Auditiongasm: Spring 2012

Recaps

By Flipit | Wednesday, April 18, 2012 | 6:00 am | 14 Comments
Posted in: Auditiongasm, Recaps

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Time to bring on some fresh meat!!

Do you know deep in your heart that you were born to make fun of people on TV? Do you start conversations by talking shit about Housewives at parties? Do people suggest often that you should maybe get outside and see the sun? Then you have found your home.

TVgasm has a talent search twice a year to fill our stables with the funniest writers on the net, and it’s that time again!! To enter, shoot an email to Flipit75@gmail.com with the subject line AUDITIONGASM 2012. I’ll write you back by week’s end with a random show to mock. Let the games begin!!

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

14 Comments

  1. 1
    SuburBint
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 7:41 am

    In the name of all that is good and slightly unnerving, Flip, please tell me a) where you got that pic of the boxing rodents, and b) that there are many, many more. It reminds me of the dioramas that Steve Carell’s character made with dead mice in Dinner for Schmucks.

    Bring on the n00bs indeed! Can’t wait!

  2. 2
    Jimbob Jones
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Don’t you know, SuburBint? Flipit has an illegal rodent fighting ring. The only reason they haven’t busted him yet is because he makes them wear gloves and follows strict WBF guidelines when it comes to their bouts.

    Besides, the boxing rodents are far less creepy than his “rodent ring-girls”.

  3. 3
    SuburBint
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    That explains so very many things.

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Don’t even want to know about the “rodent ring-girls” of Flipit’s. Yeesh.

    I have a friend who hates squirrels so much that when she sees one dead on the road she says that she hopes he suffered.

    Harsh.

  5. 5
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Wow, tell your friend to stay away from the University of Alabama. The squirrels on our campus are no longer afraid of humans, they run right into your path for a nut. And they will occasionally give you a death glare, if you get in their way.

  6. 6
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I’m Sorry SKim, But I am helpless with laughter. The idea of a squirrel delivering a death glare is probs the funniest thing I’ve heard all week!

  7. 7
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    if i could make money fighting rodents i def would. i’m klassy like that. and speaking of, i almost hit a squirrel yesterday and thought “man, those things are really growing big nuts.” it’s like that fucker was daring me to do it. Squirrel death glare!

  8. 8
    Chicken Lips
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    I thought the first rule of Rodent Fight Club was that we don’t talk about Rodent Fight Club?

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted April 17, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    When I lived in Miami a friend and I got lunch at some Cuban kiosk then tried to eat it at the local park, except, clearly, the Miami squirrels developed a taste for croquetas and sauntered on over to my sandwich and tried to steal bits from the half I wasn’t eating.

    Bitch.

  10. 10
    skychickie
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Last summer when it was obscenely hot here in Texas, I earned a level of respect for a squirrel in my backyard. While trying to cool off, I turned my ghetto sprinkler on (the one that turns in a circle) this squirrel laid down on my swing and let the water hit its balls….. I lifted my beer in a toast to that squirrel.

  11. 11
    Flipit Flipit
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    bwahahahahahahahahaha. god i miss texas

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Well you know, Skychickie, that a squirrel will do anything to protect his nuts.

  13. 13
    Sugarbush Joy_Subtraction
    Posted April 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Y’all don’t know about crazy squirrels. My dad has an Elmer Fudd/Bugs Bunny thing going on with a bionic squirrel by his house. The mailman told them that damn squirrel growled at him from the tree overhanging their stoop. We’re in Texas, too, so maybe the squirrels here are just badass.

  14. 14
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted April 21, 2012 at 11:00 am

    DON’T TALK ABOUT RODENT FIGHTING CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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