Anycrap, John gets a call from Merlin who chews him out about loosing the Pimp my buggy. Are we still going on about this? Lawd, Merlin, be a good sport. YOU LOST. That means game over. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. The end. Merlin wants to see John and tells him to get there soon. About 5 seconds later, John magically teleports to the restaurant where he stands outside and smokes a cigarette. Wow, that really makes me want to date him now. John is such a little punk, my heavens.
“You can totally own me Merlin. It’s rad that I’m invited to the senior party Friday night.”
Finally, he goes inside and it’s a hibachi restaurant For real? Merlin couldn’t have chose something a little less classy. Go to McDonald’s and fight there. You’d fit in just fine. Sidenote: Me gusta McDonald’s. They talk some more in that dutch language and act like we don’t have subtitles to translate it for us. It’s all very blah blah. Basically, Merlin thinks he owns John. Hey, this isn’t 1861, you can’t own anybody anymore. DUH.
Now, John has concocted another plan. Let’s run an illegal buggy race! John needs Esther’s help, so he goes to talk to her so she can distract Levi. Here we have Esther’s first appearance for this episode. One appearance too many if you ask me. Basically, John wants Esther to get Levi out of town. Esther thinks John is cray cray. I think they’re all cray cray and I’m probably nuts for enjoying this show. Moving on, Esther talking heads that Merlin is nuts and John needs to stay away from him. Ahh, but then you wouldn’t have a storyline now, would you Esther? Three cheers for camera time!
Later on that day, Esther (GROAN) goes to use, I mean, talk to Levi about going away. She says “why don’t we go to the beach” Levi asks when she wants HIM to take HER. Raise your hand if you think that Levi is footin’ the bill for this little getaway. I hope y’all wore deodorant. Levi interviews that he thinks Esther is all into him now that he has power. Keep on dreamin’ buddy.
Some random scene with John and Merlin pops up. They’re throwing rakes into bales of hay and it looks like a jolly good time. Except I’m bored. We know you’re running a buggy race and Merlin is a psycho. NEXT.
My head and eyes never stay still when I’m talking.
Levi goes to Alvin to say that he’s leaving and now Alvin is in charge until they get back. Alvin is all excited in his non-enunciating way. Jo comes in and comes to the brilliant conclusion that Levi is no where to be found. Well do not fret my dear, because Alvin is in charge and he’ll tell you that Levi is gone with Esther. For some reason, Jo is mad that his precious Esther is gone with Levi after what all happened between them. I just don’t get it. I mean really, I’m not judging her on her looks because when she dresses normal she looks nice, but I feel that Esther has this sense of entitlement. Like poor me, my dad died so the world owes me. Stop that. Her personality is just psstttttbbb.