With the arrival of the 2006 Emmy Award ceremony, tonight was television’s biggest night. And any night that’s big for TV is big for TVgasm. That’s why J-Unit and I dressed up all nice, pulled some Hollywood connections, and made our way into one of the biggest Emmy parties of the night. Needless to say, it was awesome. J-Unit mixed and mingled with several cast members from Grey’s Anatomy (including The Pomp), and I got to hobnob with a few pro-athletes, including my favorite football player, Hines Ward!
So while you may read many silly “insider” accounts of what goes on at these Emmy parties, rest assured. We have the inside scoop. Photos after the jump…
J-Unit is all psyched for the big party!
Meanwhile, I’m rocking the tux. A night of a thousand stars, baby!
Ooops! A little nervous!
After my little “incident,” I pose with my date for the evening: water bottle!
I know, I know. “Get a room.”
J-Unit’s date is a bottle of Vitamin Water.
Time to paint the town red!
Before we go into the party, J-Unit calls his mom. She wants him to “get a picture with Matlock.”
I, on the other hand, use my phone to take a picture of all the paparazzi outside.
Finally, we arrive!
Check out the sweet buffet.
The dessert spread had all our tongues wagging.
Here I am, mixing it up with Hines Ward, Santana Moss, Shaun Alexander, and Eric Gagne. It was like we were old pals.
Kiefer Sutherland just punched a waiter in front of us.
J-Unit sidles up to Ellen Pompeo. Pretty smooth.
Next thing you know, he’s buddy-buddy with the whole cast of Grey’s Anatomy! And just when they’re about to take a group photo –
– Helen Mirren totally gets in the way. Some people…
I try my luck with Sandra Oh. Hey, if J-Unit can do it; so can I, right?
Unfortunately, she gives me the cold shoulder.
Since I’m drunk, I take it very personally.
How do you like your Vera Wang now, BITCH???
Calista Flockhart, Lara Flynn Boyle, and Nicole Richie make a joint appearance.
The evening’s entertainment is provided by Dwight Stardust. He’s awesome.
But he keeps singing “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi all night.
Somewhere along the way, my date gets a little cozy with the liquor.
And then J-Unit’s date gets a little cozy with the Cuervo.
And then both of our dates get a little cozy with each other.
I mean, really cozy.
Vitamin Water: total whore.
That’s okay. I got me a new lady.
Later that night, J-Unit passes out on some couch.
Not in the gift bag!!!
And that was our big night out with the stars. Hope you enjoyed the ride!