Tyra Banks Gives Me A Boner

Commercials

By admin | Wednesday, December 7, 2005 | 9:25 am | 16 Comments

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Count me in as a person who really loves the holiday season. Even for those people that know me, it might seem odd to hear all of that Christmas music pumping out of my little corner of the TVgasm offices and I have to say, Martha Stewart has a pretty good holiday jazz compilation. But besides an excuse for having Debbie Gibson on my iPod, the holidays are a time of giving, and every year around this time Tyra Banks gives me something special. You probably already know what it is, but for some reason, I always get it right after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which was last night. If you missed it the first time, it will air in all of its glory next tuesday on UPN, but in case you can’t, uh, hold off, until next Tuesday, I thought I would share a couple of Vicky’s holiday commercials that are airing this year, available after the jump. Also, I wanted to put Tyra Banks and boner in the same title.This first one is my favorite. First, it features Tyra, and second, it says that Tyra wants us to give her everything she wants and nothing that she needs. Hopefully she wants attention, and we know she doesn’t need a blogger’s crush, so I think we can work something out.


Click on Tyra to play

The second commercial isn’t as good, but it features Heavenly, perhaps the finest scent ever created.


Click on the picture to play

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    Mullethead
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 10:18 am

    Oh how I miss Leticia Casta. She is, quite possibly, the second hottest woman in the history of mankind.

    (Second only to my Wumpty, of course!)

  2. 2
    glam0rama
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 10:56 am

    tyra banks is undoubtedly hot. and i mean that, and i’m a chick. my only question is:

    is it possible that she’s really bald? her hair changes so much that i’m starting to wonder if her collection of wigs isn’t covering up a mohawk or perhaps some kind of liberty spikes. anyone with information regarding tyra’s wig collection should contact me immediately.

    actually, don’t.
    i don’t really care, i just wondered. so sue me.

  3. 3
    Lizardqueen
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 11:27 am

    I miss Frederique. She seemed to be in on the whole supermodel joke. Sexy and clever. As an aside- The boy asked to sleep on the couch last night after The Amazing Race. I wonder why?

  4. 4
    G Diddy
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 11:50 am

    I have to agree with you J-Unit. I’m a gay guy and Tyra even gives me a boner. She’ll definitely be missed on those Victoria’s Secret shows. But maybe she’ll break out into her patented runway stomp at random moments on her talk show, or on ANTM. Perhaps wearing some see-through lacey VS number that gives ample support to her ginormous breasts. Ah, dare to dream…

  5. 5
    shut up Tyra
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 12:14 pm

    Sorry but I am of the belief that Tyra should be seen and not heard. The woman is a melodramatic idiot (hello, the Tyra episode with the fat suit, the Tyra episode with Naomi, the Tyra episode with the boob doctor..okay every episode of Tyra).
    She also has one of those personalities that go from overdramatically serious to unbelievably ghetto in about .0005 seconds. Only Oprah does this quicker than her.

    Tyra is annoying. Give me Heidi and Giselle any day..THEY are the most beautiful women on earth!!

  6. 6
    traude
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    Did anyone notice Giselle bouncing up and down saying, “It’s all about the booty.” while wearing a thong. A candy underwear rush? This after proclaiming her contract stipulates full booty coverage. Does she need ESL classes or is booty code for something else?

  7. 7
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    This show was HOT HOT HOT. They should call it Victoria’s Ass because the models Bums and Teets were hanging out. Great show. HOT lassies and a female who lost her shoe on the runway – twice! Classic shit.

    OH and Ms. Bankable was Fierce. Puppies just bouncing all over the place. Yeeahhh!

    (#3) “The boy asked to sleep on the couch last night after The Amazing Race.” What are you talking about? OOooooo you nasty girl. Sticky pillows indeed.

  8. 8
    Lizardqueen
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    Eh, sorry ANTF. I meant the precocious 8 year old. I shoulda been more thorough with that remark. This is a kid who is afraid of the dark and complains about the injustice of sleeping in his own room, since zombies are after him and all. Oddly he was like “You go ahead mom. I’m more comfortable on the couch tonight.” Yeah right. I may be fresh from the turnip truck, but I’m not a complete idiot (only a partial).

  9. 9
    sg-dub
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    damnit. not only have I been AWOL from my recapping duties, I totally missed this show.

    Must… get… it… together…

  10. 10
    Lia
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 3:51 pm

    I loved the victoria’s secret fashion show and i’m a girl. those girls are hands down some of the most beautiful women in the world & i love them all. as much as i want to hate them, i can’t. sad that tyra is leaving, but she’s being replaced with two quite beautiful new angels, my favorite being selita ebanks…so cute, but heidi is my girl. project runway tonight yall!

  11. 11
    Kismo
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    sg-dub….. if you want a copy of it just go to the Newsgroups and look in alt.binaries.multimedia
    it was posted today …commerical free HDTV version… Enjoy!

  12. 12
    Buzz
    Posted December 7, 2005 at 5:51 pm

    Yep, this show is why God invented HDTV, and HDTV cards for your computer.

    I was exhausted from a long day and yet still able to watch every second of it on my computer’s HDTV card (which made an awesome, full un-re-compressed 9GB recording of it ;) )

  13. 13
    Ken Levine
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 1:10 am

    The first time I saw Tyra Banks I said, “Wow, there’s a future talk show host”.
    kenlevine.blogspot.com

  14. 14
    Lauren
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    Tyra has a stache!

    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=578

    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=tyra_banks_staches_2_big

  15. 15
    lurkertype
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 1:40 pm

    Mr. Lurkertype commandeered the hi-def TV for this naturally. And HD-recorded so he could, er, enjoy it more later. I saw part of it. Some of the undies were not cut right for some of the girls, making their asses look lumpy (which shouldn’t happen with supermodels) and enough with the capes already. Heidi and the Mr. were cute. Why do models walk so clunky, anyway? No wonder that chick lost her shoe, she was stomping like a Clydesdale.

    LQ, your boy is definitely hetero. Hee! Afraid of zombies, but willing to brave the dark for supermodels. Cute.

  16. 16
    Lizardqueen
    Posted December 8, 2005 at 1:53 pm

    I have found the 3 year old boy under the table with the Vicki’s catalog. I asked them to please stop sending it. I’d have an easier time with a gay boy I think.

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