A or B? Spike TV chooses hottest Jessica

With all the attention on The Sopranos, did anyone even notice there was another Tony on TV last night– as in The Tony Awards? And on the West Coast, there were other, decidely anti-Tony awards handed out in Los Angeles (as in, this group wouldn’t think of giving a statuette to Rosie O’Donnell). Spike TV‘s 2007 and first annual Guys Choice Awards premieres Wednesday from 10 to midnight, but the network has already announced the winners.

Hosted by 30 Rock reprobate Tracy Morgan, the show stayed true-to-form, with a special (“Guy’s Guy”) award to Adam Sandler, accompanied by a toast to Sandler by that guy from King of Queens who just happens to co-star in Sandler’s summer movie, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.

And the show answered the question: Who’s the hottest Jessica? Jessica Alba? Or Jessica Beil? (In a salute to the new show’s influence and power, both women– both of whom are promoting new summer movies– skipped the event.)

We’ll save the answer… and other spoilers… for after the jump…Winners of Spike TV’s
first annual
Guys Choice Awards

GUY’S GUY
Adam Sandler

BIGGEST ASS KICKER
Gerard Butler

BALLSIEST BAND
Disturbed

HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET
Adriana Lima

LUCKIEST BASTARD
Cash Warren

FUNNIEST M.F.
Will Ferrell

GIFT FROM THE GODS
Minka Kelly

MOST UNSTOPPABLE JOCK
LaDainian Tomlinson

NAUGHTIEST CYBERVIXEN
Christine Dolce

MOST DANGEROUS MAN
Chuck Liddell

FEMME FATALE
Rose McGowan

KINGPIN (GUY OF THE YEAR)
James Gandolfini

COCKIEST CREW
“Jackass 2″ Crew

GUTSIEST MOVE
Stephen Colbert

SICKEST RHYMES
Jay-Z

SEXIEST IMPORT
Bar Rafaeli

COOLEST GEEK
Masi Oka

BEST GANGSTERTAINMENT
“The Departed”

HOTTEST JESSICA
Jessica Alba

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
Shaun White

GAME WITH THE MOST GAME
Madden NFL ’07

MOST VIRAL VIDEO
Will Ferrell “The Landlord”

GUY MOVIE HALL OF FAME
“Swingers” Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau

TV COLUMNIST
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