Auditiongasm Finals! Million Dollar Listing

9 Comments

1. 1
   MSquared
   Posted April 4, 2011 at 12:46 pm

   Wow, Flipit. You are really making them work for it because this has got to be one of the most boring shows I’ve ever watched. I can’t imagine sitting through it long enough to recap it.

2. 2
   Tracy
   Posted April 4, 2011 at 12:52 pm

   Vote for Fighter 1

3. 3
   Bridget Miller
   Posted April 4, 2011 at 7:33 pm

   Come on Fighter 2! Come on Fighter 2!

   If I had to hire either fighter 2 or fighter 1. I wouldn’t know which one to choose, but I feel that fighter 2 shows a greater range than fighter 1 and could recap almost any kind of show. I think that fighter 1 would be better suited to recapping scripted shows. But what do I know? Oh that’s right, I am too chickenshit to ever submit a writing sample. You know because the recaps I compose in my head when watching Real Housewives of anyplace but a trailer park. Well come on most of their houses in foreclosure, the cameras are going to end up in a trailer park or RV camper ground sooner than later. And there is an upscale trailer park near LA, where all the stars, park their double wide trailers in attempt to get back to their common man or woman roots. To remind themselves that they are just a normal, everyday joe.

   So my vote is for fighter 2 to take it all the way, but if there can be two winners then it is fighter 2 and fighter 1. Fighter 3 and 4 show a ton of promise and potential, but they just need to hear some constructive feedback and take sometime to polish their skills because those are two sharp light bulbs, and I could see them at some point writing for the Gasm. They all are all CONTENDERS!

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   Bridget Miller
   Posted April 4, 2011 at 7:47 pm

   And I apologize to any of the writers that I may have offended with my comments, and I apologize to the human race in general just because, well you know why. Just remember I a cunty jackhole who is under the delusion that I must share with everyone my thoughts and opinions because I am a unique and special snowflake unlike the rest of yous. My snoflakeness tends to emerge after the doctor has fiddled around with my ADD/ADHD meds. and then I feel that I must keep writing or face instant explosion. Also I feel so clear head and free of distractions that I can actually make attempts to sound funny, witty, and show off my ability to turn out a phrase. I can turn out a phrase so quickly that I had to hire an extra pimp to keep my stable full of phrases in-line. Oh the saying is turn a phrase. Oh well carry on. Good day. I said good day.

   If only my meds. would work this way when I sat down to write a paper, validate a calculus proof, or attempt my auditiongasm piece. DAMN you DOCTOR who won’t let me bathe in Vyvanse a couple of times a day. It is just legalized speed. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with some speed. It keeps the heart a tickin’ and the girls a lickin’ and the boys a dickin’. Turn a phrase laser beams are set to full blast.

5. 5
   Pikey578
   Posted April 5, 2011 at 4:24 am

   I liked #2 – Slumrville for the win!

6. 6
   Danielle Khan
   Posted April 5, 2011 at 7:00 am

   I submit my vote for fighter 1 and I give her a 7. The show seems terrible but at least the little personal snippets made the recap more interesting.

7. 7
   ss
   Posted April 5, 2011 at 7:14 am

   Fighter #1–I give her a 10

8. 8
   Johnny 5
   Posted April 5, 2011 at 1:13 pm

   I LOVED Fighter #3′s entry . . . he/she had me laughing out loud!

9. 9
   paganchick
   Posted April 6, 2011 at 3:15 pm

   10 For fighter 1