Auditiongasm Finals 2012: My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Fighter Three

Recaps

By Flipit | Tuesday, May 10, 2011 | 4:02 pm | 1 Comments
Posted in: Auditiongasm, Recaps

Priscilla makes her grand entrance and everyone is in awe of her dress.  I do have an issue with the costume being the Queen of Hearts.  Why is it pink?  Isn’t it pretty common knowledge that the Queen of Hearts wore red?  I also realize the absurdity that the color of the dress is what I have an issue with.  Priscilla comes downstairs and gets her groove on with every boy at the party, trying to find her prince charming.  While she is shaking her money-maker, her dress is falling down – what with it weighing 90 pounds and all.  She decides it’s time for her dancin’ outfit and changes.  Once she is all bejeweled and ready to dance, she comes back down.  She finally lands in the arms of Mr. Right – Jimmy.  Once Pat Baby has the ok, he names them King and Queen of the party.  They get to dance and Priscilla is happy that she may have found her future husband and father of her children.  As a bonus, he hasn’t done anything disrespectful and he smells and looks good.  Her father can’t even make those claims, so score for Jimmy!

We end this rollercoaster of Gypsy life with a drunken rant by Pat Baby.  He is dressed like a poor man’s Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.  He is so happy that his baby girl may have found a man.  We are left with the hope of a happily ever after for Priscilla.  Will she and Jimmy get married?  Will they get their very own camper or end up living with Pat Baby and LouAnn?  Will Priscilla be able to make the perfect grilled cheese?  Will Gypsies ever get equality in venue rental?  We can only hope that the answer is yes and wait for next week’s episode! 

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One Comment

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    Closet Fan
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    Congratulations on your win!

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