly ripping Miss Harvard a new one. What is this “she doesn’t represent Harvard” crap from the other girls?

    Loved Religion questioning the “real bitch” argument. Would have been better if it wasn’t a talking head.

  18. 18
    juddfan
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 11:20 am

    All I can say is ew . . . having the judge pose in his undies with topless contestants is not appropriate, it’s down right creepy . . . but I bet Nigel is jealous as hell . . .

    Victoria was pretty good in photo and shoot . . . maybe she is a ringer, but I still laugh and laugh when she talks to mom!

  19. 19
    labowner
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Is Tyra giving these hos a pass because most are wearing way too much makeup.

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