Bachelor Pad Minicap- Telenovela Fantastico!

Recaps

By Jane and Blanche | Monday, August 13, 2012 | 8:12 pm | 3 Comments
Tagged: , , , , , , ,
Posted in: Bachelor Pad, Recaps

What every girl aspires to become…according to Chris

Have you missed us Gasmii? It’s been a whole week since our beloved freak show aired. Now it’s back and freakier than ever.

These week promises to get personal instead of physical with a Match Game style game show and one on one dates instead of gang bangs.

David is nervous that this might be his last week so a thinking game is really bad news for him.

It’s also bad news for the girls because girls never like hearing the truth.

Jamie is still crying over Chris when she’s not giddy with how much he likes her.

Kalon is still lying to everyone. We’re pretty sure that Lindzi has lost the ability to speak.

Ed has switched to the girl’s team, he traded in his balls to Jacklyn 2 weeks ago and now has a nice shiny vagina. Look out Ed, Chris loves new vagina smells!

Michael and Rachel snuggle on the couch. (yawn)

Nick and Tony might yet find love…with each other?

Chris thinks he’s getting rid of crazy Blakeley by taking out Sarah but we know otherwise, don’t we Gasmii?

And Erica has yet to brush her hair.

Jane actually has to work for a living this week so our full recap will be a day late. See you Thursday for some true telenovela fun!

 To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!

To follow my personal tweets, click here.

We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

3 Comments

  1. 1
    carol
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Who was the blonde girl with blue eyes on the couch (between the two dates)? I don’t remember seeing her before. I have got the guys more or less down, but they just keep focusing on the crazy girls so we don’t get to see them all.

    Jamie’s teeth are ridiculous. They are so clearly fake and so blindingly white they look blue, and she has yet to learn how to speak with them. A bunch of them (guys and girls) sound like they have retainers in.

  2. 2
    jerseyj
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    @carol, I think Jamie’s teeth might be the least ridiculous thing about her!

    Good lord, that girl is NUTS. I vacillated between being embarassed for her, sad for her, and wanting to yell at her through my screen. Chris is a complete jerk, but she made it so easy for him. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a more gullible human being. Seriously, “I’m going out on a date with someone else because I really like you and I’m protecting you”? She bought that shit! And waxed poetic about how she had met this fantastic, loyal, amazing guy who just wants to be with her. Wow, I hope she watches this and learns A LOT from it!

  3. 3
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Although I do agree that Jamie needs to learn some big lessons from her time on Bachelor Pad, I feel really bad for her. Obviously her challenging upbringing did a BIG number on her self-esteem. She is a beautiful girl. If she would relax and be herself instead of trying so hard, with some patience I am sure she would find that wonderful relationship that she is longing for.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.