Hey Gasmi! Hope you’ve got on your comfiest ball gown and stilettos/coziest three-piece suit, because we have so much ground to cover to celebrate Hollywood’s night out! The Golden Globes are, by far, the most fun awards show, because they keep the champagne flowing, and you better believe that everyone you see appear on camera is pretty trashed.
Let’s start with the red carpet hits and misses:
Julianne Hough: Everyone else seems to like this, but I think she looks like she was first attacked with birdseed, and then secondarily with birds.
Michelle Dockery: LOVE. She looks like an awards statuette. It’s fashion-forward, and a good color on her, and I do not have enough good things to say about this.
Giuliana Rancic: She looks like an old lady. I get that she’s trying to go for Victorian romance, but it wound up looking like Victorian horror. Careful; she might just poison your tea with arsenic.
Anna Gun: Yikes. Enough said.
Ariel Winter: Love an age-appropriate dress. It’s pretty without veering into sexy or childish. And her hair and makeup are beautiful.