Bachelor Pad MiniCap: The Party’s Almost Over


By Jane and Blanche | | 10:01 am | 0 Comments
Posted in: Bachelor Pad, Recaps

Welcome back to the Bachelor Pad, Gasmi.

It’s an episode full of tears this week because TWO couples go home…TWO!!!!! Just think of what this show would have been like if they had sent two couples home every week. Let’s us take a moment to reflect on that…

Oh well.

This week there is a trivia contest and a singing contest. One is much more painful to watch than the other, we give you 2 guesses which one.

We learn that Nick has something resembling a personality and that’s not really a good thing.

We learn that someone at ABC must own Night Ranger’s contract and gets paid every time someone on BP3 says the name Night Ranger (crap, do we owe someone money now?) and that Sister Christian is a rock anthem. Really?

Several contestants learn that this is a game show and only one person is going to win. And it only took them 7 episodes to understand that! These contestants are getting smarter each season!

Tune in tomorrow for our full recap to get our full reflections on this week’s festivities.

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

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