Mona: Stop fingering the award! This isn’t The Lovely Bones!
Amanda: Did he just give Quentin credit for the big bang?
Flipit: He’s just spouting off physics. I would count the times he said “planet” “globe” or “bang” but I’m lazy. He’s totally full of shit and can’t string a sentence together. He’ll do great in this town.
Amanda: My globe got big banged by Quentin.
Flipit: Enough already, Maya Angelou. He’s ridiculous. I’m bored. Hey look at Julia Roberts. She’s so up the Beatles’ ass.
Amanda: Next up, Martin Scorsese wakes up to shake people’s hands.
There’s no snooze button at the Golden Globes.
You will lose weight or I will kill your family.
(DeNiro and DiCaprio introduce the Cecil B DeMille award to Scorcese.)
Flipit: DeNiro sounds like Jay Leno doing an impression of DeNiro.
(DeNiro makes a joke about Scorcese being so in love with film that there are internet videos of the old guy screwing film. )
Amanda: Brendan Fraser is laughing way too hard at that.
Flipit: What happened to Brendan Fraser? Did you see him on the red carpet? I’m glad he got that restraining order against me a few years ago. It saved me the awkward breaking up speech tonight.
Flipit: Brendan is there just in case George of the Jungle is nominated.
Amanda: Scorcese looks like the lead character in Up.
Amanda: Nicole Kidman is turned ON.
Mona: This is going on forever. I’m losing my boner.
Flipit: DiCaprio hasn’t mentioned Global Warming once, which is insanity.
Mona: I know. Remember Haiti?
(Leo starts comparing Scorsese to other geniuses)
Flipit: Who’s Bay-oven? DiCaprio is dumber than Cameron Diaz.
Amanda: Beethoven the movie? That’s why David Duchovney’s there!! This Scorcese montage would be better to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
They just a wanna! They just a wannaaaaa!
Mona: Hey, they left Crossroads out of that montage!!
Flipit: Wow Jodie Foster looked the same then as she does now. Only she’s older and more lesbionic.
Amanda: It’s weird to think that Robert DeNiro has always been older than Jodie Foster.
Flipit: Long ass montage.
Amanda: They could have inserted at least one LOL Cat in this.
You guys are awesome. I heart Mona.
…o.k., so instead of getting back to work, I read part 2 of your Golden Globes recap. Glad I did it. Great work Flipit and friends.
Great recap Flipit and kudos to your friends! I heart you all….can I be your friend?!
Can’t wait to read recaps of the Grammy’s and Oscar’s!
Wonder what all the Katrina victims think of the Haiti support? Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston and Julia Roberts need to do a road picture where they try to find their careers again. Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake and that guy from Law and Order could all do cameos. Then they could end up at the “home of Butt Naked” bar in Oklahoma City singing karaoke. Funny recap, guys,gals!
