Auditiongasm 2012: Dance Moms

Recaps

By Flipit | Monday, January 9, 2012 | 12:44 pm | 4 Comments
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We got almost a hundred sumbissions for the first Auditiongasm of the year, and they were freaking hilarious. Great job, Gasmii!! The panel of judges has had time to sift through them all and choose their faves. We divided the best of the best up into groups for your voting pleasure. Remember over the next couple of days as we post these that you are not voting for the show being recapped, but the quality of the writing. Have fun reading these and do your civic duty by casting your votes!

Group One: Dance Moms!

Fighter One

Fighter Two

Fighter Three

Fighter Four

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    Hoofy Velou
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Am I the only one having major trouble voting?

  2. 2
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    make sure you are logged into the forum as well as the site – i just voted successfully on all four polls.

    my voice will be heard…or, at least, my key presses will be.

  3. 3
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 1:55 am

    How are you handling “brackets” for these? Are you just choosing the most-voted from a category, or are you moving the “two most voted” forward?

    Case in point, I’m personally a fan of Ramsay shows, so say I were to write an article (no, I’m not entered) — I would obviously do a better job on writing about Kitchen Nightmares than I would on Real Housewives of Whothehellcares.

    There’s a clear leader in this group, and, though I absolutely LOVE their writing, it’s also obvious that they love this show more than the other three, so in many respects it’s easier for them to write about.

  4. 4
    Flipit
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 2:00 am

    @jimbob: hey! It’s highest votes, period. So if all of the highest votes are for all four of these writers and the other shows that pop up over the next couple of days get low scores, all recappers from this round progress. Some know the shows they’re recapping and some don’t, but their humor should be there either way. Make sense?

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