If somebody were to tell you that two supermodels were going to settle their differences on nationally syndicated television, wouldn’t you make time to see it? Wouldn’t you drop $19.95 for the pay-per-view? Wouldn’t you bring the Jell-O, mud, or creamed corn if it would make things more exciting? Well, you don’t have to do any of that because our girl Tyra is once again breaking new ground on her talk show. She has taken a live ultrasound of her boob and spent time in a fat suit in order to better understand the plight of the overweight and Eddie Murphy when he needs to buy a new house. For the next step, Tyra is taking on Naomi Campbell for the first time, and you don’t even need to have a credit card.
If you are unfamiliar with the situation, Tyra and Naomi are not really the best of friends. In fact, Tyra says that dealing with Naomi Campbell is one of the reasons she has all but left that part of the world of modeling. When Tyra came on the scene, there was an unwritten rule that there can only be one black supermodel, and Naomi wouldn’t let go. TVgasm has a similar unwritten rule, and as soon as we find that other half-black guy or girl, we aren’t letting any more in. Anyway, Tyra is going to confront Naomi on the Tyra show today, Friday November 18th (check local listings). I meant to post this yesterday to give people some advance notice, but since TVgasm is so popular these days, I had a little trouble. Luckily for all of you who don’t check TVgasm before you go to work, school, or day care, Oxygen replays the show several times, so make sure to set your Tivos or VCRs if you won’t be able to catch it when it airs in your town.
Tyra’s doing all of this because you girls hate on each other so much. She’s been feuding for 14 years, but now it’s all about sisterhood. And, really, aren’t we all for sisterhood, especially when it doesn’t involve traveling pants? That’s what I thought.
UPDATE: Oh, it will be blogged. It BEGS to be blogged.