Auditiongasm: Sin City Rules: Fighter One

Recaps

By Flipit | Monday, December 10, 2012 | 10:02 am | 0 Comments
Posted in: Auditiongasm, Recaps

We’ve finally made it to the shooting range, where one of them (I lost track) says “only in Vegas will you see a party honoring shooting guns”. Whoever said that has a very sheltered life, and has never been to Texas or pretty much anywhere else with guns.

Anyway, proving Lana right, Alicia shows up in high heels totally inappropriate for the gravel pit, doesn’t shoot a gun the whole time, and jumps with every loud noise. She also gets freaked out when I guy walks by her with a bleeding head thanks to an errant shell fragment (honestly, that would freak me out a bit, too).

However, we do learn one nice bit of trivia – Lori is kind of a bad-ass with the rifles.

 So, they eat food that’s too gourmet for a gun range, and Lana makes sure to exclude Alicia. Gun party over.

On the final leg, we’re out to lunch with Alicia and Amy, the latter who asks, point blank, about whether Alicia’s slept with married men. Alicia acts suitably (and somewhat fake-ly) appalled, and tells the camera that she could ruin Lana with a single phone call.

Seriously, Alicia, is that any way to talk about God?

 So, what did we learn today?

Lana is a delusional nutcase

Alicia is a whore

Amy is a shit-stirrer

Lori has a twin and is a bad-ass with a gun

and Jennifer plays poker.

Also, just to be nice, I decided to get Lana a gift for her next shooting party:

Thanks for reading!

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

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