ANTM Minicap: The Writing On The Wall

Recaps

By Luscious | Saturday, September 29, 2012 | 9:00 am | 5 Comments
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Posted in: America's Next Top Model, Recaps

 Hi Gasmii,

This week on America’s Next Top Model, we find out who the second smartest girl in the house is.

 

Our mystery girl realizes she is just a Tyra toy making a fool of herself.

This brilliant girl also gets so sick of Bryanboy that they have a bit of a run-in. I wish she had hauled off and slapped his smarmy ass.

Of course, intelligence is never encouraged,
so our valedictorian is sent home before she can
reveal the ruse to the rest of the girls.

 

Although they seem to be doing the usual college experimenting
and aren’t really paying that much attention.

 

Plus, I learned that mean girls hate owls.

Stay tuned for all this and more in the full recap coming soon.

Luscious
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Luscious just got back from a one year backpacking trip around the world with her husband (TVgasm fill-in specialist, The Professor). She spends her days writing, knitting and sewing. She's only good at one of those hobbies, not saying which.  Her secret dream is to write romance novels and have critics say her brilliance is wasted on such a pointless genre. Also, she'd like to create a pair of pajamas for her niece where the sleeves actually work.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    andyourlittledogtoo
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 11:09 am

    God, if only Yvonne had clocked that little bitch. But no, she had to be group-thinked into APOLOGIZING to the self-important little troll. Note to Bryanboy: you can be a fabulous gay man without being a smug asshole. Try it out.

    Speaking of smug assholes, there’s Rob again. Ugh. Is he going to be groping the girls on every set this season? He has a sexy pose with Tyra for each challenge and I am absolutely convinced that he is there because he is either sleeping with her or she wants him to. And Kelly, once again, looks like she is in a hostage situation. I love Kelly, I want someone to save her from this mess but alas I fear she signed a contract for this season before she was informed what Tyra had done to destroy the show and is now stuck. I have never seen a woman look so miserable on a TV show in my life. I love you Kelly! Hang in there! It will end, I promise!!! :)

    It is amazing how Victoria can look wide eyed into the camera in her talking heads and spout sanctimonious judgmental crap about everybody else but still look like the cat that ate the canary. That is acting talent my friends. She is acting the crap out of this gig. I am now completely convinced that she is using this gig on this show as one long audition tape for future roles. “Oh mama! I miss your advice and your voice soooo much! I miss cooking with you mama!!!” <> Yeah, sure. Whatever, Victoria.

    That screencap you put up of Tyra is her at her current fully made up and fabulous best and she looks like a forty-five year old call girl. That woman is aging and fast. She continues to want to do the sexy young model thing and her poses with Rob are beyond ridiculous at this point, but the bloom is definitely off that rose. She must just be beside herself at this point, she is so vain. We’ll probably hear tales of disappearing servant girls any time now. You know, she’ll need their blood to bathe in to return her to her youthful beauty. :)

  2. 2
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    Flipit! Fliiipit where are you?! I’m lost and alone…all the times I’ve commented on the Gasm I’ve never had a comment [looks around stealthily] *disappear*…POOF – there for awhile and then gone like magic! Anyway I really did put up a possibly lengthy comment prolly around 2pm Florida time. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

  3. 3
    Gwen
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Anyone else notice that the editors pretended that Allyssa doesn’t exist?

  4. 4
    realhousewivesfan
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    just to point out, im 20, even tho imma real housewives fan, lol! anyway i don’t like that Leila is gone, she was soo cute and an amazing model, Laura is also good but shes kind of annoying, OH WELL!!!!! atleast someone told BryanBoy off abit.

  5. 5
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    I was so jealous of them during this photo shoot. I love owls!

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