Auditiongasm Finals: Dancing With the Stars Results

Recaps

By Flipit | Monday, September 26, 2011 | 1:00 pm | 22 Comments
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We had over a hundred entries in this Fall’s Auditiongasm! A panel of five recappers has read all the entries and passed the top scoring writers through two rounds of intense recap battles. Now it’s up to you!

Over the next three days, we will be presenting the best of best. Vote for your faves to become the next TVgasm recapper. Remember that you are voting for the writing, and not the show recapped. If you see fit to give three writers tens, go for it. There are no steadfast rules. The goal is to get your favorite recappers to work! Thanks to everyone who entered, and good luck!

Our first show of the week is the Dancing With the Stars Results Show. Drum roll please!

Fighter One’s Recap

Fighter Two’s Recap

Fighter Three’s Recap

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Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

22 Comments

  1. 1
    Denise Sammarco
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Fighter Two gets my vote for the ATM Vestibule comment! Chandler rules!!

  2. 2
    S-Natch Didi32
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    Fighter 3 is HI-larious!! Nancy Grace throwing raw meat into a pit – Kardasian bit great, too. This one has my vote – would love to read what Fighter three has to say in the future! LOLOLOL

  3. 3
    KB
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    Fighter 3 had me cracking up the whole time my stomach hurts! Definitely would be someone I follow if they get in!

  4. 4
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Number 3 was very funny loved it :-)

  5. 5
    Robin Robinez
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Wow. Y’all are hard core about the voting. A 1 vote? No regard for the effort it took to write something that was meant to be enjoyed by us? No points for that?

  6. 6
    Pamela
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Fighter #2#2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 7
    karenlatsey
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    Fighter 2 gets my vote!! Whoo hoo!

  8. 8
    Karen Latsey
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Fighter 2 has my vote all the way! Whoo hoo!

  9. 9
    Michelle
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 12:59 am

    FIGHTER #2 GETS MY VOTE!!! Good luck!!

  10. 10
    Rita O`Hara
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 8:16 am

    My vote is for Fighter number 2!!!!!

  11. 11
    Stephanie
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:21 am

    “Fighter #2″ is the best written!!! Hope they win!! Very funny stuff

  12. 12
    Susan
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I’m voting for Fighter 2!!! Great writing!!

  13. 13
    Dan
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Fighter 2 is the best!!! Ha,ha,ha!! Hope #2 wins!!

  14. 14
    Stephanie
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 11:25 am

    I hope Fighter #2 wins!! Best writter!!!

  15. 15
    Jason
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    My vote is for Fighter #2! Good luck

  16. 16
    dazzyfresh
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Onset menopause of Nancy Grace? Its a tough one,b ut I have to give it to #3

  17. 17
    SexyPanda
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    As someone who entered the TVGasm recapper fold via Auditiongasm, this brings back fond memories of cajoling my friends to vote 10 for me and 1 for my competitors, even though I thought it was a horrible way to go about things! but here I am! It’s the American way!!!

  18. 18
    ladude
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    “The next couple definitely safe is David and Kym. Yay! Love them and love that I believe Kym’s secretly 75 years old.”
    -Bwahahahahaha! – nice work, #2!

  19. 19
    Homer
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    Voting #2!! love it!

  20. 20
    pk
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    My vote is for fighter 2 u rock!

  21. 21
    Cheryl Hansen
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    And the winner is…#2!

  22. 22
    S-Natch Didi32
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    AND #3! Two winners from the same ‘gasm – this batch of recappers rocked!

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