Auditiongasm: Sin City Rules: Fighter Three

We’re off to Alicia’s house where she spreads some more rumours about herself and girds her loins for the upcoming trial / cocktail party. At Lana’s house they do the same exact thing, but in reverse. These ladies, I dunno.  Typical. 

Finally, the party! There is an ice carving. Do you have ice carvings at your parties? I have ice, most of the time anyway. Lana is all leopard print and boobs and fake tan and ponytail and I’m not exactly sure where to look. She looks like a Jersey girl getting ready for a shopping trip at a really nice mall. Like one with a fancy food court. Wonky is having a completely different party. In walks Alicia! Duh duh duh! I know why this seems familiar! This is shot just like a soap opera! With more monkeys. 

Chesty walks in, also dressed for the mall and awwwkkkward..Outside, Lana gets her smoke on, and on to the problem! She gives a hilariously insulting apology, even including calling Alicia a lizard, which she’s supposed to be feeling bad about? But she just said it a dozen times!  Plus, she looks much more like a horse, that’s just silly. Alicia is not done talking about herself, doesn’t accept the “apology” in time, and much like my pizza, it’s gone and off the table and Svetlana is no longer in the house. 

So what did you think? I hate myself a little bit, but I like Lana. She makes sense when she’s not pretending to be a panther. I bet that’s why it takes 4 hours to have sex! Two hours of make-up, then all the jumping from tree to tree, that shit takes time. This is early days, though.